7 Husbands for Hurmuz Page #8

OK OK, I will.

You please wait here in the kitchen.

Come on, come.

Have some walnuts, over there

OK bye, I will come on Tuesday,

you see the situation at home.

No problem my Hrmz.

- OK, bye...

Senna in the cellar.

- What?

I say, there is senna in the cellar.

- Senna in the cellar?

What to do with cenna?

Put it in the raki? OK.

Sweeties are nice to eat but it gives

you bitter floating afterwards.

Gee...

My husband, my husband, glad you came.

Hrmz! Bring me a towel!

- Who is this?

That's my brother.

Brother? That's good, let's meet.

It is good to have people around.

And this is my sister-in-law.

- Sister-in-law?

Hello lady.

- Shh...

Introduce me to your brother then.

But if he sees us now...

That means party Hrmz, party!

Sit down.

This is the family felicity.

This is a very special type of raki,

my brother brought.

I love lion's milk.

Don't add water.

Don't add water I said!

Take it. - Oh...

My husband the lion, takes

only one sip of lion's milk?

A hero can best be known

by his style of drinking raki.

It's a joke, joke. Who do you think

I am?

Hrmz come.

Good for you.

What happened? - The husband upstairs

is asking for a towel.

Take from the bedroom and give him.

- OK.

How many husbands you have?

Don't worry, they are the old

accounts, I will close all of them.

What happened?

Something happened to me.

You just arrived, maybe it's

due to the voyage.

I need to go to the restroom.

- Come, come.

Stairs... My God.

Who smacked my head, Hrmz?

My brother did, as you didn't

listen to me.

Why did he?

We were drinking Rak here,

this is the last thing I remember.

Isn't he my brother-in-law?

What type of a brother he is?

How? Look...

Oh, I am excited.

What a strange man you are...

I will eat you.

You the prison bear, my brother's here,

now in the toilet, will come soon.

And my sister-in-law is also inside,

go get dressed, wait for the night.

Really?

- Yes...

I have been dreaming of this

moment for 6 months, god damned!

After the cleaning up, it's her brother

and now sister-in-law. - Come on my lion.

What is this?

My head, he smacked so badly.

I will bring him to account.

Hey my brother, thanks god for

coming together, where are you?

I am looking for you.

Glad to be here...

What a silly man you are,

why do you smack my head?

Hey what are you talking about,

I'm driving mad...

Do you think I don't react?

I will kill you as well.

What is this? What's that,

in your hand? A weapon?

That's a gun. - Gun?

Look at me...

You the bloke, get out

of here before things go wild.

You will pay for this.

Gee...

You the coward...

This is how I terrify others...

You will pay for this.

Hrmz!

Avva come on.

Avva?

Rstem?

Havva...

What are you doing here?

What is it here?

- What are you, doing here?

I am here for a lady who wants

her cotton to be fluffed.

This is my husband.

But that's my husband as well.

- What?

How could he do something

like that to a woman like you?

How could he do something like

that to a woman like you too?

God damned.

Be you divorced, be you divorced!

Lie down there, you the dog.

You will see how I will turn you into

a cuckold with shining horns!

But the brother-in-law is still in the

toilet, whatever meal you served him...

Stinger, anise soup...

Come on here, sit down.

But it was too much for him,

now he misunderstands everything.

He thought I'm his mother, then

I got a little bit concerned.

He can't recognize even his father.

Tell me, where is your husband?

I sent him off already, don't worry,

look, who is coming.

Oh my brother, I am happy we met.

- Come on.

Thanks god we met.

- Thanks god. Welcome, sit down.

How are you? Are you OK?

Thank god, I am OK, living around.

You know, this is life.

This world, god damned world...

Damn it, damn it.

- Damn it, damn it, come on.

Oh...

Do you know me?

Of course I do.

Who am I?

- For sure I know.

Who am I? - You ask me who I am.

You're the brother of my wife.

Bravo, excellent!

Some calls it as the mansion of the

Hadji while some others call Pasha's...

I have a question. Whose mansion

is this, Pasha's or Hadji's?

This mansion belongs to Sultan Hrmz.

You can consider as mine as well,

since I am the husband of Sultan Hrmz.

What? H-h-Hrmz?

Get lost you the clown, you clog a very

important government mission here.

Look, it's a lot of Hrmz here.

- Two?

Three.

Daughter, daughter-in-law and

housemaid of Pasha...

Which one is yours?

Not the daughter or the daughter-in-law.

Housemaid then.

Ho ho housemaid?

Te-tell me, a-a-re the e-e-eyes

of Hrmz gr-gr-green?

Yes.

She is so-somewhat ta-taller than

av-av-average? - Yes.

Talks like ths ths ths,

a si-si-silly girl?

No, she speaks like a poetry but

I don't understand anything.

Thank god.

I tho-tho-thought...

- Me too, me too.

Mine has nothing to do with poetry.

She perceives poetry as a prayer but

to be honest she plays oud very well.

But, this is correct.

What?

Whole night we spent in the toilet,

right?

I already took off my panty...

I was able to complete once, but look,

this is a secret between us. - OK.

I have to go again.

Mummy... Oh my mummy.

- What's going on?

I did it.

Oh.

What's going on?

Let me have a look from back-side.

Me me me too.

H h Hrmz! Hrmz!

Hrmz!

I sus sus suspect.

Three Hrmz in a home is not possible

Hrmz should come here immediately.

- OK.

Hello lady, how are you?

I hope you are fine, that's so kind

of you, how is the gentleman doing?

It's fire, fire in the mansion.

Help, it's fire in the mansion.

Help.

# Oh cute and tiny, her skin fragrant #

Where are you all, damned ladies?

# Come on let's smell each other,

I will not let you to fade away. #

# Oh cute and tiny, her skin such fragrant #

# Come on let's smell each other,

I will not let you to fade away. #

# It's fire, fire, I am burning #

# Help me friends, I am inflamed. #

# It's fire, fire, I am burning #

# Help me friends, I am inflamed. #

Thanks my hero, could you please give

your name, I need to know who saved me.

Adem. - Really?

And I am Havva.

Look at you.

Seven heroes to get famous

all around the world.

We are honoured...

Me too, me too.

I need to tell you something.

Your situation solved.

Turkish Classical Music in German

(An Belinden- Goethe)

See how he improved his Turkish.

They will sort him out soon.

Stop it.

You mean, all of you make a

complaint against this lady, right?

Ye ye yes, ju-ju-ju...

I swear we complain father judge.

OK OK, Mr. Hasan, come to the front.

Tell us the situation.

Ho ho honourable judge

Th th this la la lady che che...

Cherished you? What?

What is it, what?

She cheated me.

Why?

My husband... God.

She said I don't have a husband.

Stop Hasan, I am bored...

Go back.

But...

- Hasan, go back. Go back!

You come, come.

Together?

Tell me what is the situation.

Regards, my father judge.

I experienced so many difficulties

with this lady, my father judge.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes