Afternoon Delight Page #6
You're a princess tonight.
Some nail polish, and some
bracelets, and some candy.
A bunch of fun stuff.
You're gonna be real
princesses, huh?
-I'm so sorry I can't
be there.
Somebody changed my plans.
-What do you say?
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
-You're so welcome.
Have the best night ever.
-Thanks, McKenna.
Bye.
-Look at these bracelets!
-Hey.
-Oh, peanuts.
-Uh, guys are coming around
8:
00, so, whenever.-Can I have a chip?
-Yeah.
-I'll be gone.
-OK.
-Have fun.
-I'm here, I'm here, I'm here,
I'm here, I'm here.
-What's up, my friend?
-What's going on, my friend?
-Yeah, it's good to see you.
-That case looks so sinister.
-Isn't it?
-Well, there's guns in here.
I'm just--
-There's guns in here.
-That's gonna be on
you, potentially.
-Why?
-You know why.
-I didn't--
I didn't know that was you.
I cut him off. 'm sorry.
-Are we ready to descend
to the gambling house?
-Are these fingerlings?
-Rach, are you seeing this?
-Oh, it's beautiful.
-So, this is where we
will Women and Wine.
-It's very French, right?
Is that what we're
going for here?
The only thing that's
not French, no
kidding, is the piano.
It was my grandfather's--
-Somebody had a five.
-F*** you.
-So now it's to him, because
he's left of the dealer.
[chattering]
-Man, f***.
You're betting a million
dollars.
It should be pronounced
"yuca," as in Yucatan.
-Well, I guess it's in
most tequilas and--
-It's 7:
59.7:
59.-Can I ask a question?
-Where'd the f*** that f***ing
ante come from?
-Jennifer's into guys who are
approximately 100 pounds
overweight.
-They are full figured women.
-Seriously, dude.
Rachel found her.
-Rachel found her.
-Yeah.
-We should have a
toast, ladies.
-OK, let's toast it up.
-We should have a toast!
-To long marriages.
-And long--
-Long marriage!
-And children.
-Cheers.
-Wait, wait, wait.
This is, we have to look
each other in the eye.
-What?
-We did.
We have to go like this.
-This is
We don't do it.
-So make it real.
OK.
It's just something she
read in "Real Simple."
-She's making everyone
have these moments.
-OK.
I'm sorry, but--
-I'm so glad.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
-But, speaking of which,
if you want to go--
-Jennie.
-Hi.
-Jennie.
-Speaking of, you want to--
I'm looking at you.
-No, you need to look at her.
You need to hold her hand.
-I just looked at her!
Oh my god.
[laughter]
[laughter]
-When you get home and you take
off those things, there's
There's no elegant way
to pull them off.
And your whole body just--
-Pot's getting too
good, right?
Remember you used to be
able to smoke a joint?
You smoke your joint
now, you die.
-Hi.
-Hello.
-Hey.
-Hi.
-Thought you were going out?
-Oh, I changed my mind.
Look at this.
You guys need company?
-Yeah.
Yeah, all right.
-There was a thing that--
-Stephanie, why are
you not drinking?
-I know that normally I am a
borderline alcoholic, but, I
wasn't gonna tell you
guys, I am preggers.
I'm p It was a total surprise.
-Oh, my god.
-Yeah, so anyway--
-Oh, my god!
-Amazing.
Oh, you guys are gonna
have two kids?
That's good for me!
Oh my god!
You're trying to get
mad about three.
-Yeah.
-Not me, said Logan.
-OK.
-Anyway.
-That is awesome.
-Wow.
-Congratulations.
-That is, I mean--
-Congratulations.
-Thank you guys, Thank
you so much.
Thank you.
-When are you due?
-March.
-Wow.
-Thank you.
-Has anybody here wondered what
their aborted children
would be like?
-Oh, my god.
-What is happening right now?
Have we all not had-- who's
had an abortion here?
And We've all--
-Who hasn't?
-Yeah.
-We've all had the abortion.
-I f***ed so many people
in my 20's, you guys.
It's like, all I did
was f*** people.
-Everybody f***ed everybody.
-Exactly.
-That's why you have 20's.
-That's why you have
your 20's.
I f***ed the sh*t
out of my 20's.
-The 20's are for f***ing.
-Thank you!
-And they're for asking your
parents for money.
-I want to hear about
everybody's abortions!
-Guys, it's not gonna be--
it's not gonna be
a super late night.
So we should wrap it up.
Who wants another drink?
-This is--
-I will, uh, I would
love a little bit.
Thank you, darling.
-I'm gonna go get
us some whiskey.
I'll see you guys in a minute.
Don't you dare look
at my cards.
-We will not.
-That would never happen.
-We will not look
at your cards.
-Everything but her cards.
-Did she just go
get us drinks?
She's the best nanny
in the world.
-So I was a freshman at USC.
-Oh, god.
-I was in my first week, and I
was in my dorm room, getting
ready for my sorority rush,
because that's what all the
cool kids were doing.
And this guy, oh my god,
was it Mike or John?
-No names.
-John.
Mike?
-Where is this going?
-Not anywhere good.
-I f***ing don't
know his name.
-He just came walking on
into my dorm room.
-Anyway, it happened, and--
didn't even knock on
my dorm room door.
-OK, I definitely don't like
where this is going.
-Yeah, but he came in, he
told me I was pretty.
And made me feel really
sorry for him.
-And then he, and then
he raped you.
-Started kissing me.
-Is that where this is going?
You guys, it's not-- this
is not a rape story!
like a rape story.
-I literally just like-- that's
what s college is.
-This is--
-Nobody asks in college!
-Could we just pretend like
it's my baby shower?
I think that's appropriate.
-It wasn't like a stranger,
you guys.
We met in the cafeteria.
-Oh, god.
-What is going on with
you tonight?
-No, we managed to get through
this f***ing amazing thing
they used to serve.
Oh, my god.
It was like this foamy, light
green, whipped jello sh*t with
like--
-Oh, I remember that.
What was that?
-What was that called?
-Fantasia.
-It's Ambrosia.
-It was Ambrosia.
-It was Ambrosia.
-You're doing it.
-I make that all the time.
-You still make it?
-Where do you get the recipe
for something like that?
-She got it from her bubba.
-She just--
-In my head.
-What's your secret?
-Um, there's really no secret.
You just put stuff in it.
It's jello, and then you just
add whatever you have.
You know, fruit.
Nuts.
-You put nuts in the jello?
You can put nuts in there.
Cherries.
Uh--
-Nuts?
-Yeah.
Oh, stop it.
Would you stop it?
-When you bite down on a
piece of jello, you're
not expecting a nut.
That's what I'm saying.
-So I got pregnant
by this kid.
-Oh, god, we're still on it.
-And then I had to go
back home to my
parents' house in Chicago.
Had to go to the local clinic.
Got an abortion!
-Did your parents know?
-Yeah.
My mom knew.
-I had to literally stay home
the rest of my freshman year,
and I missed my Freshman year.
Didn't even go back to f***ing
USC, because I
couldn't face that kid.
Well No!
So I just stayed home on
my parents' couch.
I watched soap operas for
a year of my life.
My god.
Oh, my god, you guys.
Soap operas.
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