Addicted to Sexting Page #3

And I'm like,

"Well, you gotta send me some."

Snapchat is definitely

one of the more intense ones.

'Cause it's gone,

so I guess people feel more comfortable

and are willing to do

more things.

Whenever I get

a Snapchat picture,

I don't screen-shot it

because you can't.

Then the girl can see

that you screenshot it.

So, therefore, if she sees that,

then she won't send you another one again.

See, I need these things, and sometimes

when you can't find your glasses...

You know what I mean?

It's no good.

I get a great picture. Now you're telling

me it's gonna disappear in five seconds.

Takes me 20 seconds

to get my glasses.

Use the app

for what it's intended for.

For pictures of sunsets

and sexting.

But a selfie on Snapchat,

that "ish" disappears. Okay?

So, like, I really don't get

why you're sending it.

So that I can go, "Yo. Yo, yo,

remember that one time you looked good

"for seven seconds?"

I'm actually a Tinder fan.

Well, I don't use Snapchat.

Mostly, it's Tinder. It's usually

Tinder that I usually go through.

I always get my numbers

from Tinder,

and then all of a sudden,

start sexting from there.

Sometimes it'll be a fail, sometimes it'll

be a positive, and we'll see what happens.

A new app called Tinder

is quickly gaining traction.

For those of you who are a little shy

and need some help breaking the ice,

this app just might be for you.

Is Tinder a dating app?

Okay.

Is that what we're

gonna "pretend"?

Tinder is a "dating app?"

All right.

I like the idea of just like, hot,

not, hot, not, hot, not, you know?

I think random, like,

"Hey, you're five miles away from me.

Let's meet up and f***" thing

is kind of crazy.

I'm on Tinder right now.

Like, while I was waiting.

Oh, I shouldn't say that.

What do I think about Tinder?

I think Tinder's great.

It's awful.

Uh, Tinder has taught me

that I'm hideous.

Yes, I'm on Tinder.

I've gone on a couple of Tinder dates,

and they've been fine,

and gone nowhere.

How are things with you?

The applications itself

is not dangerous.

It's how people exercise

their behaviors with the app.

If somebody uses Tinder and meets

somebody right away from the Tinder app.

They meet at a bar

and they have unprotected sex.

Is Tinder dangerous?

No.

Is their behavior dangerous to themselves?

Yes.

There are people that get

relationships off of Tinder,

but it's an immediate

gratification application.

An application that caters to people

that wanna meet up right away.

What does that tell you

about our culture?

Okay, so you like this girl?

- Yeah.

- You want her.

She wants you back.

You're gonna sext her what?

"I'm gonna shove nine inches

of limp dick in your ass."

"Your giant tits

make me rock hard."

How about,

"You make me think dirty thoughts"?

The dirty thought

"I wanna f*** you tits"

- is still in there.

- Okay.

But she can be like,

"What kind of dirty thoughts?"

She says,

"You're making me hot, too."

See? Think dirty things

and text naughty things.

All right.

Okay, well, let's wait.

- The waiting part is the hardest, isn't it?

- Yeah. Oh, it's so hard.

I mean, you know, yeah.

Give her 20% and make her do 80.

- Okay, Uh...

- So you give her that thought

and it gets her involved. As opposed

to just being the canvas, it's a...

- It's a give-and-take. Okay. All right.

- Yes.

Aah!

A-ha!

Keep that sh*t to myself.

She's clearly is into you

having dirty thoughts about her.

Okay. Okay.

So, now you just want to keep the

"your tits" or "your ass" here.

"I wanna paint your vagina

like the Texas tunnel."

She said, "Are we gonna have dinner

and dessert?" Dot, dot, dot.

Oh.

Sh*t! Yeah.

I sent it.

- You did not.

- I sent it.

You did not send her a dick pic.

No!

"I'll be wearing a carnation..."

"And you'll be wearing

a smile."

"And you'll be wearing

a smile."

Yes!

She says, "Yes, I will be wearing a smile,

and so will you."

Thank you.

Now I'm sending the dick pic.

You have to use

proper punctuation.

Capitalize your first letter.

In a sense, use a period.

Maybe it's an age thing.

I want complete grammar in my sexting.

That lets me know that the person

who's sexting me has a complete mind.

Less is more.

That's what I say.

People always try to go on

and keep going for it.

And also, here's...

When I say something clever and sexy,

when you use it back to me,

I'm like, "I just fed you material."

That irritates

the sh*t out of me.

Come up with your own stuff.

Keep it tight and simple,

and always throw in

a compliment.

Words are good.

Words are powerful.

You don't need a picture.

Words are good.

If you're a creative writer,

you can definitely make someone,

you know, get into it.

I find sexting to be

a very powerful foreplay tool.

Very powerful.

Almost too much.

Almost to the point where it's like,

this is so good,

the actual act can't hold water,

which is why I don't really even

do it as much anymore.

'Cause it's like, this reality is

disappointing. You know what I mean?

Sexting is like foreplay.

It's foreplay with your words.

It's the best way you can verbally turn

someone on without physically being there.

I would say if you're new to sexting,

don't, like, go really crazy.

Like you're gonna choke her, slap her,

spit on her, all those things.

'Cause you might scare

someone away.

I would lightly, uh,

tread first,

and then, uh, work your way into

those really dirty, dirty messages.

I think girls are

a little hesitant

to be forward about sexting

and stuff.

They don't wanna be seen

as a slut, or too forward.

So if you make her feel comfortable and

give her the go ahead, and tell her,

"I think it's really sexy when you

sent me back the little flirty text."

She'll feel more inclined

to keep going with it.

Well, I don't send nude.

Um, I don't send my vajayjay.

I use my assets to just...

That's mainly me.

I'll just send you a ass shot.

Like, "Oh, look at these new jeans,"

or, "Look at these panties."

And flirt like that.

Like more of just my ass,

or me just being cute and freaky,

like recording something.

Oh, the guy? Oh, yeah,

you can send me whatever.

Oh, yeah.

I wanna see it all.

Yeah, there's a certain method before I,

uh, go straight into the dick pics

and filthy erotic stories.

Um, you gotta, you know,

kind of test the ground first.

You start complimenting her

a little bit.

Start with the mind.

Work your way up to the physical.

And then, uh, hopefully she

gives you something in return.

You know,

"Oh, I think you're cute."

"Uh, I think you got

a nice little figure."

"Oh, yeah. I think you are

kind of hot too."

And that's kind of like,

you know, that's a green light.

I'm a pretty dominant,

aggressive person.

So I'm initially gonna ask you,

"What do you want to do to me, or what

have you thought about doing to me?"

And if you don't give me a good

enough answer to come off with,

then I'm gonna stop the sexting

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