Addicted to Sexting Page #9

and you have to face those people.

That emotional toll,

I can't even like wrap my mind around that.

How am I gonna find love

when the man that would want to marry

me or be with me has to see that,

or has to deal with it, too?

"I have a lady coming to paint kids'

faces and do balloon anals.

"I mean, balloon animals,

not balloon anals. OMG.

"I don't want a balloon anal."

You know, you can have a really

good job doing a balloon anal.

From Mexico to Utah.

This one, it's a good one.

"You should come over

and play with my titties."

"I'm coming over."

Five exclamation points

and a big, old smiley face.

"Kitties. I meant kitties.

"Damn, Autocorrect,

you just ruined my life."

That's a big-time failure

of Autocorrect right there.

Got his hopes all up,

next thing you know,

he's got kittens

instead of titties.

See, that would be

my sexting experience.

I'd get it all wrong.

I'd get all excited about the titties,

I end up with the kitties.

That's why I'm not

big into sexting, right there.

"My god! All I can think about is

nuzzling my nose and mouth in your p*ssy,

"and plunging my coco

in your honey bowl."

I like that "coco"

is the problem they had with this one.

Like, "honey bowl,"

no problem with that.

"Nuzzling my nose

into your p*ssy"?

"Plunging my cock

into your honey bowl"?

Honey bowl?

Honey bowl? I can't...

"No, seriously, tie me down.

"I also want some sort of pie.

"Like, dessert pie.

Can we also have some whipped cream?

"I'll tie you down and rub

cherry pie all over you.

"I'm gonna shove a cheesecake so

deep inside of you, you'll moo."

"Now I realize why

I feel off kilter."

"Why?"

"My office cock has not been

adjusted for the time change.

"OMFG, my office dock.

Ha, ha, ha."

"Mom's cell.

"Hi, Dan, guess what?

"The deer are in the back yard.

I just fed...

"I just fed one of them

out of my vagina."

"Ignore that last sentence.

"I just fed one of the deer

out of my vagina.

"Out of my veranda.

My phone won't let me spell it."

"LOL. Be careful, Mom."

Uh, okay.

A couple of things about this one.

Uh, she typed it twice.

She meant to say vagina. Right?

Two, no one says "veranda."

This isn't 15th century Italy.

You don't have a veranda.

You have a f***ing porch.

"Don't do too much today.

Stay home and rest.

"I left orange juice

and chicken soup in the fridge.

"And I put tissues by the bed in case

you need to blow your load. Love, Mom."

God, that is just such a great mom.

Happy Mother's Day to her.

I do. I please myself

when I interact with my fans.

I use social media, and I take

pictures on my cellphone for them.

You use Twitter?

Mm-hmm.

Absolutely I use Twitter.

I get the most comments and interaction

with my fans when I take selfies,

as opposed to professional

pictures from my shoots.

Hey, guys, it's Summer Brielle,

and I'm here on set

shooting some brand-new

sexy stuff for you.

Hope you like my little outfit.

You know, if I'm on set

or if I am out of the shower,

I like to take

little teaser pictures

and, you know,

post them on Twitter.

You know, I like to get in on...

What is it?

Thirsty Thursdays and, you know,

Wet Wednesdays, and all that fun stuff.

I noticed there's something

about the personal interaction

of the selfies. Guys love them.

I mean, I hope they beat

their little brains out to them.

I mainly get asked for selfies

by fans.

No one who knows me in person has ever

been like, "Hey, can I have a pic?"

And, you know, for a fan,

it's personal.

It's something that

I probably made just for them.

I feel like social media,

sometimes,

are haters against us girls

in the adult industry

because of the racy things

that some people...

They don't follow

guidelines and stuff.

But then you get fans

that have like,

either me getting f***ed,

or something as their avie.

And I'm like,

"How can you get away with this?"

Or they'll send you

a dick picture.

I'm like, "How do you get that,

and I get flagged or reported?"

Life of a pornstar.

What're you gonna do?

I think that cellphones

have impacted...

And Twitter, and Instagram,

and Facebook have impacted

the adult industry

in a huge way.

And I think, definitely,

having personal interaction with our fans,

and them feeling like they can

connect with us more personally

is more important than ever.

And it's only gonna be

more important.

It's not gonna back away

from that.

A more intimate relationship with

our fans as a result of cellphones,

and I think it's only gonna

grow more in that direction.

I have Snapchat I've used.

Um, it's fun to send

little videos,

but I actually work

with a company

that sells access

to my Snapchat.

So that was my first time

ever using it.

Hi. Does this make you horny?

Are you gonna come

play with me later?

You know, I try to create

content that goes with that.

Half kind of getting to know me

better and half "this is dirty."

Um, it's kinda hot.

It's kinda hot being able to take

your phone and being able to be like,

"All right, I got 10 seconds to waste.

I'll do 10 seconds on my phone."

Yeah, InstaDM has definitely,

um, made a lot of dick pics

happen in my life

the last couple of months.

So, um, I've seen some interesting

things to say the least.

And the funny part with that

is that

they can actually see

when you see their picture,

but I never comment back,

which is hilarious.

And they're always like,

"Come on, I know you saw it."

And I'm like, "I don't care.

I'm just laughing at you."

Sometimes you may correspond

with someone you may never meet.

So it's really fun to have that person

you text once a day something dirty.

And then, you know,

you go on with your life.

You're not expecting

to actually meet this person.

You don't have a planned date where

you're gonna meet this person

and have sex with this person.

But you might have a couple of times

a day where you text this person.

You maybe in another country.

You know, she maybe

in another country.

Always constantly posting pictures

on Twitter and Instagram,

but mostly Twitter, nude ones.

Especially before I'm gonna do

Skype shows,

or I'm gonna jump on cam

and stuff,

but I'm always posting

sexy pictures.

I'm just in the shower...

The bathtub.

I'm gonna get all nice

and wet for you.

Just thought you'd appreciate

a little video.

I had Snapchat before,

but I got rid of it

'cause, um, the only person that was

Snapchatting me was my best friend.

And she was Snapchatting me

pictures of food all the time.

So it didn't work out.

There's no more, uh, innuendo.

There's no more, uh,

real man's flirtation.

It's right in your face. It's right on

your phone, and you can show your buddies.

We've just evolved, you know.

Evolved to a Retina Display

that can show intricate details,

and you can really make out what a penis

looks like and what comes out of it.

A new app called

Sex With Google Glass

is set to hit your face

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes