A Bad Moms Christmas Page #4

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- Closer.

Sandy,

Tell about your relationship with your daughter.

Oh, that's my favorite subject.

I got Kiki when I was 18 years old.

When I got her chest up, I said:

"You will be my best friend forever."

Is it forever normal?

- We do not use the word 'normal'.

Well, but we have always been very close,

because we are almost as old.

But then my husband died,

and we became crazy close.

We went to the school ball together.

- Wow!

Okay, Kiki, how are you?

with all that closeness?

Excellent. Who does not want to be

slyngveninde with his mother?

I love my mother.

But sometimes she is a little too much.

What? When?

As you looked at,

that Kent and I bred sex the other day.

Oh God.

Is it wrong to keep track of your life?

- No, I just need some air.

I do not know what's going on.

Why do you overcome me like this?

I'm just saying that we could benefit from,

that some limits were set.

I have cancer.

Cancer?

My Goodness. What shape?

Heart ... cancer.

Cardiac Cancer.

- In the 12th stage.

So maybe you can find some kindness

in your non-cancerous heart before I die?

I'm really sorry, Mom.

I did not know that.

I know.

Oh God.

Mother ...

- Oh, Keeks.

Oh kiki No. Keeks!

Okay, I do not have cancer.

- I knew it.

But if I had how

can you be so bad at your mother?

I'm not evil,

I try to talk about our relationship.

I have cancer again.

- It's not going to go.

And polio.

- It has been wiped out.

Pest, shingles, bird flu.

- Are you done?

A lazy eye.

- Mother. Can not we talk about our relationship?

I want to find a solution.

- Yes. Let's do it. Yes.

Do you mean it?

- Yes, we'll fix it.

Do you mean it?

- I just brush my nose and come back.

She's not coming back, right?

- No.

What's wrong with her?

- Do you really want to know?

Your mother was probably quite normal,

before she got you. But then you came.

And you did not sleep for half a year,

so she did not.

You did not eat and when you did,

did you giggle over her

It made her scarce. Also

you fell on the bike and broke your arm.

And then you were bullied at school

and dated him with a stick in his nose.

Everything made her a little more crazy.

And then you got married

and bought an overly expensive house.

And you have children who never say thank you.

They may not even read.

And all that made your mother completely crazy.

And now you come here and ask:

"Doctor, why is my mother so crazy"?

And the answer is:

It's your fault.

You've made her crazy.

So be nice to her,

because you've made her ball run.

We run the Christmas Singing Contest this year.

What are you wearing?

- If you want to win, it requires a theme.

Therefore, we all must be

a figure from 'A Christmas adventure'.

Dylan, you are Marley's spirit.

Jane, you are the spirit of today.

And Amy, you're Scrooge.

- Thank you mom.

That's how it matches your Christmas hat this year.

- I do not hate Christmas, Mom.

Here are the nodes.

I hope everyone can sing the songs.

Where are many songs.

Everyone in Westbury must vote,

so we must reach at least 300 houses this evening.

300?

"We have gained strength. Come in!

Welcome to

Chicago All Saints Choir!

Do you want to cheat?

- It takes an effort to succeed.

Try it.

Good, let's go out to sing, but I

Do not take that ridiculous costume on.

F*** it.

There are more singers.

Say your reply, Scrooge.

Do it now.

"Bah, humbug, my name is Ebenezer Scrooge.

I hate Christmas because I'm lazy. "

Do not you want to hear our song,

mr. Scrooge?

And let your heart be filled with heat.

One two three four.

What the hell is going on?

"Bah, Humbug, my name is Ebenezer Scrooge.

I hate Christmas because ... "

Amy?

Before hell.

What the hell are you wearing?

My mother made me feel like that.

- You look lovely.

It's better than your normal clothes.

Come and see.

No, just stay there.

- Amy Mitchell as old, fat man.

I'll imagine Scrooge.

- Do not laugh. She is my girlfriend.

Now you are going to Instagram.

From this angle.

Can you make trutmund?

- I take my life straight away.

I put a filter on, so you do not

looks tired. Thanks for the visit!

You will never forget this.

- I know.

Did she have a broken cock on her face?

That was one big success.

This is not going to happen.

- Which?

I want to have a fun Christmas,

and you counteract me in everything.

It's an important Christmas for the kids.

You can not just stand up.

I do not either.

My kids asked for a fun Christmas,

and I promised them.

Yes, of course, because they say that,

they think you'd like to hear.

But inside they know,

that I am right, because I have.

Okay.

I do not want to fight anymore.

Listen to this,

how we celebrate christmas this year

The kids and I

have to go to sleep all Christmas eve.

Afterwards we bake cookies

and see "Love Actually".

Silly movie.

- Christmas morning comes Jessie and Lori.

And we exchange three gifts.

- Who is Jessie?

So we sit in nightwear all day long,

Until my girlfriends come.

And then we order Chinese.

- Oh, horror.

There will be no smart parties,

no sushi, no camels.

And absolutely no Kenny G.

- He's a smooth jazz legend.

I have had enough of your Christmas parties.

This is my home and my life.

And if you want to be part of my family,

do you have to subordinate my rules.

Okay. We do it your way.

We are having a fun Christmas.

I hope you are satisfied.

- You do not mean it, but I am.

I contradicted her and she gave up.

- Where am I proud of you?

For the first time, we were equal.

Perhaps we get closer to each other.

Funny, Obama. She's still a bag.

Look away and she's doing a bomb attack.

Yes, but it was a big step.

So thank you for the encouragement.

Where am I proud of you?

- Thanks.

Do you know how to celebrate it?

See a lot of Santa Claus throw the clothes!

I love Santa.

And there are so many of them.

I do not want to whip up a mood,

but I'm on date with one of them.

It is a lie. Which one of them?

- Number two.

How did you meet?

- I intimidated him.

How romantic.

- Then you learn a lot about a man.

Some cry,

Others are really cool.

But, Ty, he was so calm.

It was like growing

Dalai Lama's Klunker.

How are you doing, Chicago?

Now you ladies have to tell me -

- Which of the sixth christmas men,

that's the sexiest?

Let's get started.

Santa, the bar is yours.

Ups, there was very white skin.

The audience has spoken, Santa's number one.

Thanks for the effort. Well done.

And let's welcome you

to Santa Claus number two.

Take it off!

He is really good at stripping.

- Where does he have kind eyes?

I pierce him tonight.

Make a child on me,

Santa Claus number two!

I'm crazy about his panties.

Christmas-like.

You good god.

I think I'm in love.

I really think,

he is the only one.

Is that your mother?

Yes, sgu.

Mom, what are you ... What?

Look at that.

- She's dancing with everyone.

I do not mind it at all.

His face is down in her teats.

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