7 Husbands for Hurmuz Page #7

Of course.

What can we offer you before the dinner?

We have coffee, we have syrup.

And also two slices of baklava.

Baklava? - Yes sir.

Here sir.

That's so kind of you.

I will take this one.

What I like most is cozy gathering.

Hrmz, open the door.

I have nothing to do with the

earthly possessions, what I want...

...is the beautiful ladies. Hrmz!

- Sir.

Who is this guy, what does he want?

You wouldn't like to know.

Open the door! - This terrible man is

the adopted child of Father Hadji.

Father Hadji tried to raise him

as a religious guy but he could not.

Then he disinherited him. Now he knows

that Father Hadji has come here...

...this is why he acts so strange.

Open the door! Hrmz.

What will happen now?

He will leave as soon as he

understands that Hadji's not here.

If you want I can go and

inform the firemen.

They like me a lot, as I'm their doctor.

They are strong men, they can come

and extinguish him, if you want.

Only heroes who communicate

by their fists can beat bully men.

Thank god that you are here.

This man will screw everything up.

I am going soon my lady, going soon.

Hrmz!

Strange. Why does this man call you

instead of Father Hadji?

Yes. Are you sure you want to know?

He wants me. He will dishonour me.

You see... - Here is the coffee!

Now it is a must to bring this man

into line. I am going immediately.

Going immediately.

- Take him out from the side door.

I would prefer not to go out

from the front door.

Sure, from the side door,

Mr. Hsrev, please.

Open the door! Hrmz.

How nice to see you here!

You are my soul...

Why don't you open the door,

damned woman?

You think I open the door for

every bully yelling out of the house?

I will eat you.

- Stop!

You're drunk.

- A little bit.

I didn't like this, you are a killjoy.

I prepared the raki table for you,

but you came here as already drunk!

Come on walk this way, come on...

Walk...

- I will eat you tonight!

All beautiful ladies should be mine.

- Come on, walk!

God, look at the table.

Did you prepare all of this food for me?

- Stop!

Will you use those dirty hands

for eating?

Walk directly to the bathroom, walk!

What's wrong with my hands?

Very dirty.

You are worse than the prison Hrmz.

I am waiting for you.

- My God!

Hrmz... Are you in the restroom,

open the door.

Is it you Rstem, what happened?

It's me of course. You didn't like it?

Only the housemaids of the

vagabonds' inn enjoy you. - Why?

You popped in our mansion and

ordered me to cook "keflkek".

I am not a housemaid. And here's

not a vagabond's inn.

If you want "keflkek", please ask

the chefs of the mansion.

But couldn't I ask my wife

to cook "keflkek"?

Please speak more politely.

What is this, I don't understand

a single word.

Because this is not your day.

But I came all the way from Lleburgaz.

- Please do not shout.

I cannot adapt your days all the time.

Good good...

- I am leaving.

But you cannot come in.

Disaster disaster.

Why? What is that?

Can you keep a secret?

My Hrmz, I can keep

everything if yo... Ah...

My older brother is upstairs.

- Yes?

He is a thorny guy.

Yes?

Thorny. - OK.

Bad. - OK.

Bad. - Yes.

Terrible. - OK.

Why should I be afraid of him,

he's my brother in law?

Hrmz, where can I go

at this time of the day?

I'm your dog...

Catch me Hrmz, I am hiding upstairs,

will you be able to find me here?

I am counting up to three.

Three... Hrmz!

I am coming.

Follow my odour.

Hey, you have already cooked "keflkek"...

What a nice thing to have a wife.

Hrmz, where is the soap,

I couldn't see.

Look at the top of the jar, or it

might be fallen down to the floor.

Hrmz?

How strange your brother speaks,

like thunders coming down.

You don't listen to me, he is a bully

killer, just escaped from the prison.

And I don't even want to know what

he will do when he sees you here.

Call this maniac, I want to talk to him.

No no no, I am sure my brother

will not be nice to you.

He is my brother-in-law,

why he would treat me badly?

He always finds an excuse for

raising a conflict.

He can't. Even if he can,

I will come over it.

You think I cannot?

I'm your cat...

- I'm your dog...

Come on, let me hide you.

- What?

I am not going anywhere, anywhere.

Then have a glass of raki.

No I wouldn't drink, you know

I like raki too much but...

If it's you asking me,

I can drink litres of it...

They swapped raki to the cat's ass,

she asked where that wolf is...

What?

Rak is very nice.

Drinking raki makes me feel like

you smack my head with wood.

I lose myself.

Once I couldn't go out of

bed for three-five days.

Yes, it was three-five days.

What I mean by wood was

something like that.

Yes.

I came from Lleburgaz.

Let me rub it once...

What's going on?

Haven't you get washed?

I know it stinks but there was no

water for six months in the jail.

You will drive me crazy with all this

cleaning stuff you push since I came.

I washed my hands, neck, throat

thoroughly, what else do you need?

But look, how do you think you

can do this, that, this, those...

...with your dirty body?

You cannot even smell me.

Go walk to the bathroom and

don't shout every second,

I am getting mad... And I know

how to put you in order!

Finished...

Such a special lady.

Thanks. Go walk to the bathroom, go.

Hrmz?

- What?

I will eat you.

OK you will, but now go.

You made me a water bird.

My husband. Is it you?

So many men around! Guys

raining from the sky...

Only my damned one is not here.

Is there a man in the closet as well?

This is why I told you, I was asking

you to move him down.

H h Hrmz!

- I'm going mad, who is this one?

He's faltering, so that's my barber.

How many husbands you have?

May I come in?

Hrmz?

- My Hasan is here!

Come in, come in.

Hasan!

Oh my clever Hasan has come.

Come on come on.

Soon ex-ex-ex...

I will excite you, I will do it inside,

come in.

Explain!

Where are you going at this time of

the night? - I'm going home.

What? Where?

- What happened this time?

Don't go there.

- Why?

Don't drive me crazy...

Hrmz!

Who is this, explain Hrmz!

- Come sit down.

This is the catty son of the Pasha.

He made his father sick.

Now he is in the bathroom,

enjoying to clean up himself.

I have a question to you Hrmz.

- Ask.

How ma-many Hrmz li-live

in this ma-mansion? Explain.

Look, the wife of the son-in-law

of Pasha, this is the first.

Then, the daughter of Father Hadji,

this is number two. And myself.

How many?

- Three.

We are really a lot.

I am confused Hrmz.

Who is this?

It's me, Hzr, captain of the

Sea Dragon.

Welcome.

Hello, guide woman.

And this is the groom.

- Where is my Hrmz?

I know this man, he came to my shop.

I came to eat her.

Slow down.

How can you do something like that,

in a house full of relatives of Hrmz...

Relatives?

- Yes.

I want to meet them.

Stop, it's banned here.

Come on.

Tell them that it's not a stranger,

it's their brother-in-law.

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