Adventures In Public School Page #7

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even look like?

Uh, something like this.

Ah!

Why? What would... What would

your sex face look like?

Oh, wow.

I think

maybe the book's right.

Is there anything your

mom doesn't teach you?

No. No.

No, she's really thorough.

She's pretty much

my best friend.

Did your mom teach you

how to do that?

No.

No. I usually

practice on my hand.

That was way better. That was way better.

Oh, wow.

Wow. That was pretty great.

I think I'm gonna pass out.

Oh.

Does this mean

we're together now?

No, Liam,

we're just friends.

Oh.

Wow, my first girlfriend

and breakup in 30 seconds.

Friends who kissed.

- Hmm.

- Twice.

Oh.

Some days, yeah,

you're the guy who picks A.

Here we are again.

My last day at public school.

You can begin...

now.

- Here we are.

- Here we are again.

Now the bell's

gonna ring soon.

Good to know.

Um, listen, I...

I'm sorry I didn't

get back to you.

I just, you know, I...

You are Liam's principal

-and it felt-- - Yeah. No, I...

No, I know, I know.

- No, just hold on one second. Just...

- It felt...

- It felt inappropriate, could be

the word... - Just wait for it.

-...because I... I...

- And...

- You know your bells. flaughs]

- Oh, yeah, well...

That bell means

it's officially summer,

which means I'm no longer

you son's principal.

- Oh!

- Hmm.

Still 53 minutes left.

Wanna check anything over?

Nope.

Cocksucker.

Wow, did you plan

that out?

Actually, I did. Yeah.

Uh, I saw you come in and I got

the secretary to ring the bell.

It's 1:
15. These kids

are confused. In get!

The class is still going.

Guys! Guys!

Class is still in.

That was a mistake.

Martin. Martin? Martin?

Put your... Martin!

Putyourphone back in your

pocket and get back into class.

Go ahead. Open it.

You already opened it.

You double-aced it.

- I know.

- Oh!

I can't wait to visit my little baby

in Cambridge. Sorry, little man.

Why are you all dressed up? Are you going

out with that principal man again?

No. Slash yes.

What do you think when

I say the word "Trojan"?

None of your business.

But do you really

wanna know?

No. No.

- Yahoo!

- lt's beautiful!

- Honey.

- Mmm.

Try putting a hot dog stand

right next to a gym

or an ice cream shop

next to a health food store.

You see the key is to combine

torture with pleasure.

You know, I always

wanted a sister,

but the only thing I got was Maria

here and I mean, he's terrible.

You guys wanna make out?

-L'm game.

-l'm game.

Game.

A little more of that.

Some days, you don't end

up with the one-legged girl.

You know why they first started

calling evening "evening"?

No. No, I don't.

Because it's the day

evening out with the night.

Hmm.

Not quite day,

not quite night.

Right.

So the in-between time?

- Yeah, interesting, right?

- Yeah, very interesting.

Yeah, I never

thought of it that way.

Hey, you know, I really liked the

choices that you made for your classes,

especially cultural club. You know,

I got kicked out of that one.

Uh, yeah. I saw.

- L'm white.

- I noticed, yeah.

I really liked

being Maria Sanchez.

Yeah, I like

being Maria, too.

I wonder what

it's like being you.

Hi, I'm Liam Heap.

Hi, Liam Heap.

Maria Sanchez.

Well, it's nice to meet you.

Some days,

you aren't Maria.

- You got everything?

- Yes. Yes.

Stop asking.

All right!

I got you one last thing.

What?

- To make some friends.

- No.

That's awesome.

All right, put your seatbelt on.

Let's get out of here.

Some days,

you end up with your mom.

I miss you already.

I miss you, too.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to space.

Whoo!

Gary McKeniz.

Hmm. Emma Mitchell.

- Lucy Quine.

- Here.

Maria Sanchez.

Maria Sanchez?

Here. Sorry.

Jennifer Stewart.

Baker, Tom.

Hi,

And some days,

you just...

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