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Synopsis: Set in 1882 in the American west, Albert is a lowly farmer with a nice girlfriend. But when she leaves him for the more successful and handsome owner of a moustachery store, Albert returns to his lonely daily life of trying to avoid death. Then the mysterious Anna rides into town and captures Albert's interest and heart, but with her deadly husband in town, Albert is going to have to become the western gun-slinging hero he never was. It won't be easy because there are a million ways to die in the west.
Genre: Comedy, Romance, Western
Director(s): Seth MacFarlane
Actors: Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Liam Neeson
Production: Universal Pictures
  6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
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Year:
2014
116 min
$37,331,031
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smart stuff I did?

Uh...

No. No, I don't think so.

Oh.

Well, it was still good, though.

Yeah, it was great.

I thought it was really good.

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS IN PAIN)

MAN:
Stop!

Albert!

I'm really horny right now.

(GIGGLING)

Let's go in the shade and f***.

(MURMURING)

Well done, sheep boy.

(SIGHS)

Hey, sorry I killed your husband.

Oh, God. That was never

gonna work out anyway.

He's Methodist, I'm half-Jewish.

- (LAUGHING) Are you? You are?

- No!

Oh, thank God!

- You're not really Arabic, are you?

- No, no, no.

Oh, thank God. Because

I was like, "Ah, kill me!"

I know, right? "No! Oh, my God!"

- No, we're fine. We're okay.

- LOUISE:
Albert!

Hey, Louise.

Hey. Listen, if you want to...

If you want to talk about

things, I would like that.

I mean, I could come by your

place, like, later tonight.

You know, uh, Louise, I would,

but I really gotta go

home and work on myself.

ANNA:

So, you killed Clinch Leatherwood,

the deadliest gunman

on the frontier.

Yeah, I guess I did, huh?

(BARKS)

ANNA:
You know, there's probably

gonna be some reward money.

ALBERT:
You know,

I didn't think about that.

ANNA:
What are you gonna do?

Step right up, folks.

Step right up!

Who wants to take a gander

at the shooting gallery?

DJANGO:
I'll take a shot.

(CROWD GASPS)

People die at the fair.

(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)

DJANGO:
What the f***? Somebody

bring me one of them white women.

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