All American Zombie Drugs Page #3
LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND TURN
THESE FANTASIES INTO REALITIES.
FINE.
[ COUGHING ]
OH, YEAH!
OH, I'M SO CLOSE!
ARE YOU?
OH, I'M SO CLOSE!
ARE YOU?
YEAH!
ARE YOU?
YEAH!
BABY!
YEAH!
BABY!
[ SNORES ]
BABY!
[ SNORES ]
BABY?
[ SNORES ]
BABY?
HMM...
BABY?
HMM...
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE.
HMM...
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE.
YOU ALWAYS WERE THE BEST.
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE.
[ SNORES ]
[ SNORES ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
YEAH, EVENTUALLY.
SHE ALWAYS GETS LIKE THIS ON
YEAH, EVENTUALLY.
SHE ALWAYS GETS LIKE THIS ON
'SHROOMS.
'SHROOMS.
THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER.
'SHROOMS.
THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER.
OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY
THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER.
OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING.
OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING.
GET GOING.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
MM-HMM.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
MM-HMM.
YEAH, GO, GO.
MM-HMM.
YEAH, GO, GO.
GO, GO, GO, GO. GO!
YEAH, GO, GO.
GO, GO, GO, GO. GO!
GO!
GO, GO, GO, GO. GO!
GO!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
...DEAL WITH ALL THIS
GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING
...DEAL WITH ALL THIS
GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING
CRAP.
GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING
CRAP.
WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A
CRAP.
WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A
FREAK?
WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A
FREAK?
MY HEAD HURTS.
FREAK?
MY HEAD HURTS.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS MUNCH ON
MY HEAD HURTS.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS MUNCH ON
SOME FOOD.
ALL I WANT TO DO IS MUNCH ON
SOME FOOD.
[ PANTING ]
OH...
VINNY, SEBASTIAN.
HOLY COW.
VINNY, SEBASTIAN.
HOLY COW.
NO WAY.
HOLY COW.
NO WAY.
GUYS, IT'S ME.
NO WAY.
GUYS, IT'S ME.
BARRY.
GUYS, IT'S ME.
BARRY.
BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE
BARRY.
BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE
SCHOOL.
BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE
SCHOOL.
SCHOOL.
REMEMBER THAT?
[ IMITATES APE ]
REMEMBER THAT?
NO SH*T!
REMEMBER THAT?
NO SH*T!
I USED TO LOVE THAT SH*T, MAN.
NO SH*T!
I USED TO LOVE THAT SH*T, MAN.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
I USED TO LOVE THAT SH*T, MAN.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY
THAT WAS FUNNY.
YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY
'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY
'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA HAIRY.
'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA HAIRY.
HAIRY.
I DIDN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN
APE, EITHER.
APE, EITHER.
APE, EITHER.
THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.
YOU KNOW, I HAD TO LIVE WITH
THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.
THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR
THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.
THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR
NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR
NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU WHATEVER.
NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU WHATEVER.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
WHATEVER.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
IT'S ALL GOOD.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
NO.
YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
NO.
NO.
YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG
YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG
OUT WITH YOU UNLESS I DID IT,
YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T HANG
OUT WITH YOU UNLESS I DID IT,
AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.
AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED.
YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS
BOY, HAVE YOU CHANGED.
YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS
HAVEN'T.
YEAH, I HAVE, AND YOU GUYS
HAVEN'T.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
HAVEN'T.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
I MEAN, EVERY SPECIES HAS A
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
PARASITE, RIGHT?
PARASITE, RIGHT?
GOOD ONE.
PARASITE, RIGHT?
GOOD ONE.
WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND
GOOD ONE.
WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND
EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND...
WELL, WE GOT TO GET GOING AND
EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND...
SURE.
EAT OUR BREAKFAST AND...
SURE.
...GET TO WORK.
SURE.
...GET TO WORK.
WORK? YEAH?
...GET TO WORK.
WORK? YEAH?
WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?
WORK? YEAH?
WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO?
WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL
WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL
FIELD.
WE'RE IN THE AGRICULTURAL
FIELD.
AGRICULTURE?!
FIELD.
AGRICULTURE?!
WOW!
AGRICULTURE?!
WOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
WOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.
[ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME
KINGPINS BY NOW.
GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME
KINGPINS BY NOW.
COME ON.
KINGPINS BY NOW.
COME ON.
YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG
COME ON.
YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG
ADDICTS ANYMORE?
YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG
ADDICTS ANYMORE?
BE HONEST.
ADDICTS ANYMORE?
BE HONEST.
WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS.
BE HONEST.
WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS.
WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS.
IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN.
ANYWAYS, WE GOT TO GO.
IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
TAKE CARE.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
TAKE CARE.
I LIKE THE SWEATER.
TAKE CARE.
I LIKE THE SWEATER.
TIGHT PANTS.
I LIKE THE SWEATER.
TIGHT PANTS.
KEEP ROCKING THAT.
TIGHT PANTS.
KEEP ROCKING THAT.
YEAH.
KEEP ROCKING THAT.
YEAH.
OH, ME?
YEAH.
OH, ME?
OH, NO, NO, I'M JUST IN TOWN
OH, ME?
OH, NO, NO, I'M JUST IN TOWN
VISITING.
OH, NO, NO, I'M JUST IN TOWN
VISITING.
YEAH, I LIVE OUT IN
VISITING.
YEAH, I LIVE OUT IN
NEW YORK CITY.
YEAH, I LIVE OUT IN
NEW YORK CITY.
I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER
NEW YORK CITY.
I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER
COMPANY!
I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER
COMPANY!
I LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE.
COMPANY!
I LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE.
HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS.
I LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE.
HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS.
HONOR ROLL, ALL OF THEM.
HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS.
HONOR ROLL, ALL OF THEM.
PERFECT LIFE!
HONOR ROLL, ALL OF THEM.
PERFECT LIFE!
F***IN' LOSERS.
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
HI. IS DR. ROGERS IN?
YES.
HI. IS DR. ROGERS IN?
YES.
YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
YES.
YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
[ Voice breaking ] OKAY, I'LL
YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
[ Voice breaking ] OKAY, I'LL
HOLD.
BARRY IS CRAZY, HUH?
US.
I MEAN, HE SHOULD BE THANKING
US.
WHY?
US.
WHY?
LOOK.
WHY?
LOOK.
IF WE DIDN'T ABUSE HIM SO MUCH,
LOOK.
IF WE DIDN'T ABUSE HIM SO MUCH,
HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ANY
IF WE DIDN'T ABUSE HIM SO MUCH,
HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ANY
AMBITION TO BECOME ANYTHING.
HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ANY
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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