Afternoon Delight Page #5

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Whoa.

Last night, we're going crazy.

MAN (OFFSCREEN):
Go, go go!

Go, go, go, go, go!

-Can Logan go home with Owen?

JENNIE (OFFSCREEN):

Well, yeah.

-I know, I'm sorry you guys.

-Of course, I hope

you feel better.

-Awful cramps.

OK.

MAN (OFFSCREEN):

Paddle, paddle,

paddle, paddle, paddle.

MAN (OFFSCREEN):

Hop up, hop up!

MAN (OFFSCREEN):
[inaudible]!

-Jefferey!

Super stud!

Yeah yeah!

RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): McKenna?

-Going to Jack's?

-Yeah.

-I'm coming with you.

-Can I check those?

-Why is that weird?

-How come no one

believes in us?

-I believe in us.

-If we don't believe in us,

who's gonna believe in us?

-Yeah, come on, Craig.

-Is that the name of our band?

We Believe in Us?

-How about just Dadz,

with a Z on the end.

Surf Godz with a Z.

I don't care Want.

I just want a Z to be

somewhere in the

title of the band name.

[croaking]

-Oh, I need a new name.

-Oh, yeah.

-Right?

-Mhmm.

-Sophia?

-Again?

Oh my god.

Cassidy?

-No.

-Ariel?

-No.

-Samantha?

Um, Shelly?

-Maybe.

-Shelly.

[knocking]

MAN (OFFSCREEN):
Coming.

Hey, baby.

-Hi.

-Hey.

-How are you?

-Good, how are you?

-I'm really good.

And, uh, this is my friend.

-Savannah.

-Savannah.

-Hi Savannah.

-Hi.

-Can I take your coat?

-Oh, please.

Uh, thank you.

-Wow.

You're beautiful.

May I get you a drink.

-Uh, yes, thank you.

-Scotch.

-Yes.

-Here you go.

-Thank you.

-Yeah.

Savannah, there's no pressure.

McKenna told me you wanted to,

um, share the experience, and

I, uh, I really admire that.

-Oh, thank you.

-I'd really love for

you to just watch.

-Great, that's what I'll--

That's what I'll do.

-Totally get me off.

Um.

And, if, at any time, you feel

uncomfortable, then you just

come on out here and, you know,

sit down and chill.

-So, this won't be happening

in this space, then?

It's gonna be somewhere else?

Or is-- is it thi--

Is this where it happens?

-She's cute.

You told me she's cute,

but she's cute.

You're cute.

No.

It happens in the bedroom.

-Ah, of course.

-May I show you the bedroom?

-Oh, you don't have to.

I mean--

whatever you guys normally--

You know.

Whatever.

You know.

you go--

MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Why don't

you just come sit down?

-She's sweet.

Give some of this

to your friend.

-Thank you.

JACK (OFFSCREEN): I think

it's time for bedroom.

MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Let's go.

JACK (OFFSCREEN): Come

on, let's go.

-OK.

You ready, Savannah?

-Yeah.

MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN):

OK, let's go.

-Get me hard.

-I will.

I will.

You know that I will.

-Sitting on this

chaise lounge.

Beautiful.

JACK (OFFSCREEN): Oh yeah.

MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Mm.

-Oh, I'm sorry, one

more question.

Sorry, I didn't mean to put

a damper on anything.

-You're not.

-OK, good.

I just was, uh, wondering

how long these

sessions usually last.

-Uh, like about an

hour, right Jack?

-Yeah, about an hour.

-Oh, well great.

Good.

Don't have to make

a phone call.

So, I'm good.

Great.

Wonderful.

Go about your business.

I'll shut up now.

-Oh yeah.

Can you see, Savannah?

Yes, I'm fine.

I'm fine.

-Yeah?

MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Oh my god,

you're getting so hard.

-F*** yeah, I am getting--

MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Baby!

-Are you sure you

can see, honey?

-Mm-hm.

-Oh yeah, that's it.

I want you to see me.

RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): I do.

-I don't think you can.

