Addicted to Sexting Page #10

in the near future,

and the makers hope you'll indulge as a

way to see sex from a new perspective.

- What are those things on your face?

- These? This is Google Glass.

You want to try 'em?

- Absolutely.

- Okay.

That's pretty cool.

What type of apps

are you guys doing for this?

Pornify everything.

Our obsession with

imagery right now is 10X.

It's why we have to make such grand

experiential things and go bigger and bigger.

Because with the consumers

expecting more and more of that,

they want to fall into fantasy.

And so we have to build

the construct in what they live.

I mean, it's very Matrix like

if anything.

Giving out tips.

Are you kidding me?

- I know.

- It's more than just that.

I can see all sorts of stuff.

In my f***ing c*nt.

Yeah.

- Oh, the definition of c*nt just popped up.

- Oh, wow.

Even Ashley Madison has it's own

casual sex finder app.

And I think what that shows

is a shift in

the online dating market.

So is it gonna be too much

of a surprise

to see eHarmony, to see Match,

or even JDate

start their own

mobile dating apps

based off of location

and NFC capabilities?

Not at all.

In order to keep paid users,

they're gonna have to evolve to

where their users are now going.

I think I read recently that it's

one in eight couples that marry

meet on online dating sites.

Which is pretty extraordinary.

Literally, there is something

for everybody out there.

There are so many people

that are out there

that felt like there was

something wrong with them,

because they felt like there was

no one else like them out there,

and now they can go online

and they can type in whatever

their fetish is,

or their kink, or something,

and they can find

like-minded people.

Hinge, Skout, and even Pure

allow people to find casual sex,

BDSM hookups, threesomes,

and a host of other things

that fit their sexual needs.

You know, the recession is over.

The economy is coming back.

People have been restricted in what

they spend, what they indulge in.

And we're about to get a little

bit more hedonistic these days.

Technology and sexuality

really go hand in hand.

And I think the bigger question

is, the chicken or the egg?

Is the technology there and it causes

people to behave more sexually?

Or are we sexual people

and that technology is being

created to cater to our sexuality?

When we used to look at

technology use,

um, we used to think that

they would eventually...

Any technology there

would become a backlash,

and people would start

to use it too much,

and then go,

"Oh, no. That's enough."

And yet, we haven't seen that with

any of the major technologies.

I text with a lot of people.

Women have never

sent me, like...

What are they called?

Emoticons or emojis?

Is that what they're called,

emojis?

Women don't send emojis.

Dudes send emojis.

Which is really disturbing.

I don't like them.

Um, I think they're weird,

and they definitely should not

be involved in a sext situation.

Like, um,

my boyfriend sends me eggplants.

Purple eggplants,

as if he has a big black dick.

It's like,

you don't have an eggplant.

I like you and everything,

but you're Canadian. Like, there's

no eggplants involved in this.

Okay, so this is like

the Rorschach test of emojis.

"Let's get drunk, and make out,

and listen to music at the beach"?

I don't know what that is.

It's like, "I'm gonna get you drunk and

take you to a Micheal Bolton concert

"and f*** you while

the sun goes down."

"Let's drink.

Let's f*** to music till the sun comes up"?

"Don't whine while

I'm having sex with you."

Sexy time?

That's what I said.

That, that's a "sexy time"?

Why don't they just write

f***ing "sexy time"?

Sexy time. Okay.

Oh, I get it.

Well, where's the wine?

That's a lot of blowj*bs.

All I can tell

is that's a lot of blowj*bs.

Is that what it is?

It's a lot of blowj*bs?

Oh, that's an "O" face.

You had five orgasms. Good for you.

"Five faces of people..."

You know what?

I know what that is.

You see what that is?

Five people with their mouths going...

"What the f***

are you talking about?"

"I can't believe...

This is horrifying."

That's what that says.

Blowj*b.

"Blowj*b"?

It's a f***ing job

to figure out what that says.

All right. Now, I see

those two peaches again.

It's somebody clapping.

"Make it clap."

"Make it clap."

That thing where they

put their butts together.

Uh, the single butt.

One butt. Is that it?

Okay. Double ass...

Double penetration.

Double... Oh, oh.

"Let's DP and then pray."

Okay. Now,

this is two peaches and a fortune cookie.

Is that a fortune cookie?

Two hands?

Oh, those are two hands.

Um, you know,

who the f*** thought that up?

I mean, Jesus, second base.

Why don't just put

a f***ing baseball diamond

and put a base in second base?

I mean, why two peaches?

It's the end of the world,

you know.

Is that a piece of pizza?

'Cause if it is,

I'm in with the purple dick.

I would eat the pizza before I took care

of the dick. That's what I would do.

Now, here's my old friend,

the eggplant.

"Every time's a good time

when your sh*t's out"?

Good sex.

Good sex?

Do people believe this?

Good sex.

Okay. You know what?

Some people keep it simple,

you know?

Seems like it would be quicker

to write "good sex."

That's a smiley happy face,

but also, the tongue

looks like a lady's vagina.

So, I...

Eating a girl out?

It's eating five girls out.

It's five happy vaginas.

That one says

"Make sure you bathe before we bump,

"and bathe afterwards again."

They must be Catholic.

"Wash your p*ssy

"before I stick my eggplant

"in that big f***ing tub

of yours."

You know what? "I'm gonna take a

bath with an eggplant up my ass."

Tub, dick, p*ssy, shower.

Um, oh!

"Piss on me."

All right.

Now you're getting into my wheel house.

There's a hand clapping

and a horse.

This is some Alabama sh*t.

Um, nope.

Whatever it is, I'm not doing it.

Looks like there's a horse

in the situation.

There's an eggplant, a peach,

a party hat, a star...

You know what?

I'm gonna tell you what this means.

This means

"I'm so f***ing stupid

"that I can't call

somebody up and say,

"'Listen, I wanna

have sex with you.

"'I have to send you a bunch

of f***ing hieroglyphics

"'hoping that you can understand

what I'm saying to you,

"'and if you do,

then you're just as f***ing stupid as I am,

"'and we should not have kids.'"

I would say now that I've

started to enjoy sexting,

I'm definitely well on my way

of becoming addicted to it.

I am addicted to sexting.

I am.

Why do you think that?

Because I do it a lot,

and I have fun with it, and I enjoy it.

I'm not addicted,

but I'd probably do it once a week.

I probably actually do it once a week.

Is that an addict?

I think so.

If there's a term of addiction,

and if it's not drug,

it would be that.

So would you say

you're addicted to sexting?

Absolutely.

- Absolutely?

- Yeah.

If so, why?

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