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Addams Family Values Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1993
- 94 min
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Stud.
Whoa!
Uh...
Ahh...
It's so odd we haven't heard
from fester and Debbie.
It's been almost a week.
Hasn't it, little fellow?
Look at him.
Too much fun
at that reception.
Hair of the pup.
Excellent, Amanda!
Thank you.
Next!
[Wednesday]
"Dear Wednesday and pugsley,
"I love you dearly,
but I can never
see you again."
Glicker, go!
[Becky]
Good try!
"When you are grown-up
and very lonely,
"you'll understand.
Love, Uncle fester."
He's a dead man.
Go!
[Bird squawks]
It's an American
bald eagle!
But aren't
they extinct?
They are now.
Mrs. Addams?
Yes?
Your hearse.
Where's the body?
Right there.
But he's alive.
Tell me about it!
Fester, we may be
together for a while...
All our lives,
Cara Mia.
What?
Mon Cher.
- Speak English.
- Pumpkin?
If I have to be seen with you,
we need to make some changes.
Changes?
Be careful!
It's a credenza!
These are
beautiful things.
They're
from catalogues.
Fester,
get over here!
It itches.
Don't touch it,
Pumpkin, do you think
Of course not.
That's the point.
- Where do you want this?
I'm her husband.
Fester!
Give me a kiss.
Give me a 20.
Watch it!
That's a queen Anne
chandelier!
"Hawaii is wonderful.
"I wish you were here,
"and I can never
see you again!
P.S., Debbie says hi."
I don't understand.
For weeks not a word, and now this.
Darling, come to bed.
He can't be serious.
Have I done something,
said something?
Why does my brother
despise me?
He adores you.
I'd do anything for him.
At his request,
I would rip out my eyes.
At his command,
through hot coals
and broken glass.
Why wait?
Has fester gone mad?
This is all just
some sort of phase.
Post-honeymoon malaise.
It's very common.
Do you remember
our honeymoon?
That glorious cruise.
No quarrels.
No cares.
No survivors.
Cara Mia.
So...
after all these years?
The old ball and chain?
Forever.
I'll get them.
Heads up, campers.
Thejamboree's only two weeks away.
And you know what that means--
clean cabins.
Creating with Clay and...
Canoes, canoes, canoes!
So we better
get cracking, huh?
Look at this.
I've got them.
Schizos and serial killers.
I have almost
the whole series.
I'm only missing Jack the ripper
and that zodiac guy.
But look.
"The black widow."
It might be Debbie.
At least three rich husbands...
All dead.
I'll trade you.
For what?
Amy fischer.
Each year,
we conclude our summer
with a very special
presentation.
Book, music,
and lyrics by...
Gary Granger!
And this year,
the old bean has come up
with something pretty exciting--
my own personal salute
to the first Thanksgiving.
Now, we have thought
long and hard
about choosing
for the leading role
of Sarah Miller,
our beautiful
and we have selected...
Amanda buckman!
And in the roles
of her pilgrim pals--
lily, Jennifer,
Tiffany, missy,
Michelle, and Melissa!
But, of course,
not everyone can be a star.
Let's not forget
Mordecai, Yang,
Esther...
Um...
Consuela, lrwin...
And, um...
I'm still not sure just
how to pronounce this.
Jam-il? Jame-il?
[Gary]
Jamal.
Whatever.
And as their leader
in the secondary
but still compellingly
written role of pocahontas,
guess who we have in mind.
Our own little
brunette outcast--
Wednesday Addams.
[Chimes play wedding march]
We want to see
Debbie and fester.
Miss Debbie!
[Debbie]
Debra!
Gomez...
Where are we?
It looks familiar.
Of course--
the gates of hell.
Welcome to my home.
Might we see my brother?
No. He doesn't want to see
any of you or that.
Why not?
Because he's in love.
He's wrapped in a gossamer
blanket of ecstasy,
and he hates your guts.
But why?
Because you've
flaunted yourselves,
your great love affair.
You kept him a child.
I've made him a man.
Let me hear this
from his own lips.
His lips are busy.
You want to talk
to these people?
Debbie.
Oh.
Go away!
That is not my brother.
Sorry.
You have
enslaved him.
You have
placed fester
under some strange
sexual spell.
I respect that.
But, please, may we see him?
Don't even
think about it.
You have gone
too far.
You have
married fester.
You have destroyed
his spirit.
You have taken him
from us.
All that
I could forgive.
But, Debbie...
What?
Pastels?
Get out of my house!
Hit the road!
And if you ever
show your faces around here again,
I'll have you locked up
for trying to visit.
Right, fessie?
Right!
Luxor, nexor,
burst, and burn!
What is she doing?
Just a curse.
Have a nice day.
I demand justice!
Someone has married
my brother.
No.
She took him to Hawaii.
They have moved into
a large, expensive home
where they make love
constantly.
I hate
when that happens.
Arrest her at once
without delay.
- Who?
- Debbie.
My brother's wife,
the temptress of waikiki.
Who are you?
What are you?
Who moved the rock?
Officer,
you must issue a subpoena.
I believe they own...
Gomez, no!
A buick!
Just leave.
Leave quietly. Leave now.
Don't make me call
ringling brothers.
Has the planet gone mad?
My brother... passion's hostage.
I seek justice.
Denied.
I shall not submit.
I shall conquer. I shall rise.
My name is Gomez Addams,
and I have seen evil!
I have seen horror!
I have seen
the unholy maggots
which feast in the dark recesses
of the human soul!
They're at camp.
I have seen all this,
officer.
But until today,
I had never seen...
You!
Hook him, book him,
cook him. Now!
Next in line.
Yes, I'd like to renew
my passport, please.
I'll be leaving the country
very shortly.
Traveling alone?
Yes. I'll be a widow.
~ when you hear
the pilgrims say ~
~ let's all eat
the Indian way ~
~ as bastille
and Cape COD day ~
Look at you.
Oh, Amanda, you look perfect!
You're just the prettiest pilgrim
I've ever seen!
Gar, come and take
a look at this.
Here they are!
They were
by the phone.
We were calling the FBI.
Their Uncle's in trouble.
You're late for your fittings.
I don't want to be
in the pageant.
You won't help me
realize my vision?
Your work is puerile
and under-dramatized.
You lack any sense
of structure, character,
or the aristotelian unities.
Young lady,
I am getting just a tad tired
of your attitude problem.
Everyone, campers!
I have a wonderful idea.
Wednesday and pugsley
well, they have just
to the chippewa spirit,
nor have some of their
little comrades.
Isn't that sad?
- Yes!
- Yes!
Don't we just
hate that?
- Yes!
- Yes!
Don't we wish
they'd just die?
- Yes!
- Yes!
We don't.
But you know what
we'll do with them?
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