All American Zombie Drugs Page #2

Synopsis: Vinny and Sebastion, two burnouts, going nowhere in small town suburbia and still riding the high of their high-school days, start a business doing the only thing they have ever excelled at...drugs. With the help of a jealous girlfriend and a rich goth chick, Vinny and Sebastion take on the mob, angry, geeky, frat-boys, and zombies in the search of the perfect high.
Director(s): Alex Ballar
Production: Midnight Releasing
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.5
PG-13
Year:
2010
99 min
Website
59 Views


I'M ONLY 16.

IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS?

I'M ONLY 16.

SH*T!

I'M ONLY 16.

SH*T!

YOU GOT TO GO.

SH*T!

YOU GOT TO GO.

JEANINE?

YOU GOT TO GO.

JEANINE?

[ DOOR OPENS ]

JEANINE?

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ Normal voice ] HEY.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ Normal voice ] HEY.

WAIT.

[ Normal voice ] HEY.

WAIT.

AGAIN?!

WAIT.

AGAIN?!

OH, YEAH.

AGAIN?!

OH, YEAH.

WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?

OH, YEAH.

WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?

F*** YOU!

WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?

F*** YOU!

F*** OFF.

F*** YOU!

F*** OFF.

F*** THIS!

F*** OFF.

F*** THIS!

YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.

F*** THIS!

YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.

[ MOANING ]

YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.

[ MOANING ]

OH, YEAH!

[ MOANING ]

OH, YEAH!

I WARNED HIM.

OH, YEAH!

I WARNED HIM.

WELL, HEY --

I WARNED HIM.

WELL, HEY --

GET OUT OF MY WAY.

WELL, HEY --

GET OUT OF MY WAY.

NO, JUST --

GET OUT OF MY WAY.

NO, JUST --

NOW!

NO, JUST --

NOW!

OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH

NOW!

OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH

OF KARA!

OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH

OF KARA!

KARA, COME ON, MAN!

OF KARA!

KARA, COME ON, MAN!

YOU'RE ON TOP.

YEAH, YOU'RE THE BEST, BABY.

MMM.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

MMM.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

[ GROWLS ]

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

[ GROWLS ]

SHUT IT!

[ GROWLS ]

SHUT IT!

AAH!

[ CHOKING ]

WHAT THE HELL?

"WHAT THE HELL" IS RIGHT.

WHAT THE HELL?

"WHAT THE HELL" IS RIGHT.

WHO WERE YOU F***ING?

"WHAT THE HELL" IS RIGHT.

WHO WERE YOU F***ING?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHO WERE YOU F***ING?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU HEARD ME.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU HEARD ME.

AAH.

YOU HEARD ME.

AAH.

THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA.

AAH.

THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA.

IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM!

THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA.

IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM!

HOW DO I KNOW THAT?

IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM!

HOW DO I KNOW THAT?

YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGH HOW DO I KNOW THAT?

YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGH NOW.

YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGH NOW.

[ COUGHING ]

NOW.

[ COUGHING ]

WHAT KIND OF WATER WAS THAT?

[ COUGHING ]

WHAT KIND OF WATER WAS THAT?

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT KIND OF WATER WAS THAT?

[ CHUCKLES ]

REMEMBER THAT FISH TANK YOU

[ CHUCKLES ]

REMEMBER THAT FISH TANK YOU

SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PE REMEMBER THAT FISH TANK YOU

SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PE TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES?

SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PE TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES?

THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR

TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES?

THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR

FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS?

THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR

FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS?

BEHIND MY BACK?

FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS?

BEHIND MY BACK?

WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT?

BEHIND MY BACK?

WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT?

I LOVED THAT TURTLE.

WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT?

I LOVED THAT TURTLE.

HE DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT.

I LOVED THAT TURTLE.

HE DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT.

[ Voice breaking ] AND SO DO I.

