Alex Strangelove Page #8

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You okay?

Um...

I'm sorry, I have to go to the bathroom.

How long till we learn

That dancing is dangerous?

How long till we learn...

Sh*t.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t...

- Should I not have come?

- No, it's not that.

Then what is it?

It's just...

Everyone...

Everyone's watching.

Oh.

- Okay, you know what? I'm gonna go.

- No.

Where's Alex?

I don't know. I'm leaving.

What? Why?

And when you're in doubt

And when you're in danger

Take a look all around

And I'll be there

Look, Alex, I really don't...

I'm sorry but I'm just thinking

Of the right words to say

I promise

I know they don't sound the way

I planned them to be

I promise

But if you wait around the world

I'll make you fall for me

- I promise

- I promise

I promise you I will

When your day is through

And so is your temper

You know what to do

I'm gonna always be there

Sometimes if I shout

It's not what's intended

These words just come out

With no regret to bear

I'm sorry but I'm just thinking

Of the right words to say

Hey, everyone.

Uh, welcome to a very special episode

of Savage Kingdom High.

I'm Alex,

and with me, as always, of course,

is my partner in crime

and very best friend in the whole world.

Hello, interwebs.

And we are here to spin you a tale

of intrigue, drama...

and comedy.

Um, Claire, and I used to date.

Uh, today I'm gonna be sharing

my coming out experience.

I wasn't out in high school at all.

Uh, I dated a bunch of girls, very...

Uh, it all starts out

when I was about 13, 14, and...

I'm gay!

It feels so good to say that.

I think I was in denial

for most of my adolescence...

It's not that I want to be,

it's that I am.

I... I've been dating a guy.

This is Alex Truelove...

signing off.

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