[laughing]

JACK (OFFSCREEN):

Come to daddy.

-I'm coming!

Hey.

JACK (OFFSCREEN): Oh yeah.

-Yeah?

-Look at this, Savannah.

Take it in.

[moaning]

-Savannah, can you

take my hand?

Come here.

[moaning]

[moaning]

-Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

[moaning]

-Are you OK?

-Yeah.

I think we should go.

-Well, let me give

you your cash.

-No, I don't want it.

JEFF (OFFSCREEN): Babe?

-Yeah?

JEFF (OFFSCREEN): Hey.

Guess what?

JEFF (OFFSCREEN): I got up.

-What are you talking about?

JEFF (OFFSCREEN): I stood up.

I got up.

Your husband is a surfer.

OK.

What are you wearing?

What is this outfit?

What--

why do you have all

this makeup on?

-Um, after Craftacular,

I went to Nordstrom's.

I let a very aggressive sales

lady do my makeup.

-Huh.

Where's Logan?

-Jennie's playing with him.

-OK.

You look like someone else.

Get in bed.

[moaning]

-Make sure you give your

brother a turn.

Mazels, buddy.

Tremendous spread.

-Let's do it here.

Makes life much easier.

-Hey.

Sorry, I just woke up.

Sorry, I passed out.

What are all these people

doing here?

-What are you talking about?

It's brunch.

I told you I was going

to get bagels.

-Do we have Half N' Half?

-I-- no, I don't know.

It's fine.

Everyone's having a good time.

-Hi, ladies.

-Hi.

-What's going on?

-You are a mess.

What's happening?

-Did you just wake up?

-Everyone's seeing things

under here.

-Anyone tell you we were

coming here today?

-I totally blanked on it.

-Oh, no.

-I've got to make my leave.

You sure Mason has

growing foods?

-I've got to go set up

for Women and Wine.

-OK.

-Women and Wine is tonight?

-The men are playing poker, and

Logan can go to Meredith's

to be with the boys

if he wants.

-Oh, can McKenna come watch the

girls, just like, sit with

them over at that,

uh, Amanda's?

McKenna!

Do you-- do you-- do you

have plans tonight?

Like, do you want to come hang

out with like, four really

cute girls, do a bunch

of dress up?

It'd be so fun.

-Sure.

-I can do it.

I can, don't worry about it.

I will actually--

you know what?

I'll just call--

-No, no, it's fine.

I had no plans tonight.

-Oh, I love you.

OK, good.

-See you later.

-Can we just do that?

No, it's a great idea.

-Yeah, yeah.

-All right, I'm out of here.

-I don't want McKenna to

sit the girls tonight.

-What?

-I don't want McKenna to

sit the girls tonight.

Could you tell her it's not

gonna work out, or you found

somebody else?

-You want me to tell her?

-Yes.

I don't want to.

-Well, wha--

I don't--

-Just be my friend

and tell her.

-Here you go.

[knocking on door]

Come in.

Jennie called, and Meredith

found someone to watch the

girls, so you're off the

hook for tonight.

-Why?

Honestly Rachel and I were

talking, and, I don't know.

She's just a little

uncomfortable

with the whole thing.

-Rachel is uncomfortable?

-Yeah.

The girls are, um, really

young, you know?

Two of them are in

preschool, so--

-Yeah.

Logan's in preschool.

I babysit him all the time.

Yeah, but just, you know,

other peoples' kids.

-Right.

-Plus, you don't really

know Amanda.

-I've met Amanda.

-Yeah.

She's just, like, super Jewish.

Like, two sets of

plates Jewish.

-OK.

-OK?

-Yeah.

Cool.

I get it.

Um, so I have the night off.

Right?

-Yeah.

Great.

Well, thanks for understanding.

-Totally.

-All right.

See you soon.

-Can you shut the

door, please?

-Look how big you are.

-So you're gonna go with--

what are you doing?

You're in the driver's seat.

Your son is driving

the car, Meredith.

-Good girl.

-Get back here!

-Hi.

[chattering]

-Hi, pretty girl.

I got you guys some presents.

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