Abbott and Costello in Hollywood Page #8
- Year:
- 1945
- 73 Views
- It's Greg Le Maise.|- Let me go.
- Let me go.|- I've got him, Joe.
- Telephone homicide downtown.|- Right.
Get that guy. He's the one|I'm supposed to have murdered.
Take it easy, take it easy.
But I tell you, he's my alibi.
Didn't hurt a bit.
Stop. Have you fellows|seen Greg Le Maise?
- Who?|- A tall guy in a blue suit.
Keep an eye out for him. He's a killer.
- Hey, you, come on.|- I can't...
Come on, put this on|or get out of here.
Come on, come with me.
Stand right here.
- Come on. Come on.|- What do you want?
- Just come.|- All right, take it easy, will you?
Now, come on, you guys.|Get on the set.
Oh, we'll be right out.
Oh, I get it. Pekingese twins. Well...
Ready, Mr. Kavanaugh.
Now, look, everybody...
...at this part of the story...
...the gamblers have planted|the dynamite in the midway.
At the end of the number,|the entire set will be blown up.
Now, we don't want|anybody getting hurt...
...so remember to stay|in the safety zones...
...marked out for you on the set.
Now, you can all see this indicator.
When the hand reaches four...
...that means the musical|number is ended.
You're in your safety zones...
...and the whole set will be blown up.
Is that clear? Now fix your makeups...
...get into your costumes,|and take your places.
We'll have to blow|the roller coaster too.
You're not using real people|in those cars?
Oh, no, sir. We're using|dummies in them.
Good enough.
Don't let anybody|near that plunger.
I don't want the set blowing up|before I get the number.
Just keep one eye on the dial,|one eye on me.
When the indicator reaches four,|you watch me.
I'll drop the handkerchief.
- You blow up the works.|- Okay, chief.
Stay there. Now, this is a take.
Do you have to look at us like that,|with your mouth open?
What do you think we are, freaks?
Must be the moustache.|I'm taking it off.
- Why don't you?|- I can't. I don't want to be seen.
- You don't want to be seen, you say?|- No.
Don't worry. If anybody recognizes you...
...l'll tell them it's me.
Take if off. Let's have it.
No. What's the idea? I told you,|I don't want to be seen.
You certainly picked out|a fine place to hide.
I'm looking for a guy.|A short, dumpy little guy.
- Short, dumpy little guy?|- Yeah.
You'll never find him here.
- A short, dumpy little guy?|- Yeah.
Hey, you, look over there.
There's a short, fat, ugly-looking guy|with Gregory Le Maise!
All right, roll them.
- Roll them.|- Speed.
- Action.|- Action!
Hurry, hurry, hurry.|Right this way.
It's Navy Day...
...on this great big, gigantic,|colossal midway.
As an added attraction...|And it's only good today.
- Every sailor and his cutie|comes in free...
...and saves his pay!|- Hooray!
To Marines|And to the Air Corps
Youll find scenes|That make the air more fun
Fun along the midway
Those who wear a sailor suit
Can join the fun and nail one cute
And have lots of fun on the midway
And those from the north or|From the south
Must never be down in the mouth
Just come
Dont let this humdrum world
Get you down
Its a treat|To be around
The fun
On the wonderful
Midway
Weve just begun with the fun|On the wonderful midway
Now were in and boast because
Were gonna win the most applause
Its fun|Fun along the midway
Step inside|She never fakes it
Theres a ride that really makes it fun|On the wonderful midway
If you come and play|A game of dodge em
Take your good aim and dislodge em|Come
Dont let this humdrum world|Get you down
Its a treat to be around
The fun on the wonderful midway
We never shun any fun|On the wonderful midway
Have you seen a dark little guy|around here?
Find in magic trinket.
Trinket? That's just plain water.
Well, trinket!
You dont have to find a reason|Any times a-shootin season
Fun along the midway
If youre feelin free and easy
And youd like to see a teasy dance
Dont take a chance|On the midway
You wont wear a parachute|The day you care to dare a Chute the Chute
Theres not a care there
Youll say its grand|So come, let your chest expand
Its fun on the wonderful midway
We never shun any fun|On the wonderful midway
If you havent found a cozy place|To ring around the rosy
Come, youll find it on the midway
- "Apprehensive, pull the trigger"|- "How expensive can a cigarette"
Ever get on the midway?
All you lads who fill the Navy|Dont you wait until Ole Davy Jones
Makes all your boneses Joness
- "Dont be a dunce"|- "We are only young but once"
Have fun on the wonderful midway
Youll say its grand|So come, let your chest expand
Have some fun on the wonderful midway
Midway
Fun along the midway
Fun on the wonderful midway
Fun on the wonderful midway
So you're supposed to be dead?
You will be, due to an accident|on a roller coaster.
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Le Maise, will you go away?
Go away! Go away!
Mr. Kavanaugh.
Where are you going now, smart guy?
No!
Have some fun
Weve just begun
Mr. Kavanaugh...
On the wonderful midway
That's it! That's perfect.
"Variety" says that the premiere last night|was sensational.
That Jeff and Claire will be stars.
The Hollywood Reporter|said the same thing.
Wonderful review.
- Hello, Ruthie.|- Hello.
What are you doing?|Don't know how to sit in these chairs.
Excuse me, Ruthie. You do things to me.
A gentleman would like change|for $ 100, please.
Just 100? Tell him I'll bring it right in.
All right, all right.
Thank you.
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