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A Bag of Hammers Page #7
Hundreds of kittens...?
- A week.
- No, I'm sorry.
A small donation
could mean salvation
to many of these defenseless
kittens and puppies.
Hundreds of kittens... Lord...
So many people have been
so mean to me out here today.
I noticed you
donated to that guy
from the animal shelter.
And I... I don't know
if my conscience
could rest saving dogs
when there are 20,000 people
sleeping in the
Superdome tonight!
Fine!
Paper... I told you!
- Best five out of nine.
- No, get in there.
That's the last time
I'm doing it.
March issue. 1988.
Good for the articles.
Come on, little man, finish up.
You don't have
to write it a poem.
I'm gonna go in
the kitchen sink.
Kelsey, we sat you down today
because we want to
talk to you about.
Something very important.
First off, what happens
in Penthouse
does not happen in real life.
You don't want to
get a girl pregnant
before you're...
Um... In love with her.
And ready to start
a life with her.
Yes.
And each time you have
sex, you are risking...
Marriage.
- You put this...
- You put this on...
On that.
Why would you put
that on a banana?
No, not on the banana...
You put this on your...
On your... body...
You can't ask me to marry you
because I'm your waitress,
and I have other
customers to serve.
And I don't serve
them... in that way.
You sure?
Okay sure, let's do it.
Let's get married.
Really? That's...
No. F*** off.
Come on, bud.
- You know it's only a metaphor, right?
- Yeah.
I thought it was nice imagery.
Flowers in my garden
Birds in all the trees
This is where I am rooted
Still I've got to leave
Yes I must be cut down
Yes I've got to go far
For bread and wine
I'll extoll the meek
And sainted wings
In every keep
I'm in the small things
with the bloom
And you can't
give me any news
Except the small things
that you need
Will be around you
when you listen
And it will be peculiar
That we're on this
long trodden earth
And we might be familiar
Were it not for them
that gave us birth
And were it not a separation
Cut of binding congregation
The eyes we're given
give us sight
Of one another in the light
And in the doorway
of a dark cafe
And Just before I fall asleep
And dream of you
And wait to find you
in another day
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