Adventures of Jamarcus Jaqwaivion Jaqwaivious the third Page #2

Episode #1

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DR. PLUM:
What have you done

FRENDANIMO:
Really? what have I done?! You started it! If anything im just copying you!

DR. PLUM:
You know what that sounds like.

FRENDANIMO:
Don't you dare don't even think about saying i-

DR. PLUM:
PLAGAIRIZM!

FRENDANIMO:
THATS BEING LASY! IM NOT LAZY!

DR. PLUM:
It's unoriginal thats for sure.

FRENDANIMO:
THATS IT! Throw him in the hole

DR. PLUM:
NOOOOOOOO!

IN THE HOLE:

HARMONICA:
DUN DUN. DU DU. (JAILHOUSE ROCK)

PRISONER:
The warden threw a party in the county jail The prison band was there, and they began to wail The band was jumpin', and the joint began to swing You should've heard them knocked out jailbirds sing Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

DR. PLUM:
Please i'm begging! Stop!

PRISONER:
Cant it's in my bones to play music in a jail cell. Its been in my family since the being of time. It all started with my Great great great great-

DR. PLUM:
ENOUGH!

DR. PLUM:
Lets plan a way out of here instead.

PRISONER:
Oh. Ok i like it.

PRISONER:
Ooo. I got it i know just what to play.

THE PRISONER PLAYS BAD TO THE BONE ON HARMONICA

PRISONER:
DU DUNA DUNA. DU DUNA DUNA.

THE CELL BLOWS UP AS DR. PLUM & THE PRISONER LOOK REALLY COOL WALKING AWAY. THEN BAD TO THE BONE PLAYS BY GEORGE THOROGOOD & THEY LOOK EVEN COOLER.

♩Now the day I was born. The nurses all gathered 'round. And they gazed in wide wonder. At the joy they had found. The head nurse spoke up Said, "Leave this one alone" She could tell right away. That I was bad to the bone. Bad to the bone.Bad to the bone. B-B-B-B-Bad. B-B-B-B-Bad. B-B-B-B-Bad. Bad to the bone.♩

MEANWHILE IN THE COUNTRY

JAMARCUS:
What he just dipped?! Man thats messed up yo.

TEDDY:
He also got captured.

JAMARCUS:
Man that's crazy. I though he was supposed to be the best of the best of the best.

MICHAEL:
Yeah he is. But they cooked up something crazy in that lab of theirs.

TEDDY:
Just like us.

MICHAEL:
Well that's different. We had to make Jamarcus to stop Frendanimo.

JAMARCUS:
Who's Frendanimo?

MICHAEL:
He cooked up something crazy in his lab.

JAMARCUS:
But who is he?

TEDDY:
He shot your father.

JAMARCUS:
But my dads at home?

TEDDY:
No not the one we sent to look after you. The one that was going to look after you. Dr. Plum personally trained him. We all did. But we realized we were going to need a lot more strength if we wanted to beat Frendanimo.

JAMARCUS:
So then you mad me.

TEDDY:
Si senior.

JAMARCUS:
So then we got to help him.

TEDDY:
Fine.

JAMARCUS:
But how are we gonna get there in time?

TEDDY:
I know a guy. Flemunxious Hernados Flimydian: So you need a ride?

TEDDY:
Yep.

BIG CITY:

FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS BY METALLICA STARTS PLAYING

DING DING DING DING

FRENDANIMO:
What's that?

MAIN RIFF PLAYS:

GUARDS:
ITS THE CHOSEN ONE!

FRENDANIMO:
FIRE!

THE BULLETS RIP THROUGH THE AIR MISSING THE GIANT WORM FLYING THROUGH THE SKY. [SOMEHOW]

THEY LAND:

KIRK:
FOR WHOM THE BELLS TOLLS

FRENDANIMO:
GET THEM! GET THEM!

WORM GUY BREATHS A GREEN BEAM THAT INCENERATES ALL GUARDS.

JAMARCUS:
I believe you have something we want.

FRENDANIMO:
Ah yes we do.

FRENDANIMO:
But you'll have to take it by force.

JAMARCUS:
Alr---

MICHAEL:
No.

JAMARUCS:
What are you doing. It's the only way to win! We have an actual 300 foot flying worm that can incinerate people!

MICHAEL:
There's one more way.

MICHAEL:
THEY'LL FIGHT VIA IDARB!

FRENDANIMO:
Really? With my brand new clone? ok.

IN THE BIG BIG CITY STADIUM (FUNDED BY CEPSKI)

FRENDANIMO:
Ladies & gentlemen boys & girls! we are here to see these 2 brave heroes fight!

