Airplane II: The Sequel Page #3

Synopsis: Though haunted by combat memories, heroic pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) agrees to return to the cockpit to man the controls of Mayflower One, America's first commercial spacecraft. But, as soon as Mayflower One lifts off, an electrical malfunction sends the ship veering off course. A shaken Striker struggles to guide the shuttle through a treacherous asteroid belt, tame its failing computer systems and stop the disgruntled Joe Seluchi (Sonny Bono) from detonating a deadly bomb on board.
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Production: Paramount Home Video
 
IMDB:
6.1
Metacritic:
48
Rotten Tomatoes:
42%
PG
Year:
1982
85 min
774 Views


SPLIT SCREEN OF KRUGER IN HIS OFFICE

KRUGER:

(on phone)

Just patch up the damage and get that ship

ready to fly. That's an order, mister!

SARG:

You've got it, mister. But you can tell

your boys on the board for me that this

thing stinks to high heaven of kickback.

WIPE TO:

KRUGER'S OFFICE - FULL SCREEN

Kruger turns to room. LOOSEN to reveal a dozen five-year-

old boys in three-piece suits, smoking cigars. A huge

Keans-style painting of three astronauts with big eyes,

painted on black velvet, hangs in b.g.

KRUGER:

You heard it, boys. Now, what do you say?

ALL BOYS:

F*** him!

EXT. GANTRY - NIGHT

Sarg looks at the wire and shakes his head.

SARG:

(to worker)

Ted Striker was right six months ago when

he test-piloted this sucker. And what did

he get for telling the truth? A one-way

ticket to Palukaville.

Sarg spits a chunk of cigar on the ground, blowing the

worker OUT OF FRAME with a MASSIVE EXPLOSION.

EXT. WILD BLUE YONDER - DAY

A jet fighter streaks across the sky.

INT. JET - DAY

TED STRIKER is at the controls. His oxygen mask hangs loose

from his helmet. Clouds outside shoot by -- he's going at

least 700 MPH. A bird lands on the nose in front of the

window. Ted shoos it away by knocking on the glass. He

takes a slug of beer and cockily pulls on the stick.

EXT. FIGHTER - DAY

The plane does a barrel roll.

INT. FIGHTER - DAY

Ted has beer all over his face and shirt.

EXT. SMALL LATIN-AMERICAN LANDING STRIP - DAY

SUPER:
"SOUTH AMERICA, 2002 (PALUKAVILLE)"

Striker's fighter comes in for a landing.

EXT. OUTSKIRTS OF RIO MONTENEGRO - DAY

CLOSEUP of sign, "WELCOME TO RIO MONTENEGRO -- POP.

2,354,900 -- NO TORTURING 7AM-9AM MON.-FRI."

INT. HOTEL ROOM - DAY

SUPER:
"HOTEL MONTENEGRO"

COME UP on CLOSEUP of parachute. PAN past a flight jacket

thrown over a chair, clothes strewn around, a framed photo

of TED and ELAINE on the bedtable next to a bottle of

whiskey. The room is hot and dusty. Ted lies on the bed

soaked with sweat, a drink in his hand, a cigarette dangling

from his lip. He takes a drink and, forgetting to remove

the cigarette, swallows it without batting an eye. LOOSEN

to find a CRUCIFIX above the bed with a real person on it.

TED (V.O.)

(to self)

Who could have figured it would come to

this. It'll be twenty years this week

that I lost my entire squadron over Macho

Grande. Planes, too.

SUPER:
DOG FIGHT FOOTAGE

VOICE:

You're too low, Striker! You're too low!

The Crucifix in b.g. looks around trying to figure out where

the planes in the SUPER are coming from.

TED (V.O.)

After the war, I couldn't go near anything

with a pair of wings.

SUPER:
TED IN PARK TRYING TO AVOID PIGEONS THAT FOLLOW HIM.

A pigeon lands on the Cross.

TED (V.O.)

That is, until fate dropped me on the seat

of my pants at the stick of a 167 into

Chicago with no crew.

SUPER:
TED LANDING PLANE IN "AIRPLANE!"

TED (V.O.)

It's funny how fate can make heroes out of

cowards.

The Crucifix gives a look of exasperated boredom.

SUPER:
NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINE, "STRIKER SAVES l20!" OVER A

PHOTO OF TED AND ELAINE WAVING.

TED (V.O.)

Then came the job offers.

SUPER:
HOUSTON TRIBUNE HEADLINE, "FLYING HEROES ACCEPT NASA

POSTS" OVER A PHOTO OF TED AND ELAINE WAVING.

TED (V.O.)

The publicity.

SUPER:
NATIONAL ENQUIRER HEADLINE, "TED IMPOTENT? ELAINE

FRIGID?" A MINOR HEADLINE READS, "JFK ALIVE, SAYS

UROLOGIST!"

TED (V.O.)

Even the key to the City of New York.

SUPER:
MAYOR HANDING TED A KILO OF GRASS.

TED (V.O.)

Now look at me.

Ted wipes the sweat off his face and switches on the table

fan. A tornado force wind destroys the room as he fights to

switch off the fan.

EXT. TOWN SQUARE - DAY

SUPER:
"RIO MONTENEGRO - TOWN SQUARE"

A peasant boy takes a newspaper from a newsstand. The

headline reads, "MERCURY SHUTTLE FLIES TOMORROW."

BOY:

Senor Ted!

The boy hightails it through the town-square and passes:

-- A large alabaster statue of the Generalissimo snorting

cocaine.

-- Soldiers dragging nuns off screaming.

-- Nuns dragging soldiers off screaming.

He passes a line of peasants held at gunpoint by soldiers.

We HOLD on them. In b.g. are stores like HITLER'S SHOES,

TRIEU GUYS FROM SAIGON LIQUORS, KEY'S KEYS -- GENERAL KEY

stands in doorway.

SOLDIER:

(to first peasant)

Traficante de drugas o communista?

SUPER:
SUBTITLES -- "Drug dealer or communist?"

PEASANT:

(pleading)

Traficante de drugas, traficante de

drugas!

SUPER:
SUBTITLES -- "Drug dealer, drug dealer!"

The soldier lets the peasant go.

SOLDIER:

(to second peasant)

Traficante de drugas o communista?

SUPER:
SUBTITLES -- "Drug dealer or communist?"

The peasant panics and bolts from the line. The soldiers

FIRE.

SOLDIER:

Communista!

He runs up to THE HOTEL MONTENEGRO. A sign reads, "TV,

POOL, WATERBEDS, DONKEY, KLEENEX" -- All but "KLEENEX" are

crossed out. He runs inside.

INT. HOTEL LOBBY

A clean-cut AMERICAN COUPLE argue with Desk Clerk.

YOUNG MAN:

(to Desk Clerk)

We've lost all our travelers' checks!

YOUNG WOMAN:

What are we going to do?!

CLERK:

Calm down. What kind were they?

YOUNG MAN:

American Excess!

The Clerk throws up his hands and strikes the same pose as

the Karl Marden look-alike in the "AMERICAN EXCESS" poster,

b.g.

CLERK:

I'd say you're f***ed.

The boy passes them and bounds up the stairs.

INT. HOTEL ROOM

CLOSEUP of Ted pacing.

TED:

(to self)

Next thing I know, I'm the chief test

pilot for the XR-2300, NASA's first

Mercury shuttle. That is, until I report

she's got more flaws than the Titanic.

LOOSEN slowly to find the Cross empty and the man who was on

it hanging, his feet dangling next to Ted.

TED:

Now I'm testing old F-l8s for some crazy

Generalissimo who thinks there's a commie

behind every tree in the Amazon.

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