Adventures of Eddie 7 Derwood. Piolt-- The Urn Page #4

Season #1
Synopsis: In this, the first episode, of “The Adventures of Eddie & Derwood” our two bumbling beach hustlers, Eddie Hoar and Derwood Doller, find themselves desperate for money to pay their rent and end their nights sleeping on the freezing New England beach. Eddie explains his new cockeyed idea to Derwood, who is horrified when Eddie proposes stealing the urn and ashes of a beach widow's husband and then holding the ashes for ransom and hocking the ornate urn. Derwood is convinced they will have something terrible happen to them for fooling with the dead. Eddie assures Derwood that the plumber who gave him the tip also said the widow is off the beach visiting one of her children on weekends.Eddie and Derwood have an easy time climbing through a window at the widow's cottage on a Saturday night, And also an easy job finding the urn right on the mantle where the plumber said it would be, They don't have an easy time with what the plumber failed to tell Eddie, though. That the widow keeps a vi
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Original Story by: jed Power
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2022
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Having heard all the evidence presented, I have made a decision. The Judge scans the room and his gaze lands on Eddie and Derwood.

Judge (somberly)

Edward Hoar and Derwood Doller, as I have found you both guilty of all charges against you,I sentence you both to three years imprisonment at Concord State Prison.

Gasps from the spectators and Eddie shrieks. James Connally (whispering to his clients) Don’t worry, we’ll appeal.

DERWOOD:

I’m worried and it’s this a**holes

fault. You did it to me again, Eddie.

Derwood punches Eddie hard on the top of hi arm. Eddie rocks on his feet but manages to remain standing.

JUDGE:

Get these men out of my courtroom

and into their ride to their new home.

EXT. COURTHOUSE - DAY

The court officers throw Eddie and Derwood into the open back of a paddy wagon, then slam the door shut. On the side of the vehicle in large ketters--”Concord State Prison.” Through the barred window can be heard Eddie and Derwood shouting abuse at each other.

AS THE PRISON WAGON STARTS UP, EDDIE GRABS THE WINDOW BARS ,TRYING TO SHAKE THEM AND SHOUTING HYSTERICALLY.

EDDIE:

Help! Help! He’s gonns kill me.

DERWOOD (LOUDLY)

I won’t have to. (MORE)

(CONTINUED)

22.

CONTINUED:

Eddie howls loudly and pitifully. As the prison truck pulls away.

The scene fades to black as they drive away.

23.

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