A Good Day to Be Black & Sexy Page #4

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- Oh.

- Mm-hmm.

Okay.

You ready?

- So i'm doing it to you?

- Yeah.

I want you to relax.

Okay.

Relax.

- Russell?

- Mmm?

- All right.

- There you go.

Don't be scared,

okay?

That's right, baby.

You like that,

don't you?

- Feels good, doesn't it?

and all i can say

for me

is a brighter day

baby, when i found you

baby, when i found you

baby, when i...

- What's going on?

- What was that?

No, what--

What happened?

He threw me out

his damn car, that's what

happened.

You should have gone

with us tonight.

Jabari was just being

an a**hole.

How?

What you mean

an a**hole?

That doesn't give me

enough, tamala.

What did he do?

He gonna kick you

out of his car like that

And it's nighttime?

Whatever.

Today is my birthday,

i just wanna forget about it.

Today is your birthday,

you should be 10 times more

mad than you normally are.

- Meagan!

- What the f*** is that sh*t?

- And my day's gonna be

more for him?

- Exactly.

F*** that.

That's some f***ed-up sh*t.

To a girl?

You don't do no sh*t like that

to no girl, do you?

That's why i didn't wanna

say nothing.

I'm calling his ass.

Why are you calling him,

Meagan?

- Look, just let it go.

- Shh.

Jabari, this is meagan.

Huh-uh, no.

Try me, motherf***er.

You playing them

bullshit-ass games?

Oh no, nigga,

you messed with the wrong

b*tch tonight.

I'll call all the homies

from the hood, we gonna

molly-whop your ass.

Nigga, don't hang

up on me.

- Don't you hang up.

- He is so stupid.

- What is a molly-whop?

- Once you get her started

she don't stop.

- Just turn your phone off.

- Man, f*** him.

- You're not from the hood,

you're from the valley.

- F*** you and good night.

Stupid-ass

chico debarge-looking

motherf***er.

Look to my

mighty mouth sh*t.

It's from the hood.

Okay.

Let's go eat.

Seat belt off,

it's across the street,

We can walk.

It's not that big

of a deal.

- It's not that big of a deal.

- He's doing us a favor.

I gave him gas money.

I pay for his food.

Hey, can you get me

some fries?

Yeah.

You want ketchup?

Thanks.

got me burning,

got me burning

oh, you got

me burning...

Hey.

Yeah yeah yeah.

We're on our way

to the fireworks.

Yeah, it should be nice.

I think the baby's gonna

like it.

No, the baby's not

gonna be cold.

It's july.

No, the baby's not

gonna be cold.

It's july.

Yeah, 30 minutes.

Yeah, all right.

Oh, christ.

I'm hungry.

baby, when i...

just whatever, baby,

whatever, baby

whatever, baby,

we're gonna be okay

just whatever, baby,

whatever, baby

whatever, baby,

we're gonna be okay

just whatever, baby,

whatever, baby

whatever, baby

we gonna be okay

just whatever, baby,

whatever, baby

whatever, baby

we gonna be okay...

Is he trying to put us

to sleep or some sh*t?

Trying knock us out?

What? He think

we're having a good time?

Ain't no party music.

What kind of sh*t it is?

It's frigging

We wanna dance

and party.

We don't wanna do

this slow sh*t like

it's valentine's day.

Like it's your

anniversary or something.

I could have sworn

you were an old-ass man.

We don't wanna hear

this whole dumb sh*t.

- Do you wanna hear this?

- Not really.

You know

what this song is called?

No.

You're fogging

all my windows with anger.

I don't give a sh*t.

You should just go

and sit here?

Why don't you go

get her for me?

You seriously going

to just sit here?

Will you go get her?

Come on.

God, you lazy.

- Do we even have room?

- Oh, can i go?

- I really have to pee.

- Come on.

Whose house

is this?

- Hi.

- How are you?

This is my friend jill.

Can she use

your bathroom?

the love now we share

with each other

i found love

when i found you

you're the sun

making my life

complete

and now i can say

for me

there's a holiday

baby, when i found you

baby, when i

- baby, when i found you

- baby, when i found you

baby when i found you

baby,

when i found you

baby, when i found you...

- baby, when i

- baby, when i found you

baby

baby, when i found you.

Were you gonna save

some for me?

No.

Sorry.

Last one.

- Shady.

Here.

Uh-oh.

So what do you know

about this song you

were just singing?

My mom,

She used to play it for

me when i was little.

You know i didn't know

my sister had such...

Interesting friends.

- You don't remember me, huh?

- Huh-uh.

We had a conversation

once,

A couple of years ago

at meagan's birthday party.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

I probably

look different now.

- You know...

- What?

I remember when you used

to pick meagan up in

the sixth grade.

- Oh, no.

You had this old

green big bucket.

Oh, no.

Meagan used to call it

the puke machine.

- Wow.

- She would cuss up a storm

Every time you pulled

up in that thing.

It was terrible.

It was more

than terrible.

Don't clown now.

- You was walking.

Dang.

I can't believe

you don't remember me.

I only lived a couple

of doors down from y'all

Before my grandmother

moved.

- Where?

- In the green house.

I was the short little girl

with the bangs

Always running around

the house?

Did you use

to have braces?

Oh, god.

Yes.

Oh, my...

look at you.

Girl, you were tiny.

I mean miniature.

Oh, please.

You used to give

high-fives to your barbies.

- That's cold. Shut up.

I'm gonna get you

for that, watch.

- Oh, yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

All right.

Damn.

All grown up.

All grown up.

- Almost.

- Just a little.

Mmm.What's wrong,

little boy?

Huh?You just wanna

be sleeping, huh?

I know.

I know.

Mm-hmm.

Your son's so cute.

Ain't he?

- He get it from his mama.

So how old are you now?

Damn. You old.

- That's old?

- Mm-hm.

- Okay.

So what do you do?

What's your contribution?

What's my contribution?

That's an interesting way

to put it, you know?

I'm a freelance

accountant.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Boring.

So what do you do, like,

punch buttons all day?

I don't punch buttons

all day.

I do, like,

bookkeeping

And payroll stuff

for other corporations

and businesses

When they need

extra manpower.

- Oh, that's cool.

- Yeah.

It's boring.

And what about you?

What's your contribution

to the world?

I'm still

working on it.

I mean, you're

a singer, right?

Oh, that would be nice.

I mean, you sing well,

so why don't you sing?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Well,

I'd like to do it

for a living, but

I wanna be realistic

and go to school and get

a degree or something.

Yeah yeah.

But realistic ain't no fun.

Tell me about it.

Don't give up

on your dream, baby.

What do you mean?

I mean, you have

a beautiful voice.

You should use it.

I mean, i'll get

the album.

You will?

I mean,

maybe i'll download

it, but i'll get it.

- I'm playing.

- I will remember that.

Although you probably

won't.

You know, when i make it

as a big recording artist,

I'm gonna need

an accountant.

You know, to count

all my cheddar and stuff

When my dough

starts to flowing,

you know?

You want the job?

I don't know.

You gonna pay me right?

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