A Very Sordid Wedding Page #10
"Thou shalt not lie with
mankind as with womankind,
it is an abomination."
I've never lied with a woman once
the way I lie with you, babe.
- Stop.
- And the New Testament
certainly tells women to be silent.
And Vera, Mrs. Barnes,
Hortense,
y'all never shut up.
And Tinky, Gail,
y'all issued three of
my five wedding licenses,
and adultery is riddled
all over both testaments,
and says that adulterers
should be stoned to death.
I demand that you sit down right now
and stop hijackin' this
service with your own agenda,
in support for this
deviant, perverted behavior.
I am not done.
And unless you want a
scene that involves kickin'
and screamin' and scratchin'
and clawin' out some
eyeballs, and takin' that Bible
and beatin' you with it the
way you beat people with it,
then I would advise you
to back off and regroup
until I am done.
[Kyle] Go, Latrelle.
Latrelle's not normally this violent
but you have set her off, so just...
Sissy, please read the scripture
that I have chosen for my sermon.
"John 4:
7."Dear friends,
let us love one another."
That's all.
Simple.
Just love.
Says it all, doesn't it?
My son Ty...
and his husband, Kyle,
have now gotten married in
every state except Texas.
Gay activists, they're called. They did it
as a publicity thing for Ty's
job, which helps the gays.
And we taught our son to
fight for what is right.
And I'm ashamed to say
that I always found a reason
not to attend their
weddings. And I'm sorry, Ty.
Kyle, truly sorry.
I guess because, deep down,
just went against
everything that I's taught,
right here in Southside Baptist.
But then somethin' happened
that changed my heart.
Ty and Kyle,
they're gonna be daddies.
And you, Reverend Brewton,
just preached that gays
should not be parents,
that they are pedophiles.
That is the truth.
Liar! It is so far from it.
I know my boy. He is not that.
He is not capable.
He has a good heart, pure.
And you know him too.
And I know you love him.
All those sermons like this one tonight,
callin' my beautiful son
and his beautiful husband
pedophiles, abominations,
sinners, well,
those sermons are wrong.
I preach the word of God.
No, you cherry-pick
what serves your agenda.
Sissy has proven that tonight.
And we must stop
villainizing our own children.
Tellin' them that they are
not worthy of God's love,
because they are.
Just as they are.
And right now, just down
the street at Bubba's bar,
they are celebratin' the life of my mama...
who did not die from a tumor
that was pressin' against
the sexual part of her brain. I lied, okay?
A real sin, to cover up the truth.
But no more cover-ups.
My son...
is gay.
And I am proud of him.
All of him.
And so I would like to turn
my mama's celebration of life
into a celebration of love,
and end this hateful night
led by this hateful person.
So, I invite all of you to come with me and
with my Aunt Sissy, and
with my son and son-in-law,
and my brother, Brother Boy.
Well, I guess y'all didn't
think I was gonna make it,
did you, bigots?
Come on, Latrelle, I got a show to do.
["Womanhood" by Tammy Wynette playing]
[Latrelle and Sissy whispering]
[Announcer] Ladies and
gentlemen, please help me
welcome to the stage the
first lady of country music,
Miss Tammy Wynette.
He said "Hold on, Patricia"
I only tried to kiss you
She said, "Okay," but
then Said, "Don't you dare"
She seems so badly shaken
He thought he was mistaken
But it sure looked like
She bowed her head in prayer
Hey, Vonnie, I gotta get back to the bar.
- Okay, I'll see you later.
- See you, sweetie.
But I'm a woman too
If you are listenin', Lord
Please show me what to do
I'm tryin' hard to be
What Mama says is good
As I slip into My womanhood
[Sissy] What's he doin'?
Oh, it's his new act. It's called
"We Three Queens of Opry Are."
[sighing] Fix my wig.
Is he... is he bringin' back Loretta?
He sure is. Sing it Loretta, whoo!
Big cabbage.
[audience applauding]
Sissy Spacek, eat your heart out.
You've come to Tell me something
- Thank you, Loretta.
- You say I ought to know
[Sissy] Oh, this brings
back memories, don't it?
And I'll have to let it go
You say you're Gonna take him
I want you to meet my wife.
And I would like you to meet my husband.
I'm Kyle.
Hello, Kyle.
Women like you
They're a dime a dozen
You can buy them anywhere
For you to get to him
I'd have to move over
And I'm gonna Stand right here
It'll be over my dead body
So get out while you can
'Cause you ain't woman
Enough to take my man
Ah, great...
[crowd applauding]
If I had these titties, I'd rule the world.
Is that who I think it is?
Yes, yes, it's Dolly! [laughing]
Look at them titties! Oh, my word!
Now a man will Take a good girl
And he'll ruin Her reputation
But when he wants to marry
Well, that's a Different situation
He'll just walk Off and leave her
To do the best she can
While he looks For an angel
I am so confused.
To wear his wedding band
Now I know that I'm no angel
If that's what you
thought you'd found
Latrelle, Latrelle, come here.
I was just The victim of...
Latrelle, Latrelle, come here.
[woman] Get me one.
Tip him, put it down his
bosom. Come on, come on.
Take that dollar, put it down his bosom.
Oh, now get off.
My mistakes are No worse than yours
Just because I'm a woman
Now my mistakes are
No worse than yours
Just because I'm a woman
[audience applauding and cheering]
[Earl yelling excitedly]
You were so great. Mwah, mwah.
[Sissy yelling]
You were amazing.
- Look at them titties.
- I'm amazed.
- Really?
- Really.
Just amazing.
[gentle, uplifting piano music]
Oh, my.
Real good.
I don't wanna steal the bride's thunder.
Is my hair too big?
Too big? What does that even mean?
Oh!
Oh, stop that!
But not anytime soon.
[imitating purring]
I feel like Big Bird.
I think this one can be repeated.
What is she doing?
Looks like she's taken it upon herself
to be the flower girl.
[Latrelle] Oh, she's ruining the wedding.
[gasps]
What are you doing?
Seriously.
Scoot over, sug.
[Roger] Ah, what the f***?
The royal family is falling
apart because of inbreeding.
["Bridal Chorus" playing]
Stand.
Oh, pinch me, so I'll know
this is really happening.
Ouch!
Yeah, it's really happening.
You found love, Bubba.
Yeah.
[sighing]
[choking up]
Surprise, everybody. It's
gonna be a double wedding.
Runnels County is now a sanctuary of love,
and we are havin' our first gay wedding.
[audience applauding]
F*** yeah!
["Bridal Chorus" playing]
Is everybody here white?
Yes, Mama. Please.
Well,
we are here to celebrate love.
Now, who in their right
mind would have ever thought
that we could have such a beautiful wedding
for such wonderful couples right here,
in the state of Texas?
Amen?
[Audience] Amen.
First Corinthians 13 says,
"Love is patient."
And I think that scripture
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