A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints Page #4
I hate that sh*t.
F***ers.
Uh, it's a full-on
Yuppie club now, man.
Unbelievable.
Better that way, though.
and sh*t.
around here, you know.
Your mom's still here, huh?
Yeah.
But she's sleeping.
I mean, everybody says
I should get
my own place, but--
I ain't got to pay rent.
You get free food.
For now, you know.
Thanks for letting me stay.
I can get a hotel
if you want.
Hotel?
Hell, man.
My mom's got the room
all cleaned out.
She's all excited.
She thinks you know all
the movie stars in California.
Wait a minute.
Let's just, uh--
Let's just hang here
a minute, okay?
I mean, damn.
I didn't think I was ever
gonna see you again,
you know.
Upstairs we can't really talk.
You want some?
Uh, no, no.
That's cool.
I just take a little.
Yeah, sure.
We just--
We should go to Monty's
right now.
Nah, it's late.
It's late.
What time is it?
We'll go in the morning, then.
I hate to--
I hate seeing him
like he is, man.
He's f***ed up.
And your mom,
she--
She didn't think
you'd come back.
She told me that, uh--
She tells everybody
about your book.
It's like your friend, remember?
That, that kid, f***in' Irish.
How are you?
How am I?
Are you alright?
I'm alright.
Ah!
I don't know
how to answer that, man.
Just like my f***in' mom.
Like I told you.
I told you how she's so excited
to see you, and then with me,
you know, it's like--
When I--
She sees me
on the street,
she hides.
And she's so fat, you know.
And she tries to hide behind
Poles like that
right there.
Even she hides from me
and she's my f***in' mom.
They're not supposed
to do that.
I know.
Things will--
Things will pick up
and get better.
No, man.
Things don't get better here.
You tell me
that they f***in' do, but--
It's really,
it's f***in' good
to see you, man.
That's the truth.
Is that true?
Sh*t!
Oh, sh*t.
They got this thing
over the Empire State Building
which is like Ripley's
Believe it or Not.
Mike was telling me
about this guy he saw.
He's humongous.
It's a 10-foot tall statue
of this real guy
That's where the n*ggers
stay at, right?
No.
That's 42nd Street.
Oh, Yeah.
Needledick was saying they got
triple X movie over there.
Like f***in' people
f***in' pigs and sh*t.
People f***in' pigs?
Get the f*** out of here!
This guy is like 10 feet tall.
He's f***in' huge, man.
There's loads
of cool sh*t there.
Check this guy out.
What do you wanna see,
some f***in' titties
or a giant?
Yeah, I wanna see a pig
get f***ed.
Exactly.
Mike, huh?
Dito says that you guys work
for some f*ggot, right?
Think he can give me
a job?
I'll see.
Yeah?
Yeah, man.
I'll check out.
Yo, this weed is bogus.
I know a guy from school.
He's got great weed.
That sh*t will f*** you up.
He's cool as well.
Guy is cool.
Wow!
You can get weed, huh?
This guy's pretty f***in' cool.
He can get f***in' pot.
That's pretty f***in'--yeah.
This guy's pretty cool.
You can understand
what he says?
'Cause I can't f***in'
understand him.
Yo, Dito,
I'm going to take off, man.
Where you going?
Where you going?
What's your problem, man?
Antonio, I don't want
any trouble.
I just wanna hang out.
If you got a problem
with me, I'll go.
No, man.
I ain't got no problem.
You can hang out
as much as you want.
You can show us
where the giants are
and all that.
I like this guy.
He's, he's fun.
He's a good guy.
We're getting something
to eat,
and she wants to go
go White Castle.
Why don't you shut up?
Why you got to do this?
What'd you say?
Why you got to do
that sh*t?
Don't you f***in' move, Diane.
Cut the f***in' sh*t, alright?
Do what?
You know what.
It's just played out.
What's played out?
She moved.
What the f***.
I'm f***ing serious.
That sh*t is not funny!
Giuseppe, that's enough.
I'm getting the f***
out of here.
Yeah?
Go ahead.
Bye.
Could you do something
about your f***ing
crazy brother?
F*** you, Giuseppe, alright?
You f***in' piece of sh*t!
F*** you.
Laurie!
She wants to go
to White Castle, alright?
This b*tch loves going
to White Castle.
To White Castle.
Laurie?
Come on.
Where you going?
F*** them.
It's played out here.
Laurie.
Laurie, can you stop for a sec?
Laurie, come on!
Did you really see
what that f***er did?
I know.
You think that's funny?
I know it's not funny.
I don't think it's funny.
Hold on a second!
I'm sorry.
I don't f***in'
like that, either.
Yeah, right.
You do.
I'm coming.
I'll be right there, alright?
I am sorry.
Whatever.
Hey, my name is Diane.
I like to f***.
My name is Jenny.
And everybody in this place
is a f***in' joke.
My name is Nerf.
And this sh*t sucks.
I'm Giuseppe,
Antonio's brother.
I'm Laurie.
And everybody's
gonna leave me.
I know they are.
I'm a f***in' piece of sh*t.
And that's who I am.
Hey, listen, Antonio.
played out sh*t.
No, that's f***ed up!
Now, that's f***ed up.
I'm going to go in.
Do you want me to come?
No.
Don't worry.
I'm good.
I'll call you tomorrow.
Monty said he wanted to play
some handball tomorrow.
So I'm gonna come by.
That's f***ed up.
He's my Goddamned son, too.
They run around
like a pack of wolves!
Do you even have
any concern?
Do you?
No!
What's wrong?
You okay, mom?
I'm okay.
It's okay.
It's nothing.
Dito.
She, you know,
she got excited, you know.
I was just, uh--
Your mother, she-- you know,
went for a walk.
She gets excited.
You okay?
Fine.
I'm good.
What happened with you
and Antonio?
He was here.
He said you were mad at him.
You had a fight or something?
It's alright.
How'd get that?
What's this on your face?
You okay?
Yeah.
What happened to you?
What is this?
It's nothing.
Hey, come on.
You know me.
Rock of Gibraltar, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You been taking
your Dilantin?
What, are you writing
a book, huh?
No, it's just--
I'm fine, okay?
You were on one
of your journeys
with that kid Mike
in Manhattan.
Antonio was telling me.
I wasn't with Mike.
What if I did go?
What if I went to Manhattan
or I went somewhere else
like, uh, I don't know?
Come on.
You're not
going anywhere, Dito.
Come here.
How are you, Dito, huh?
Since when are you here
at this time?
Put on the TV.
Give your old man
a break, huh?
Forget it.
Are you scared?
I would be.
If a guy wrote on my house
"I was dead",
he's already f***ed you up.
I'd be having
a f***in' heart attack.
They just write sh*t.
Locker room
disinfectant stuff, right?
Check this sh*t out.
"Do not inhale, breathe.
Avoid skin-eye contact.
Irritant.
Skin irritant.
Unsafe.
Eye irritant.
Skin irritant.
Unsafe.
Keep away
from all body parts."
Wanna try it?
What, do you drink it?
Sniff it.
Mike, I'm sorry
Antonio's a f***in'
a**hole, man.
He's not always like that.
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