All American Bikini Car Wash Page #8

I know that some of my

projects this semester

may have been lacking...

Hey! Long live "BanoNut"!

But you know,

I'd have to say that this should

be considered a success.

So, if this doesn't work out,

maybe I'll open up my own

little bikini car wash,

and I'll bring all my

friends with me.

That's my boss!

A+?

Not quite, but it'll be good

enough for you to barely pass.

Yes! I barely passed!

So that's what we're paying

for college for?

So you can barely pass?

No, Dad. No. No. No...

I took on a challenge and

we made it work.

That was the assignment.

Grades are just

letters and numbers.

But this place...

To me, this... this is what

defines success or not.

And the fact that we have

shitloads of customers here

and more on the way, I think

that speaks for itself.

Boy. I'm gonna have to sell

this to your mother, you know.

Can I film that?

-No!

-No!

So, that's it. Your extra credit

is done. You guys can go.

But we've... we've got

more cars coming.

Yeah, Car Club folks.

And tons more later

this afternoon.

Well, we wouldn't want to lose

business now, would we?

Alright we got a big order

coming in, guys.

All hands on deck.

Kelly, too. We're gonna

need her.

Jack, I like that you rose

to the challenge.

You know what impressed me?

When you didn't fire that gal.

That would've been the

easier way out.

She's a hard worker, just

needs a little guidance.

Don't we all.

So, I wanted to ask

you something.

No, Jack. I am not gonna join

the bikini girl car wash.

Are you sure? 'Cause there's

a hot pink bikini out there

somewhere with your name on it.

No, I was just thinking that

maybe if you weren't,

you know...

Will you go out with me?

Like a date?

Exactly like a date.

I don't know if I can go out

with the subject of my film.

I thought you were just

filming that

for all your feminist friends

so they can hunt me down.

When I started, it was

about college life,

but then it changed. I decided

to make it about...

Hey! We got another Ferrari

coming in!

We could use some help, bro.

You.

The story of a dorky, but

kinda cute guy

trying to open a business,

and making it work.

"Cute?"

I guess.

Whoa!

Hey, maybe we can use Easy-Corn

in your film.

A little product placement,

ya know.

No.

No? Okay.

So that's how I

started my business.

Our business,

'cause it's not just me.

It's these awesome people around

me that made it work.

And yeah, the bikinis help.

So, what's the secret to

running a successful business?

Hard work and determination.

And boobies!

Shake that booty, shake, shake

that booty. Yeah, yeah.

Tenacity!

And Balls.

And accurate calculations...

The girls!

Another secret to a

successful business?

Easy-Corn, BanoNut,

Corn-a-Macabre.

Gag!

The threat of violence.

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!

Running a business takes

a lot of things,

but principally... honesty.

Self confidence.

Trust.

How about the guns?

probably... me!

Tori... I swear to God...

she digs me!

Wait, what was the question?

You know my answer.

it starts with a "B"...

Oooh... Dedication, probably.

What is that?

Martin wants to answer the

questions too!

Focus!

And guts!

And it rhymes with "newbies"

It's all about the Benjamins,

baby!

As stated in my class, fifty

percent of small businesses

fail on their first year.

And with these three monkeys

running it...

it'll definitely fall

in that category.

Wait, what's YOUR answer, Brit?

Hey, I'm the interviewer here!

No you don't!

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