[ COUGHING ]

DO YOU KNOW, WHEN I GET SICK AND

DIE FROM THAT WATER, YOU'RE

GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE

DIE FROM THAT WATER, YOU'RE

GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE

REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO.

GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE

REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO.

GLADLY.

REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO.

GLADLY.

BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE

GLADLY.

BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE

WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN

BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE

WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN

YOUR MOUTH.

WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN

YOUR MOUTH.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY

YOUR MOUTH.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY

CUCKOO RIGHT NOW.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY

CUCKOO RIGHT NOW.

AND E-VIL!

CUCKOO RIGHT NOW.

AND E-VIL!

[ COUGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?

YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE?

SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?

YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE?

NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE?

NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT GONNA

NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT GONNA

TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH?

YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT GONNA

TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH?

I AM NOT F***ING ANYONE ELSE BU TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH?

I AM NOT F***ING ANYONE ELSE BU HER!

I AM NOT F***ING ANYONE ELSE BU HER!

I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.

HER!

I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.

IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN

I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.

IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN

I SLEEP.

IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN

I SLEEP.

YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY

I SLEEP.

YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY

NOW.

YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY

NOW.

IT'S TRUE.

NOW.

IT'S TRUE.

HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE

IT'S TRUE.

HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE

SCHOOL.

HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE

SCHOOL.

WHY DOES HE ONLY HALLUCINATE

SCHOOL.

WHY DOES HE ONLY HALLUCINATE

ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN?

WHY DOES HE ONLY HALLUCINATE

ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN?

WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOU ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN?

WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOU SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE?

WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOU SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE?

DON'T ANSWER THAT.

SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE?

DON'T ANSWER THAT.

HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO ME

DON'T ANSWER THAT.

HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO ME

ANYMORE.

HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO ME

ANYMORE.

[ SIGHS ]

ANYMORE.

[ SIGHS ]

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

[ SIGHS ]

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

SHE'S MY "SUGAR KISS."

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

SHE'S MY "SUGAR KISS."

DOES HE REALLY MEAN THAT?

AAH!

AAH!

BABY...

AAH!

BABY...

LET'S FINISH IT.

BABY...

LET'S FINISH IT.

AAH! AAH-AAH!

LET'S FINISH IT.

AAH! AAH-AAH!

WHOO-OOH!

AAH! AAH-AAH!

WHOO-OOH!

THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY!

WHOO-OOH!

THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY!

WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM?

THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY!

WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM?

I WASN'T.

WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM?

I WASN'T.

OH, I WAS SAVING THEM FOR A

I WASN'T.

OH, I WAS SAVING THEM FOR A

SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO I OH, I WAS SAVING THEM FOR A

SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO I TOGETHER.

SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO I TOGETHER.

FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?

TOGETHER.

FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?

GET MORE.

FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?

GET MORE.

CAN'T.

GET MORE.

CAN'T.

THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN

CAN'T.

THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN

SOME SPECIAL COW SH*T!

THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN

SOME SPECIAL COW SH*T!

I'M SORRY, BABY.

SOME SPECIAL COW SH*T!

I'M SORRY, BABY.

I COULDN'T HELP IT.

I'M SORRY, BABY.

I COULDN'T HELP IT.

YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS.

I COULDN'T HELP IT.

YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS.

IT'S LIKE...

YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS.

IT'S LIKE...

IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK TO ME.

IT'S LIKE...

IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK TO ME.

THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM.

IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK TO ME.

THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM.

Oh!

THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM.

Oh!

BESIDES...

Oh!

BESIDES...

[ CHUCKLES ]

BESIDES...

[ CHUCKLES ]

I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO

[ CHUCKLES ]

I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO

TO ME.

I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO

TO ME.

I KNOW THAT.

TO ME.

I KNOW THAT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I KNOW THAT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

COME ON.

[ CHUCKLES ]

COME ON.

LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND TURN

COME ON.

LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND TURN

THESE FANTASIES INTO REALITIES.

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