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I don't know what's going on
right now.
Yeah, it's ruined.
Bingo!
- What? Office, where would you
keep a code?
- I don't know,
I don't have an office.
- Computer!
Oh, maybe it's in a
drawer or something.
- Hey, why don't we
just go out the window.
- No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
Sensor, my sister has one of
these get ups at her house.
the end
of a stressful day
with the family,
suddenly, the whole damn
neighborhood's awake
and they have questions
about your life's decisions.
Oh!
- Where are you going?
11:
11. No, come on, we haveto find the.
- Hand me that phone.
- You can't just skip this one?
- It takes a minute.
It's 11:
11,time for
the impossible question!
You guys know the deal,
but it's fun to say it!
$104,800, that's what
we're up to,
it's been 524 days since
a good soul has won.
Twice a day, every day at 11:11,
we pose the impossible question!
The generous folks
at black bear markets
add another hundred dollars
to the kitty.
Ya call with a correct answer
within 22 seconds, and you win
it all!
It would be so simple
if it weren't impossible!
- So phone's ready.
- Here it comes.
- What the f***?
- Shh!
What were the last words
of the first man to
commit suicide
by jumping off
the golden gate bridge?
- Come on, that's just!
- Oh, wait, you don't
wanna hear the answer?
- Some a**hole is gonna win,
and then the next day,
I'm gonna know the answer,
and then only win a
hundred damn dollars!
I believe I'd take
to a clock tower.
- Wonder how cold that water is.
- Huh?
- Those would be
cool last words.
You say, "I wonder how cold
that water is," and then.
- Come on, let's rob this place.
Who the f*** is that?
- I don't know.
- You said no one was here!
- She's not the person
who lives here.
- How do you know?
- Because I did my research.
- Then why wasn't
she in your research?
- She doesn't live here!
- Well who the f*** is that!
- I don't know!
- F***!
- We gotta cut bait, just get
out of here.
- Out of where? Out of the house,
just go, problem solved.
- We can't, the alarm.
Ah, we take a chair,
and we shove
it under the doorknob.
- And then what?
- She's stuck!
- So she'll call for help.
- Like on the phone
or out the window?
- W-what does that matter?
- Uh, ok.
Ha, hmm, we have to tie her up.
- What?
- Look, we need time!
We don't have time
if she finds us.
If she wakes up, she's going to
find us.
So, we have to tie her up.
Here we go!
Yeah, ok, we'll use that.
- What about our faces,
she can't see our faces.
Ok, we wrap her in the sheet
and just tape the
sh*t out of her.
- Why are we
wrapping her in the sheet?
- This is duct tape, man.
- So? So it's gonna
rip her f***in' skin off!
We're burglars, not a**holes.
- Fine, you go high, I go low.
- Sorry!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Sorry, sorry!
- Shut up!
- Help!
- It's ok, we're just
taping you!
- Help! Shut up, no one can hear you!
- Don't be a dick about it,
but he's right,
no one can hear you.
You good?
- Yeah.
- What the hell?
- Dah, my leg!
- What? You taped my left,
cut me loose.
- Ok.
Will you hold still?
- I'm not doing anything, he's...
- I'm trying to kick free!
- You can't
kick free, I have to cut,
ha-ha!
- Don't hurt me, don't hurt me!
- Wh, oh, we're not
gonna hurt you,
we're just gonna
steal some stuff
and then we're gonna, oh sh*t!
- What?
- My mask!
- I told you not to hog the
saran wrap!
- I didn't see anything.
- Look at yours, still on!
- I didn't hog it,
it, there just wasn't
enough to go around my...
- bullshit, you were wrapping
your head
like you were shippin'
it overseas!
- I didn't see your face,
just take whatever you want.
I don't care, I'm, I'm
just the house sitter.
- Yes, you did see my face,
you were looking right at me!
- I don't remember, just
vaguely Chinese, that's all.
- Chinese?
- Dude!
- Turn around, Doug!
- Whatever you're looking for, it's all
in a secret hiding spot, I know that.
All the valuables, a computer,
uh, I don't, just everything.
- Where?
- I don't know, I just heard
them talking.
- Ok, you stay here, let's go.
- We should put her back
in the bed.
- I'm fine.
- She's fine!
- No, come on, it's,
we might be a while.
- Really, I'm fine.
- What's your name?
- Darcy.
- Darcy, there's really
no reason
for you to be uncomfortable.
Come on.
- Jesus Christ!
- Good?
- Yeah.
- Shout if you need anything.
- But be f***in' quiet about it.
What are you the concierge?
- She saw my face, she can
identify me,
so I want her to feel as
good as she possibly can
about this whole experience.
W-why are you calling me
by my middle name in there?
You know how much I hate that.
- What are you talking about?
- You called me Doug!
- I didn't know that was your
middle name.
- Yes, you did.
I told you that, wait.
- Ok, now that I look at
it, I may have over-applied.
- So, we have a hostage now.
- Yeah, I know, it is not
ideal, her being here.
- No, it's not ideal.
- No, it is a problem,
but she solves our
two other problems.
- How?
- She knows the code.
- That's true. And we know all the great
stuff is in a secret hiding spot
we wouldn't be
looking for otherwise.
So, all we have to do is find
the spot,
steal the stuff, get the
code, and order our pizza.
- We can do that.
- Hell, yes, we can do that.
- What are you doing?
- There could be one of
those Scooby-doo deals,
where the little thing,
you know.
This is too much stuff!
- Let's start over here.
- Why in the hell would someone
keep a box of blankets
in the garage?
What's the practical
use in that?
You're in bed, you're cold,
you come out to the even
colder garage to get a blanket?
- Eh, I don't know. I know you don't know,
because you wouldn't do that,
because it's a
stupid thing to do!
That's the one percent
This is why our country's
in the shitter!
Hey, now!
If that's not a secret
hidin' spot!
- Oh, it's locked.
- Exactly, because there's
valuable stuff in here.
- Hey, whoa, no!
- What? You're gonna break
everything inside!
- But it's locked!
- So, we'll find the key.
- But we just found this!
- Perfect, so we're on a roll.
This house is just too damn
big, that's the real problem.
- Yeah, if you're robbing
it, but if you're
living here, it's
probably pretty nice.
- It's ostentatious!
I mean, if they were just
a little more humble,
we wouldn't have so many
rooms to look through.
I mean, what is this?
The f***ing parlor room or
conservatory, it's like clue!
- Niagara Falls.
- Yeah.
- Did you know Niagara Falls
is actually three
different falls,
horseshoe falls, bridal veil...
- did you move anything here?
- What?
- Uh, was there any other stuff?
- No, I just turned it on.
- Well, did you
put it there, though,
eh, in the center like that?
- No, it was just there.
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