Ali G Indahouse Page #7

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that sell drugs or do drive-bys.

I is got proof here that he is

trying to destroy Staines.

So what? It's a shithole.

- Arrest them.

- Oh, sh*t. We is going to jail.

Every day for the next 20 years

we'll get bummed in the showers.

- Hold it. Release him.

- (David) Under what authority?

I'm the acting Prime Minister.

You are the disgraced one.

Disgraced by you.

And this tape proves it.

- Kate.

- No, David.

When I first entered politics,

it was to create a better world,

a world of honesty,

integrity and truth.

But somewhere along the way

that vision was lost.

My dream was tarnished

and instead I discovered greed,

- avarice and corruption...

- Boring!

Arrest him.

Enjoy your life with this fool.

You two deserve each other.

Piss off.

Oh, nice!

We're not going to build Terminal 5

over Staines.

- We'll demolish Slough instead.

- Wicked.

As of now I need

a new Deputy Prime Minister.

How do you feel about being

my right-hand man?

Right-hand man!

Batty boy, batty boy!

What do you say, Ali?

I has shown you the way.

You'll have to carry on the journey

by yourself now.

As for me,

I is gonna stick with me posse

and me bi...

me lady.

(Ali) 'Ahem. Actually, there is

one thing you could do for me.'

(# Third World:
Reggae Ambassador)

Mr Ambassador.

# I'm Mr Reggae Ambassador... #

- Your crop is ready for inspection.

- Bo.

# I'm Mr Reggae Ambassador

# Baby, reggae music

in-a any condition

# Drop it in a style,

drop it in a fashion... #

(All) Good morning, Ambassador.

Ambassador,

will you try the harvest?

# Whoa-whoa-whoa, yeah

# I'm Mr Reggae Ambassador

# Whoa-whoa-whoa, yeah

# I'm Mr Reggae Ambassador

# Whoa-whoa-whoa, yeah

# I'm Mr Reggae Ambassador #

This is good sh*t.

The man from Staines, he say yeah!

(# Montell Jordan:

This Is How We Do lt)

# This is how we do it... #

Ice, please.

Ali, this is a great Jacuzzi.

That ain't a Jacuzzi.

Sorry.

# The party's here on the westside

# So I reach for my 40

and I turn it up

# Designated driver,

take the keys to my truck

# Hit the shore cos I'm faded

# Honeys in the street say,

"Monty, yo, we made it!"...#

# The summertime skirts

and the guys in Kani

# All the gang-bangers

forgot about the drive-by

# You gotta get your groove on

before you go get paid... #

Bring her in.

# Let me hear the party say... #

Dance for me, b*tch.

# South Central does it

like nobody does

# This is how we do it

# To all my neighbours,

you got much flava

# This is how we do it

# Let's flip the track,

bring the old school back

# This is how we do it... #

Me Julie,

me got something to ask you.

Will you make me

the happiest man in the world?

Yeah, I will.

Let me shag her, then.

(Mis-teeq)

# This is how we do it in a UK vibe

# This is how we do it

# Su-Elise, Alesha

and Sabrina tonight

# This is how we do it

# This is how we do it,

it's Friday night

# And I feel all right

# The party's here

on the westside... #

So, what did you think of the film?

It weren't bad, was it?

It was easily better than

Harry Potter,

which me thought was very childish.

If you is watching this, Potter,

I is better than you.

You probably ain't even

slept with a girl.

I has slept with three.

And I got one of them

to play with herself.

Whatever you thought of this film,

please tell your mates it was wicked

cos if this flops, me won't be able

to get me nan a new hip.

So the choice is yours. No pressure.

Nan, come tell them about it.

What? You is fallen over again?

You done the other one in as well?

Don't cry there, all mashed up,

a lump of bones.

Me will get you the cash

to make it better, somehow.

Don't be selfish.

Buy the merchandise and all.

lovespiral@mail.ru

(# Shaggy and Ali G: Me Julie)

# Ali G. Shut it!

# Let's start right now, ya hear me?

# A to the L to the I to the G-sy

# J to the U to the L-I easy

# S to the H to the A double-G-sy Y

# Oh, boys getting busy

# I need a cure

for this thing I'm feelin'

# Shaggy need some sexual healin'

# I wanna reach and touch the ceilin'

# When I'm lovin' my Julie

# Aight!

# Me, I've been kickin'

at the late night dealin'

# Worse now,

it's just a piece I'm stealin'

# I see your sex

and Mr Lover believin'

# When I'm lockin' my Julie

# Aight

# Julie, you know me love-a you truly

# From my head down to me goolies

# Woman, you turn me on

with your big babylons

# Me Julie, you got

the sweetest coolies

# When me touch it with me goolies

(Ali) # Hey, Shaggy, me can rap too.

# Yo, yo, yo

# You is better than J-Lo,

next to you she's just a minger

# Fit as Destiny's Child,

well, apart from the lead singer

# You is fitter than the Spice Girls

including the Ginger

# Give it a shave,

cos me wanna be in ya

# They always claimed

that our love was wrong, uh

# The people just stared

and said it was too long, but

# It ain't crap to have a 12-inch

# Dong, d-dong, dong, dong

# Julie, you know me love-a you truly

# From my head down to me goolies

# Woman, you turn me on

with your big babylons

# Me Julie, you got

the sweetest coolies

# When me touch it with me goolies

# Cos you turn me on

with your big babylons #

(# Mis-teeq:
This Is How We Do it)

# This is how we do it in a UK vibe

# This is how we do it

# It's the Mis-teeq

# This is how we do it

# This is how we do it,

it's Friday night

# And I feel all right

# The party's here on the westside

# So I reach for my 40

and I turn it up

# Designated driver,

turn the key to my truck

# Hit the shore cos I'm faded

# Guys in the street say

"Girls, yo, you made it."

# It feels so good in my hood tonight

# The summertime skirts

and the guys in Kani

# All the gang-bangers

forgot about the drive-by

# You gotta get your groove on

before you go and get paid

# So tip up your cup

and throw your hands up

# And let me hear the party say

# I'm kinda buzzed

and it's all because

# This is how we do it

# South Central does it

like nobody does

# This is how we do it

# To all my neighbours,

you got much flava

# This is how we do it

# So flip the track,

bring the old school back

# This is how we do it

# Oh, I'm dancin' because

# This is how we do it

# South Central does it

like nobody does

# This is how we do it

# L-O-N-D-O-N

# This is how we do it

# I'll never come back

on an old school track

# This is how we do it

# Check it out

# Once upon a time in '94

# Mis-teeq made no money

and life sure was slow

# And all they said

was five-eight we stood

# And people thought

the music that we made was good

# There lived a DJ, PDS was his name

# He came up to me

and this is what he said

# You and them girls are gonna make

some cash

# Sell a million records

and we'll make it in a dash

# Whoa, I'm buzzin' because

# This is how we do it

# South Central does it

like nobody does

# This is how we do it

# L-O-N-D-O-N

# This is how we do it

# I'll never come back

on an old school track

# This is how we do it

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