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Alice in Wonderland Page #5
- PASSED
- Year:
- 1933
- 76 min
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Then if all the things
have fallen out,
the box is no use
without them.
Can you guess
why I did that?
I can't imagine.
In hopes some bees may make a nest
in it. Then I should get the honey.
But you've got a beehive, or something
like one, fastened to the saddle.
It's a very good beehive, too.
One of the best kind,
but not a single bee
has come near it yet.
That other thing's
a mousetrap.
I suppose the mice
keep the bees out
or the bees keep the mice
out. I don't know which.
It isn't very likely there would
be any mice on a horse's back.
Not very likely, perhaps,
but I don't choose to have
them running all about.
You see, I'm well
provided for everything.
That's the reason the horse has
those anklets around his feet.
What are they for?
sharks. It's my own invention.
But let's go on. I'll go with
you to the edge of the wood.
I hope you've got your
hair well-fastened on.
Only the usual way.
That's hardly enough. You see,
the wind is so strong here.
It's strong as soup.
Have you invented
a plan for keeping
the hair from
being blown off?
Not yet,
but I have a plan for keeping
the hair from falling off.
I should like to
hear it very much.
First, you take
an upright stick,
then you make your hair
creep up it like a vine.
Now, the reason hair falls off
Things never fall upward, you
know. It's my own invention.
You may try it if you like.
I'm a great hand
at inventing things.
Now, I daresay you noticed
the last time you picked me up,
I was looking
rather thoughtful.
You were a little grave.
Well, just then I was inventing
a new way of getting over a gate.
Would you like to hear it?
Very much, indeed.
Well, I'll tell you how I came
to think of it. I said to myself,
"The only difficulty
is with the feet.
"The head's high
enough already."
Now, first I put my head on top of
the gate, then my head's high enough,
then I stand on my head,
then my feet are high enough.
Then I'm over.
Sir Knight!
If there were only
a gate down here,
I'd be in excellent
position to cross it.
How can you go on talking so
quietly with your head in a ditch?
What does it matter
where my body happens to be?
My mind goes on
working all the same.
In fact, I once invented a new
pudding during the meat course.
In time to have it cooked
for the next course? Hmm.
That was quick work.
Well, not the next course.
In fact, I don't believe
that pudding ever was cooked.
What did you mean
it to be made of?
Well, it began
with blotting paper.
That wouldn't be
very nice, I'm afraid.
Not very nice alone, but
imagine how good it would be
mixed with other things, such
And here I must leave you.
This is the end of the wood.
You've only
a few yards to go.
Down the hill, across that little
brook, and then you'll be a queen.
At last!
But you'll stay
and see me off first?
I shan't be long.
You'll wait?
Of course I'll wait.
Thank you very much for
coming so far out of your way.
to cry a good deal as I go.
The poor, dear Knight.
Well, here I am.
What's this?
A crown! A golden crown!
I'm a queen!
I'm a queen!
How dare you say
that you're a queen.
What right have you
to call yourself so?
You can't be a queen,
you know,
till you've passed
the proper examination,
and the sooner we begin
it, the better. Be seated.
Yes, Your Majesty.
I'm ready, Your Majesties.
Can you do addition?
Now what's one and one and one and
one and one and one, one and one?
I don't know.
I lost count.
She can't do addition.
Can you answer any useful
questions? How is bread made?
I know that.
You take some flour...
Where do you pick the flower,
in a garden or in the hedges?
It isn't picked at all,
it's ground.
But how many
acres of ground?
I wish you wouldn't leave out
so many things!
Oh, dear.
You know any languages?
What's the French
for "fiddle-de-dee"?
Fiddle-de-dee's
not English.
Whoever said it was?
Well, if you'll tell me what
language fiddle-de-dee is,
I'll tell you
the French for it.
Queens never
make bargains!
I'm so sleepy.
She's tired,
poor thing.
So, smooth her hair,
lend her your nightcap and
sing her a soothing lullaby.
I haven't any nightcap, and I
don't know any soothing lullabies.
I'll have to
do it myself.
Hush-a-bye lady
in Alice's lap
When the feast's ready
we've time for a nap
When the feast's over
we'll go to the ball
and Alice and all
Now that you know the words, sing
it through to me. I'm sleepy, too.
Now what am I to do?
Do wake up.
To the looking-glass world
It was Alice that said
"I've a scepter in hand
"I've a crown on my head"
No admittance
until week after next.
Why... Why, how dare you!
Fill up the glasses
as quick as you can
And sprinkle the table
With buttons and bran
Put cats in the coffee
and mice in the tea
with 30 times three
Put cats in the coffee
and mice in the tea
With 30 times three
Then put in the glasses,
molasses and ink
And anything else
that is pleasant to drink
Mix sand with the cider
And wool with the wine
With 90 times nine
Mix sand with the cider
And wool with the wine
With 90 times 90 times
90 times nine
You've missed the soup
and fish! Serve the roast!
You seem a little shy. Let me
introduce you to that leg of mutton.
Alice, Leg of Mutton.
Leg of Mutton, Alice.
How do you do?
May I give you a slice?
Certainly not!
It isn't etiquette to cut
somebody you've been introduced to.
Remove the roast!
Will you, won't you, will you,
won't you...
Please don't introduce
the Pudding,
or we shall get
no dinner at all.
May I give you some?
Pudding, Alice.
Alice, Pudding.
What impertinence!
How would you like it if I were to
cut a slice out of you, you creature?
Make a remark.
It's ridiculous to leave all
the conversation to the Pudding.
Well...
You'd better prepare.
health. Queen Alice's health!
Queen Alice's health!
Queen Alice!
Queen Alice!
She ought to make a speech. A speech!
So she ought!
A speech! A speech!
A speech!
A speech!
Speech!
Speech!
I rise to return thanks.
Take care! Something's going to
happen! Something's going to happen!
Here I am!
There was a looking-glass room,
and you were the Red Queen.
There was a whole
looking-glass country.
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