Adventures of Jamarcus Jaqwaivion Jaqwaivious the third Page #3

Episode #1

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FRENDANIMO:
Wait a minute that kind looks like the R...HEY WAIT NO!

DR. PLUM RUBS IT ON HIM

THERES A BIG EXPLOSION

OUT OF THE SMOKE & FIRE ARRISE A GIANT FIGURE

FRENDANIMO:
Plum?

FRENDANIMO:
Whats that smell? (gasp) PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME

THE MYSTERIOUS FIGURE COMES CLOSER

FRENDANIMO:
Wait.

FRENDANIMO:
PULLS OUT HIS OWN OINTMENT

THERES A LOUD EXPLOSION AGAIN ETC.

ANOUNCER:
AAAAANNDDDDDD HHHHHIIIIISSSS NAAAAAAMMEEE IIIIIIIIISSSSSS... JOOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEEENAAAAAA!!!!!!

THE JOHN CENA THEME SONG IS PLAYING VERY LOUDLY

ANOUNCER:
CAAAAAANNN YYYYOOOOUUUU SSSSMMMEELLLL WWWWHHHHAAAATTT TTTHHHEEE RRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKK IIIISSS COOOOOKIIINGGGGGG!!!!!!

THE ROCK & JOHN CENA FIGHT

THE ROCK DOES MORE WRESTLING MOVES

JOHN CENA DOES SOME TOO

THE ROCK BEGINS BEATING FRENDANIMO SENSELESS☭

THE ROCK MORPHS BACK TO DR. PLUM

DR. PLUM:
GG

JOHN CENA MORPHS DOWN TO FRENDANIMO

FRENDANIMO:
Not so fast.

HE HAS A BUTTON IN HIS HAND

FRENDANIMO:
I press this and it's all over.

DR. PLUM:
No shot

FRENDANIMO:
Wanna get testy? Huh?!

JAMARCUS GETS PINNED DOWN BY A SUS MINOR

FRENDANIMO:
NAH YOU WANNA GET FREAKY! LET'S GET FREAKY! LET'S GO DAWG!

FRENDANIMO PRESSES THE BUTTON

A GIANT TACO BELL BURRITO COMES RAINING DOWN.

DR. PLUM:
JAMARCUS RUN!!!

JAMARCUS MANAGES TO ESCAPE (BARELY)

FRENDANIMO EMERGES FROM THE RUBBLE

JAMARCUS RUSHES TO FIND DR. PLUM

JAMARCUS:
DR. PLUM!

TEDDY & MICHAEL ARE STANDING OVER THE RUBBLE

MICHAEL:
He’s dead.

TEDDY PICKS UP DR. PLUMS BODY

TEDDY:
Mi querido amante Dr. ciruela. Te amaba a ti y a tus hermosos y deliciosos ungüentos increíbles. Te veré en el cielo querida. porque entonces finalmente nos reuniremos una vez más. No dejaré que este hombre duerma hasta que haya pagado por sus crímenes. y cuando se ponga el sol, no dejaremos de buscar, ni dejaremos de destruir, ni dejaremos de llorar. no. LO GANAREMOS A ÉL Y A SU EJÉRCITO DE JUGADORES DE IDARB, porque podrían ser mejores hoy, y mañana, y tal vez incluso al día siguiente. pero saldremos victoriosos en la gran batalla de la esperanza, la vida y el amor. y entonces. y solo entonces enfrentaremos la puesta de sol y diremos. Lo hice por ti cariño.

TEDDY GRABS HIS OLD LOVER ABD STARTS CRYING. HE THEN PULLS HIM CLOSER TO HIS CHEST. HE LOOKS AT HIM. THEN STARTS KISSING HIM PATIENTLY THE REST HAS BEEN CENSORED DUE TO THE INNAPROPRIATENESS

TEDDY DROPS DR. PLUM. COVERED IN SWEAT TEARS & BLOOD HE CLOSES DR. PLUMS EYES, APPROACHES HIS EAR

TEDDY:
Goodnight my sweet prince.

CELINE DION, SNOOP DOGG (THATS RIGHT THEY’RE STILL HEAR), DR. DRE, & THE OTHER PERFORMERS: Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more, you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on.

JAMARCUS:
NOOOOOO!!!!!!

JAMARCUS FALLS TO HIS KNEES

JAMARCUS IS ANGIE AND STILL ON HIS KNEES

A SUS MINOR FACES JAMARCUS WHILE HE’S ON HIS KNEES

TEDDY:
We have to save him.

WORM GUY DRAGON THING: No let him fight. He has too.

NARRATOR:
the 2 great warriors face off for the battle of the ages. & yes, he’s still on his knees.

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