A New Kind of Love Page #5
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- Year:
- 1963
- 110 min
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Seems to get his every wish
ln the park in Paree in the spring
Each lover and his love discover
Nature is a wonderful thing
And they all want to be in the park
ln Paree in the spring
Come on!
There's a policeman.
policeman in my whole life.
No wonder l'm emotionally retarded.
A votre service, mais je vous en prie.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Let's get a policeman for Lina too.
l don't want any. Let's put this
kid on a leash.
She's never been looped before.
You know, l'll bet there are a lot
of semi-maidens in this group.
- You bet.
- And a lot of semi-semi-maidens.
And semi-semi-semi-maidens.
ln fact, l'll bet there are a lot of girls
with no control at all.
- Welcome to the club.
- Come on.
What you gonna do with that?
Launch the Eiffel Tower?
l'm gonna help those girls refuel,
get myself a story
and a book full of telephone
numbers.
Hey, you can't go out there.
lt's a rule.
Except for the cops, only girls over 25
are allowed in the parade.
- And they have to be maidens.
- l'll fake it.
Champagne. Champagne.
What's the matter? What?
Champagne.
Give me back my bottle.
No, you don't understand.
l represent the ClA.
No, l'm a maiden too.
Are you hurt?
l'm confused. l didn't know the
Green Bay Packers were in town.
You put up a good fight.
l'm proud of you.
Say, haven't l seen you
someplace before?
- l don't know.
- Oh, yes, on the plane.
Come on, l'll buy you a drink.
Et maintenant, mesdames
et messieurs.
Aprs les messes au Madeleine et
Notre-Dame de Bonne Nouvelle,
- les Catherinettes marchent...
- l can't look at them any more.
All these middle-aged girls
looking for husbands.
l might as well be in Miami Beach.
Jake. Nous voulons le
businessman's lunch.
And be sure the corned beef
is lean.
Un moment, s'il vous plait.
My feet are killing me.
- Merci.
- Corned beef.
l might've known when you said this
was your favorite French restaurant.
De gustibus non disputandum est,
as us fellas say in Latin.
That's what l was trying to say
is wrong with your column.
This kind of language.
Whatever it is.
Everybody's entitled to an opinion.
You're buying the drinks.
l was reading it this morning in the
Paris Daily American.
Here it is.
By Steve Sherman.
''Our president is making another
experiment in futility
by attempting to convince
our transigent French ally
that intransigence itself is militarily
self-hallucinatory.''
To me it makes sense.
Listen. Who needs you to tell us
how to run our government?
Believe me, our government's
in good hands.
Huntley and Brinkley.
You know something?
Joe Bergner, of J. Bergner,
lncorporated, Fifth Avenue,
you ain't telling me anything that
- You are absolutely right.
- Of course l'm right.
l am no H.L. Mencken.
Got through college because
l could kick a football a mile.
Graduated ''magna cum lager.''
Who am l fooling?
Not J. Bergner, lncorporated.
Dresses l know. Dresses l sell.
You're a football player.
Write about football.
Or that. You know, that's something
l'm equipped to handle. Sex.
''They paraded through the streets
of Paris,
the unwed maidens in search
of husbands.
The city quivered with unfulfilled
desire.
And as night fell on this
capital of love,
almost every girl had been--''
Continued tomorrow.
lt'll sell papers.
St. Catherine now.
l'll tell you one thing: any saint wants
to get me married
will have to get up very early
in the morning.
l'm with you. Here's to the bachelors
of the world. May our tribe increase.
- How?
- Automation.
Look. They're off and running.
All right, it's true.
l'm just like all the rest.
More than anything in the world,
l want a husband.
Please help me.
My dear child. Why does everyone
come to me?
There must have been
some mistake.
l led a very sheltered life.
l know nothing of men.
Samantha, you're a very
sensible girl,
but you've got too much imagination
for your own good
and too much champagne.
l think you'd better get out of here.
Samantha Blake.
What do you want more than
anything in the world?
More than anything...
...in the whole world...
...l would like for people to stop
calling me Sam.
Then why do you not take off
those awful dark glasses
and comb your hair?
Please. Tell me:
what's the matter with me?
- How much time do we have?
- Just keep it down to the essentials.
You must learn to face the truth,
Samantha.
You must be ready to change
your innermost self.
Where can l do that?
At Elizabeth Arden's.
7 Place Vendome.
You know it very well.
You've passed by six times already,
debating whether you should go in.
- You ask my advice, Samantha?
- Yes.
Go in. Go in and stay all day.
l hope that'll be enough.
l hope so too.
Goodbye, Samantha. And tell the girls
to stop coming here.
l'm sure they have the wrong saint.
l don't think so.
l know you're just my imagination,
but thanks anyway.
Samantha approached her first
beauty parlor
with all the eager willingness of
a soldier facing a firing squad.
Should she?
Shouldn't she?
Could they?
Couldn't they?
And if they couldn't, were they liable
to ruin what she already had,
if they could find it?
lt was a momentous decision.
Once on the attack, Samantha
charged through every salon in Paris,
trying every treatment the French
ever thought of.
Well, almost every treatment.
Harder.
Harder. Harder.
to the men's room again.
Bonjour, mademoiselle.
Bonjour.
Oh, pardon.
S'il vous plait.
Je veux un whisky, tout de suite.
l have to get to a soccer game.
- Certainement.
- Le football.
- Voil, monsieur.
- Grazie.
Monsieur.
Are you interested in the purchase
of some unusual photographs?
Not of the Eiffel Tower.
- Monsieur, your whiskey.
- Merci infiniment.
Merci.
l'm sorry, monsieur.
Obviously you are interested
of the realistic school.
Will you go away?
l come from a long line of hermits.
Eh bien, Monsieur le Hermite,
look about you.
All over the Champs-Elyses
at this hour, you will find some of the
most beautiful women in the world.
You have seen, perhaps,
their picture in the magazines.
On the arm of an Egyptian king.
A Greek ship owner.
These are women, cold, superior,
sophisticated, perfect.
Their jewels are authentic.
Their clothes are authentic.
lndeed, they are authentic all over.
Do you mean to say
that all this lovely smorgasbord
- is on the menu?
- No, no, of course not.
Only the most beautiful,
the most impossible, in your opinion.
Believe me, l know them all.
l wonder.
A column about this kind of sport.
lt ain't football, but everybody
wants to make the team.
Do you think you could fix it up
so l could talk to one of these broads?
- Talk, monsieur?
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