All American Zombie Drugs Page #2
I'M ONLY 16.
IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS?
I'M ONLY 16.
SH*T!
I'M ONLY 16.
SH*T!
YOU GOT TO GO.
SH*T!
YOU GOT TO GO.
JEANINE?
YOU GOT TO GO.
JEANINE?
[ DOOR OPENS ]
JEANINE?
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ Normal voice ] HEY.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
[ Normal voice ] HEY.
WAIT.
[ Normal voice ] HEY.
WAIT.
AGAIN?!
WAIT.
AGAIN?!
OH, YEAH.
AGAIN?!
OH, YEAH.
WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?
OH, YEAH.
WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?
F*** YOU!
WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?
F*** YOU!
F*** OFF.
F*** YOU!
F*** OFF.
F*** THIS!
F*** OFF.
F*** THIS!
YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.
F*** THIS!
YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.
[ MOANING ]
[ MOANING ]
OH, YEAH!
[ MOANING ]
OH, YEAH!
I WARNED HIM.
OH, YEAH!
I WARNED HIM.
WELL, HEY --
I WARNED HIM.
WELL, HEY --
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
WELL, HEY --
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
NO, JUST --
NO, JUST --
NOW!
NO, JUST --
NOW!
OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH
NOW!
OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH
OF KARA!
OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH
OF KARA!
KARA, COME ON, MAN!
OF KARA!
KARA, COME ON, MAN!
YOU'RE ON TOP.
YEAH, YOU'RE THE BEST, BABY.
MMM.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
MMM.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
[ GROWLS ]
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
[ GROWLS ]
SHUT IT!
[ GROWLS ]
SHUT IT!
AAH!
[ CHOKING ]
WHAT THE HELL?
"WHAT THE HELL" IS RIGHT.
WHAT THE HELL?
WHO WERE YOU F***ING?
"WHAT THE HELL" IS RIGHT.
WHO WERE YOU F***ING?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHO WERE YOU F***ING?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU HEARD ME.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU HEARD ME.
AAH.
YOU HEARD ME.
AAH.
THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA.
AAH.
THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA.
IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM!
THOSE GIRLS AREN'T REAL, KARA.
IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM!
HOW DO I KNOW THAT?
IT'S A FRICKIN' DREAM!
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGH HOW DO I KNOW THAT?
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGH NOW.
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS RIGH NOW.
[ COUGHING ]
NOW.
[ COUGHING ]
[ COUGHING ]
WHAT KIND OF WATER WAS THAT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT KIND OF WATER WAS THAT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
REMEMBER THAT FISH TANK YOU
SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PE REMEMBER THAT FISH TANK YOU
SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PE TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES?
SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT FOR MY PE TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES?
THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR
TURTLE, MR. SHUFFLES?
THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR
FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS?
THE ONE YOU USED TO START YOUR
FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS?
BEHIND MY BACK?
FAILED HYDROPONIC WEED BUSINESS?
BEHIND MY BACK?
BEHIND MY BACK?
WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT?
I LOVED THAT TURTLE.
WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT?
I LOVED THAT TURTLE.
I LOVED THAT TURTLE.
HE DESERVED BETTER THAN THAT.
[ Voice breaking ] AND SO DO I.
[ COUGHING ]
DO YOU KNOW, WHEN I GET SICK AND
DIE FROM THAT WATER, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE
DIE FROM THAT WATER, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO.
GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO.
GLADLY.
REST OF YOUR LIFE, TOO.
GLADLY.
BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE
GLADLY.
BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE
WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN
BESIDES, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE
WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN
YOUR MOUTH.
WORST THING YOU'VE EVER HAD IN
YOUR MOUTH.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY
YOUR MOUTH.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY
CUCKOO RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY
CUCKOO RIGHT NOW.
AND E-VIL!
CUCKOO RIGHT NOW.
AND E-VIL!
[ COUGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?
YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE?
SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?
YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE?
YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE?
NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT GONNA
TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH?
YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT GONNA
TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH?
I AM NOT F***ING ANYONE ELSE BU TAKE TO GET THROUGH TO HER, HUH?
I AM NOT F***ING ANYONE ELSE BU HER!
I AM NOT F***ING ANYONE ELSE BU HER!
I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.
HER!
I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.
IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN
I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.
IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN
I SLEEP.
IT CAUSES ME TO HALLUCINATE WHEN
I SLEEP.
YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY
I SLEEP.
YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY
NOW.
YOU'D THINK SHE'D LOOK IT UP BY
NOW.
IT'S TRUE.
NOW.
IT'S TRUE.
HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE
IT'S TRUE.
HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE
SCHOOL.
HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE GRADE
SCHOOL.
WHY DOES HE ONLY HALLUCINATE
SCHOOL.
ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN?
WHY DOES HE ONLY HALLUCINATE
ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN?
WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOU ABOUT OTHER WOMEN, THEN?
WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOU SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE?
WHY CAN'T HE HALLUCINATE ABOU SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE?
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE?
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO ME
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
ANYMORE.
HE'S NOT ATTRACTED TO ME
ANYMORE.
[ SIGHS ]
ANYMORE.
[ SIGHS ]
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
[ SIGHS ]
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
SHE'S MY "SUGAR KISS."
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
SHE'S MY "SUGAR KISS."
AAH!
AAH!
BABY...
AAH!
BABY...
LET'S FINISH IT.
BABY...
LET'S FINISH IT.
AAH! AAH-AAH!
LET'S FINISH IT.
AAH! AAH-AAH!
WHOO-OOH!
AAH! AAH-AAH!
WHOO-OOH!
THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY!
WHOO-OOH!
THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY!
WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM?
THIS IS SUCH A DRUG FOUL, BABY!
WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM?
I WASN'T.
WHY WERE YOU HOGGING THEM?
I WASN'T.
OH, I WAS SAVING THEM FOR A
I WASN'T.
SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO I OH, I WAS SAVING THEM FOR A
SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO I TOGETHER.
SPECIAL TIME FOR US TO DO I TOGETHER.
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?
TOGETHER.
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?
GET MORE.
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY?
GET MORE.
CAN'T.
GET MORE.
CAN'T.
THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN
CAN'T.
THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN
THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN
SOME SPECIAL COW SH*T!
I'M SORRY, BABY.
SOME SPECIAL COW SH*T!
I'M SORRY, BABY.
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
I'M SORRY, BABY.
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS.
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS.
IT'S LIKE...
YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH 'SHROOMS.
IT'S LIKE...
IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK TO ME.
IT'S LIKE...
IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK TO ME.
THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM.
THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM.
Oh!
THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO EAT THEM.
Oh!
BESIDES...
Oh!
BESIDES...
[ CHUCKLES ]
BESIDES...
[ CHUCKLES ]
I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO
[ CHUCKLES ]
I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO
TO ME.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO
TO ME.
I KNOW THAT.
TO ME.
I KNOW THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I KNOW THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
COME ON.
[ CHUCKLES ]
COME ON.
LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND TURN
COME ON.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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