A Bad Moms Christmas Page #5

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Mom, we've talked about it there!

Steeped.

It's my mom.

- Your mother?

It is a pleasure.

You have a lovely daughter.

One should not see his mother

lick one's lover's nipples.

Mom, what are you doing?

Mother!

Not one who seized me.

Normally people catch one.

Hello.

I brought some ice cream to you.

Thank you, Ty.

We had to meet after the show -

- and I've looked forward to it.

Do you still want to?

Oh, Ty ...

With pleasure.

- Well.

But it's shown my mother's third

concussion this month ...

That was a lot.

- I'd better keep an eye on her.

But ...

I'm going to Cleveland tomorrow.

But may I call,

Next time I'm in town? Can i do that

With pleasure.

- Well.

I can grow your klunker for free.

- How are you?

I'm looking forward to that, Carla.

And that will make me laugh too.

It's a deal.

- And ...

Oh, sorry.

I thought you would ....

Merry Christmas, Carla.

- Merry Christmas, Ty.

Then it's bedtime, little tax children.

Today I will sing

'My heart will go on' -

- of the double Grammy winner,

Cline Dion.

What is it?

Is everything okay with you and mom?

- You have been scared a lot.

Come and put yourself.

Your mother and I just disagree

about some little things -

- as important as Christmas is,

the role of mother, wife and educator.

But otherwise everything is in the most beautiful order.

You should not be worried.

I know it's your first Christmas

since divorce.

It's probably a bit strange, right?

- Yes it is.

Firstly, love both

your mother and you are very high.

And whatever happens,

I will always be there for you.

Always.

For you are my grandchildren,

and I love you all over the world.

And so does grandfather Hank. He has

a chicken brain, but a big heart.

Do you feel better now?

- Yes. It's great to have you here.

Yes, we miss you.

I miss you too.

Grandchildren are the greatest gift.

Apropos Gifts ...

What about some Iphones?

Get ready to go to bed,

Then I will sing for you for hours.

CHRISTMAS:

Think people are falling for that sh*t.

Somebody's coming.

- Merry Christmas!

Do you want to donate some cans

to the homeless?

I just bought all this.

- She has cans.

It is ...

- Look here, mom. Wine.

Thank you for the generous donation.

"The children will be so happy.

It was a good catch.

- Yes, there were some good cases.

To flee the rich for their purchases

brings a lot of good Christmas presents.

Yes, also for me.

- I miss you.

I miss you too. Where sour.

Maybe we should see something more.

- Do you mean it?

Yes. When we were in there there jumped

together with ...

What is his name right now?

- My son, Jaxon?

I saw you beat each other

with those there are foam bars.

Maybe I should get to know him.

- We would like to see you much more.

Yeah okay.

By the way ... I have thought about the money,

you asked me.

I'm a giant idiot,

but it's Christmas and you're my mother.

F*** it. It's a loan.

You asked for more, but I have no more.

- Thank you very much.

I promise to pay them back.

Now I get along.

Hello to you and merry christmas.

- Merry Christmas.

Do you want to donate your cans?

- We gather for the homeless.

I just bought all this.

- But this is important.

What the hell is that?

- Fennel.

Thank you very much for that.

- Pis, the director is coming.

Where did we have the car, mom?

- Happy Hanukkah.

They stole all my things.

We will take it with you, not?

It is Christmas Eve,

so everyone must open a single gift.

Kiki! Open min. Open my first.

I begin. Apparently.

What is it?

- It's a key ... to my new house!

What are you talking about?

After the therapy, I felt we were slipping

apart, so I move closer.

Okay. Where do you move?

To the neighboring house.

- What?

Will you be my neighbor?

It was not for sale, but I gave

a cash bid, and now we are neighbors.

Hello, neighbor.

- Oh God ...

We can dig a tunnel between the houses.

Keeks!

Kent, get the kids out.

- Yes, come, we'll go.

Mother and grandmother are going to talk together.

It will be ugly.

You can not live next door.

- Why not?

I need air.

It's too close.

I have diabetes.

- Get up, Mom.

Sit down.

Streptokokhalsinfektion.

I may have gallstones.

Now it is enough. We must talk about this.

I am an adult woman,

It needs a life separate from you.

And you also need a life,

It is separate from my. Sorry.

I do not want a life separate from you.

You are my favorite person.

It affects my marriage

and family and my mental state.

And you have to -

- to let me down.

But what should I do of myself?

- I do not know. Get some friends.

You've always wanted to see Wayne Newton

in Vegas before he dies. Do it.

Anything.

Just it's without me.

Without you ...

Why are you doing this to me?

- I did not want to ... Mother.

And I do not actually think,

I can let the sale go back.

Was not it just fun to toboggan?

"I still have snow in my pants.

I am looking forward to coming home

and jump in the pajamas.

See, there is a party.

- Yes, get up.

What a lot of people.

Wait a minute.

It is you who holds a party.

Is it a camel?

Yep. It's a camel.

I'll kill her.

What the hell?

What did she do at my house?

No!

Kenny G. is in my living room.

Mother ...

You lied to me.

It was for the family's best.

- Here's all I hate at Christmas.

And it's going out.

- Relax.

We can not throw Kenny G. out.

He is a national treasure.

Then I do it myself.

- You do not dare.

Wait and see.

You there. Out of my house.

What are you talking about?

- Skrid, Kenny G.

I get my money, right?

- Have no idea. Take your whistle and dirt.

It's not a whistle, your bag.

- I do not care. Thanks for today.

Thank you for coming. Also you, friends.

I do not know any of you.

Please leave my house.

Sushi chef. You must also go.

- Stop. It's embarrassing for the family.

That's what it's all about, not?

Now it makes sense. The perfect decoration,

Christmas tree and all that in my garden.

It was all for your own sake.

You just want to hear that you are amazing.

I do not know what you mean.

- Remember your Louis Vuitton bag!

All this should disappear.

The gift bags, the curtains, the floor

and the Christmas tree. It just gotta go out.

No, it's from Paris!

- Then see here.

Say goodbye to the tree.

The bullets were antique.

- It's horrible. The snow is untrue.

Do you know what it cost?

- I do not care.

They were from Titanic.

- I do not care.

There was ice from the Moon.

It was moonlight, your sticky bag.

Release the wicked tree.

I promised my children

to avoid such a christmas!

Everyone loves such a Christmas.

- No, they do not.

Holy sh*t.

And now you go.

I have found myself in your sh*t all my life.

I can not go anymore.

You're going out of my house

and out of my life forever.

You do not mean that.

- Yes, I mean it.

It's Christmas ...

- Get lost.

Did you ever throw out your grandmother?

How long have you been here?

- How can you do that?

It's the best for us.

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