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Synopsis: In October 2012 a video footage is found at the home of Malcolm Johnson and the recordings are still unexplained. Past this prologue a story in flashback form unfolds. During the summer of 2012, Malcolm and Kisha move in together and start a happy life. One night Kisha notices a few unexplained phenomena that convince her their house is haunted by ghosts. To allay her fears Malcom hires a camera crew to film inside the house day and night. A few nights later Malcom and Keisha have sex on camera, despite Keisha's protests at being filmed. Upon reviewing the sex tape the next day, Malcom and Keisha notice a few paranormal phenomena caught on tape. Malcom wants to sell the house but the housing market is slow. Therefore, Malcom decides to hire a psychic to come to the house and investigate. After Kisha confesses to making a deal with the devil for a pair of shoes things start to make sense but it doesn't solve the problems caused by the paranormal phenomena.
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Director(s): Michael Tiddes
Actors: Marlon Wayans, Marlene Forte, Essence Atkins, David Koechner
Production: Open Road Films
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Metacritic:
20
Rotten Tomatoes:
10%
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2013
86 min
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But I ain't gonna

kiss you on your mouth

'cause I just

farted in your face.

Here's the thing.

A lot of people

think penises are scary.

They're not,

unless it has a gun.

Then that's horrifying.

don't carry a gun.

Oh, my God. What?

That's a fact.

But I'm gonna

tell you this,

don't ever,

ever let a man put

his hands on you.

Unless he

paying the bills. Aah!

Domestic violence

is amazing.

Gonna burn me.

I'm sorry. Shh. Shh.

Take it.

Ooh.

Ooh!

This is one bad

picture right here, n*gger.

This a fine motherf***er

right here, boy.

This is dope.

You know what

I'd do with this?

Do you know what

I'd do with this?

All this area,

all this carpet,

this ottoman,

I'd be all over it.

What are these?

Those are my boxers.

Fascinating.

Oh, yes.

His methods are

so unorthodox.

That's my girlfriend.

Ah...

Kisha.

That's a crazy

b*tch name all day.

You can google it.

Top five crazy b*tch names.

Kisha, Alisha, Djuana.

You say that out loud,

and you're

already scared, right?

Are you done?

Let's go.

Let's go save the b*tch.

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Marlon Wayans

Marlon Lamont Wayans (July 23, 1972) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and film producer, beginning with his role as a pedestrian in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka in 1988. He frequently collaborates with his brother Shawn Wayans, as he was on The WB sitcom The Wayans Bros. and in the comedic films Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, White Chicks, Little Man, and Dance Flick. However, Wayans had a dramatic role in Darren Aronofsky's critically acclaimed Requiem for a Dream, which saw his departure from the usual comedies. In 2009, he appeared in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. In 2013, he had a leading role in A Haunted House and co-starred in The Heat. A Haunted House 2 was released on April 18, 2014. He also appeared in the Netflix film Naked. Marlon has partnered with former Funny or Die co-founder Randy Adams to create What the Funny, an online destination for urban comedy. Marlon created the comedy competition television show, Funniest Wins, which aired on TBS in June - August 2014. As of 2014, Marlon and his brothers have been traveling the U.S. with "The Wayans Brothers Tour". In 2016, Wayans wrote, produced and starred in Fifty Shades of Black. The film is a parody of the 2015 erotic romantic drama film Fifty Shades of Grey. In 2017, NBC gave him his own sitcom, Marlon, for a 10-episode run. In September 2017, Marlon got renewed for a second season by NBC, set to premiere in 2018. more…

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