ON SECRET MICROPHONE

FRENDANIMO:
Release the tRAP.

THE CENTER OF THE STADIUM OPENS UP REVEALING A SMALL PLATFORM

THE SMOKE DISOLVES

THE NEXT EPISODE BY DR. DRE PLAYS

THE DOGG OF SNOOP ARISES FROM THE SMOKE WITH DR. DREMAN

ANNOUNCER:
ITS DOCTOR DREMAN! HE GOT HIS MEDICAL DEGREE FROM COLLEGE AFTER 1.3518452846 YEARS! HE IS WELL VERSED IN RAP! AND THERES HIS MAGICAL KANINE COMPANION SNOOP DOGG!

ARISING OUT OF THE SMOKE COMES ANOTHER FIGURE

IM SLIM SHADY BY EMINEM STARTS PLAYING

M&M ARISES FROM THE SMOKE MACHINE

ANNOUNCER:
AND THERES M&M1 THE FOUNDER OF THE COMPANY EMINEM!

KENDRICK LAMAR & MARY J. BLIGE APPEAR ASWELL

ANNOUNCER:
ITS JUST LIKE THE HALFTIME SHOW!

FRENDANIMO:
M&M NOW!

M&M:
IM THE REAL SHADY

COP:
Hey that guy's shady. Arrest him!

THE ENTIRE MCDONALDS & CHICK-FIL-A FORCES SWARM THE STADIUM

3 CHICK-FIL-A CHOPPERS ARE IN THE SKY 5 MCDONALDS CHOPPERS ARE ALSO IN THE SKY

MINIMUM WAGED AGENT: HEY STOP RIGHT THERE I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR 15 YEARS!

M&M WHIPS OUT HIS BRAND NEW FERTTATI OUT OF HIS BACK POCKET

M&M:
I HOPE I DON'T LOSE MYSELF.

M&M SNAPS BACK TO REALITY TO REALISE HE WAS DREAMING

THERE ARE 6 MCDONALDS CHOPPERS NOT 5

THEY ALL START FIRING AT HIM

HE DRIVES AWAY THEN PULLS OUT A VENOM GODZILLA OUT OF HIS OTHER BACK POCKET

HE ESCAPES:

JAMARCUS IS JUST SITTING & WATCHING THE WHOLE TIME

FRENDANIMO'S GOONS SURROND OUR HEROES

FRENDANIMO:
You=trapped.

JAMARCUS:
Dag nabbit!

OVER THE STADIUM WALLS ROUGHLY 30,000 CALVARY ARE STANDING THERE

DR. PLUM:
Not. so. fast. Frendanimo.

DR. PLUM:
In the immortal words of the greatest being to ever exist. The Rock. "yall ready fo this?"

YALL READY FOR THIS STARTS PLAYING OVER THE SPEAKERS.

THE CALVARY COMES RUSHING DOWN THE STADIUM WALLS

THE BEGIN BEATING THE BAD GUYS SENSELESS

DR. PLUM JUMPS OFF HIS HORSE

DR. PLUM:
Its over Frendanimo.

FRENDANIMO:
Are you sure About that?

FRENDANIMO ENTERS A GIANT ROBOT SHAPED LIKE AN OBAMA PYRAMID

FRENDANIMO:
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PYRAMID IS THE STRONGEST SHAPE!

DR. PLUM:
Not as strong as me.

DR. PLUM RIPS OF HIS LAB COAT TO REVEAL HUGE ABS LIKE THE BARTENDER IN STREETS OF RAGE 2 RIPPED

FRENDANIMO:
HOW CAN THIS BE?! YOU'RE LIKE, 80!?

DR. PLUM:
IM DOCTOR FRIGGIN PLUM!

A BOXING RING APPEARS

DR. PLUM DOES A PILE DRIVER TO THE ROBOT

FRENDANIMO THROWS A PART IF HIS FATHERS LOVE FOR HIM WHEN HE WAS A CHILD...

DR. PLUM:
Why are throwing nothing?

FRENDANIMO:
HE SAID HE LOVED ME!!

DR. PLUM RUBS SOME OF HIS FAMOUS OINTMENTS ON HIMSELF THEN LAUNCHES A HADUOKEN AT FRENDANIMO

FRENDANIMO WHIPS OUT HIS GIANT SLUDGE HAMMER THEN WACKS DR. PLUM

FRENDANIMO:
ITS OVER FACE IT!

DR. PLUM QUICKLY PULLS OUT A SECRET JAR OF MYSTERIOUS OINTMENTS

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