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Alistair McHarg Requests the Pleasure of Your Company Page #5
- Year:
- 1959
- 30 min
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So I guess I don't have to tell you
what this is for.
I've had this cock ring since my Navy days.
I got it from a $3 whore in Shanghai.
Wow, that's a really nice...
It's a nice ring.
- Cock ring, Son.
- Cock ring. Cock ring.
Yeah. I don't know what it is,
ever since I left the service
I've been having trouble
with firing my torpedoes too soon.
If you take my meaning.
I think I do, Dad.
- Premature ejaculation.
- Okay. Okay.
- Son.
- Yeah.
I want you to have it.
I want you to have my cock ring.
I don't know what to say.
Knock, knock.
I'm sorry, Smitty.
I just wanted to borrow your Dirt Devil.
Dinner was terrific, Mrs. Wells.
Oh, no, I won't have any of that.
We're family now.
I'd like you to call me Mommy.
Okay.
all about Vanessa?
Oh. No. Yeah. I mean, he did.
Mommy.
He really loved her. I suppose we all did.
I thought of that girl as one of my own.
Why did they break up?
Break up?
Oh, heavens, they didn't break up.
She died, poor little thing.
Her heart just gave out
the night he proposed.
Oh, my God!
Some folks around here blame Anderson,
the way he surprised her and all.
I know I do.
When she went,
it just about tore this family apart.
There were nights I thought about
sticking Daddy's service revolver
in my mouth and pulling the trigger,
just so I could be with her in heaven.
Mrs. Wells, I'm not trying
to take Vanessa's...
Don't you say her name.
I will cut you.
We're home, Mother.
Where are you girls hiding?
We're just having a little girl talk, Daddy.
Oh, how was your walk, sweetheart?
- Very nice.
- Hi, honey.
I don't know what you said to my mom,
but whatever it was, it worked.
She loved you.
And believe me, my mom's not always
as sweet as she looks.
- Really?
- No, really. I know it's hard to believe.
Don't you have anything
you want to tell me?
Yeah.
Yeah, there is.
You look really nice tonight.
You're a real jerk.
Are we about to have our first fight?
'Cause if we are, you think we can finish it
before we get to your friend's house?
Or it could wait.
I just don't understand.
Why didn't you tell me about Vanessa
when I asked?
- Who's Vanessa?
- She was my girlfriend.
- His fiancee.
- Okay, technically, she never said yes.
She died.
Did you kill her?
No.
That's not what your mother says.
Look, I was gonna tell you.
Okay? Okay? But...
But what?
I mean, you're still in love with her?
You're in love with a dead girl!
- You freak!
- Freak?
Freak? I'm the freak? I'm the freak?
What kind of person
accepts a marriage proposal
from a complete stranger? Freak!
Well, what kind of a person asks? Freak!
- Stop calling me freak!
- Stop being one, you freak!
Okay. Okay.
I don't care what you think about me,
just leave her out of it.
Her? Her? You can't even say her name!
It's Vanessa, you a**hole!
And she's dead! Dead, dead, dead!
Wow. That was harsh, harsh, harsh.
Wouldn't be the first time
love made a fool of me
Wouldn't even care
but now you're here to see
It comes as no surprise
What I wouldn't give
if you could have it all
Sun is going down
The bed that breaks the fall
Cradle and the bough
So you can take comfort now
You can take comfort now
Hey.
Hey.
We split up to look for you.
You know, when I was a kid,
I didn't have many friends.
You're kidding?
Nope. It's the truth. I don't know why.
Perhaps 'cause I was into
different things than the other kids.
Acrobats, strongmen, makeup,
that sort of thing.
Right. That sort of thing.
But I didn't let it bother me, you know,
because I knew what I loved.
The circus?
You know, the circus is a lot like love.
Oh? How so?
Well, if it's a good one,
it's a really good one, it's beautiful
and terrifying and magical,
all at the same time.
And you wouldn't give up on the circus
just because
once in a while a girl falls off
the high wire, snaps her neck.
Oh, dead girls.
Sensitive subject. I'm sorry.
Morning.
"Prison escape." Honey?
No, thanks.
I thought that maybe
you could open it for me.
Oh.
Stuart?
Stuart?
Hiya, Little Bear.
What the hell are you doing here?
Stuart, honey, are you okay?
- Ducky.
- Smitty, what did you do?
You think I would miss walking
my little girl down that aisle?
- Where is she?
- Ran off with her loser boyfriend.
Hey! You shut up, all right, pal?
Did she say where she was going?
No! I don't know. No. No!
Get away from me. Oh, my God.
Hey.
Hey! Hey!
This is all your fault.
You chased her away!
Lois, please, you're getting...
Emotional?
You're right. I'm getting good
and goddamned emotional.
And what the hell are you going to do
about it, you tiny, tiny man?
- Easy, Little Bear. Easy.
- You spineless little noodle.
Easy, Lois. Now, come on.
Let's go find our baby.
All right. Let me go get dressed, Big Bear.
Let me help, Little Bear.
Hey! What's that?
Nothing.
Take care, Matador.
- Hey.
- You never gave me a key.
Right.
I just need to pack up my sh*t
and you'll never see me again.
Can I get a taxi, please?
What is the address?
- 6 New Lane.
- 6 New Lane.
- Apartment... Don't go.
- Apartment... What?
I like you and I don't want you to go.
Hello?
Hold on. What did you say?
I like you and I don't want you to go.
You don't like me.
- Don't tell me who I like. Screw you!
- Screw you!
- Screw you!
- No, screw you!
God, you're impossible!
You are pig-headed. You are stubborn.
You don't even warn a guy
when he's about to step in dog sh*t.
What is that?
Ever since I met you,
I've been a total wreck.
Even more of a wreck than usual.
And screw you, I like you!
Yeah? Well, you're a liar!
And you have horrible morning breath.
And you could never have made it
It is so cutthroat and so competitive.
And ever since I met you,
I've been feeling completely crazy.
And I like you, too!
- Okay.
- Okay.
Okay.
Okay. So we like each other.
Now what?
Let's go.
- Really? Where?
- Trust me.
- Where are we going?
- After you.
- Please?
- No.
- Please?
- No.
Doesn't one of them have a car?
No, not one that will make it.
No, I'm not doing this.
I'm going to lose my job.
You hate your job.
Yeah, but that and my thumbs
are the only things
separating me from the animals.
Besides, I could get arrested.
I am not doing this,
and I'm not gonna feel bad about it.
And there's nothing you can say
to change my mind.
Hey.
Taking a test drive, Hal.
May I drive?
No.
Okay.
Love is a game
for two to play
Don't go wishing
your life away
Come on now
The race ain't run
Love is a game
Games can be fun
Love is a game
for two to win
Walking along
with a great big grin
Come on now
Take a run at the sun
We're taking the car, honey!
Do you know
where she might go to get married?
Come on now
The deal ain't done
Love is a game
Games can be fun
Pretty soon you'll find
yourself
Hoppin' skippin'and jumpin'
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