A Haunted House 2 Page #9
- Go!
- Are you crazy?
Is that all you got, b*tch?
Wait, guys! Stop! Everybody stop!
- Malcolm, are you okay?
- No, I think I'm gonna be sick.
What?
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, my God, I can't...
- I'm good. I'm good.
You're gonna want to
Febreeze all of this.
You're gonna wanna just clean this.
I feel so much better now.
Can't be too sure. Oh, sh*t.
I gotta get the hell outta here.
Once they see a black
guy in a pool of blood...
you know who they're
gonna come after next..
I gotta go.
- Now this place is clean.
- It sounded better when I said it.
Get the box.
- Thank you, guys, so much.
- No need to thank us.
We're happy to help. Come on, Ned.
And we'll just take
Abigail with us...
as well, for safekeeping.
Yeah, I know what you plannin'
on doing with that doll.
- No, I'm a professional.
- She's a freak b*tch.
Stop it.
How come Noreen ain't
pickin' up on the vibes?
You know how when you
try to last longer...
It's kind of like that.
Throws a haze in their head.
It's the only way to survive
when you're married to a psychic.
Come on, Ned.
I know you're thinking
about f***ing that doll.
- You're had enough.
- Bye, doll.
It's so nice being able to
just relax on the couch...
and watch "The Bachelorettes".
- You didn't hear that?
- What?
It's like my Spidey senses.
Would you hush? It is fine!
My white senses say we're fine.
Everything's okay. It's over.
- Okay? It's over.
- Okay, okay. I'm trippin'.
Listen to that, whiteness!
You already know how it's
going down, motherfuckers...
all right?
I looked in my Dora
the Explorer app...
this the motherfuckin'
correct address.
This ain't a drive-by, homie,
okay? This a walk-in, homie.
So ain't no escapin'! My
cousin is in here, Cuz!
Y'all ready?
Hey, yo, Malcolm!
Whassup my niggie? I'm here, Cuz!
What the f*** are you
doin', man? I gotta...
This is bullshit! Oh, my God!
I'm scared as f***!
I'm good, dog.
Let me get my motherfuckin'
bearings together, homie.
All right, let's
go up in there, Cuz.
It smell like dead ass...
Baloney and sweat socks
up in there, homie.
Boo's boo-boo, homie!
Malcolm?
Where you at, Cuz?
Ain't nobody in here, Cuz.
Oh, sh*t! Megan got f***ed up!
Head twisted all backwards, niggie.
Now, upon further
examination, my niggie...
this white b*tch smell
like she been dead...
about a week, maybe two.
I watch "Dexter",
niggie, "CSI New York"...
"Love 'N Hip-Hop Atlanta".
there, but they need to, my nigga.
Stevie J, you know what I'm sayin'?
This b*tch smell like poverty, Cuz!
Tae kwon do! Oh, sh*t!
They done killed the little
mini white b*tch, too, Cuz!
F*** happened down here, Cuz?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, sh*t! There's
another dead body, Cuz.
Who the f*** is it,
though? Who the f*** is it?
Oh, God, it's Malcolm!
They done kill my Cuz, Cuz!
It's like Boyz 'N the Hood,
he's supposed to go to college!
Why the f*** they let Dough
Boy live and Ricky dead?
Dough Boy was the evil nigga, Cuz!
I can't believe it!
See if the nigga got
some money, though.
What you hit me for, Cuz?
You know better than to be
poppin' up on me like that, Cuz!
You get knocked out every
motherfuckin' time, homie.
World star! World star!
You hit me with a brick!
Where's my family? Are they okay?
Nigga, they dead as butt!
All of them? Even the little boy?
He's on the back of a
motherfuckin' milk carton, niggie!
Good. He may have lived.
Where's Kisha?
Nigga, I don't know where
the f*** Kisha is at, Cuz!
- She did this sh*t!
- Kisha did this sh*t?
The white girl's
neck, snapped it back.
- Kisha did that sh*t?
- That b*tch is gangsta, Cuz!
I need to jump on her
and mount her, Cuz!
I came down to the basement
on some creep sh*t...
I was just sittin' here
waitin' for this b*tch like:
"Nigga, what?" "B*tch,
you want some of this?
"So I'm gonna stay
here incog-negro...
up under this blanket
like nigga, like what.
Let my sneakers be
all, so she be like...
"That nigga be dead."
Then all like, "B*tch,
you want some of this?"
You can't kill me!
I'm like a roach!
I don't die, I multiply!
I got God on my side, b*tch!
Twinkle, twinkle little star...
She's right behind me, isn't she?
How I wonder...
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