All American Zombie Drugs Page #3
LET'S GO TO MY BEDROOM AND TURN
THESE FANTASIES INTO REALITIES.
FINE.
[ COUGHING ]
OH, YEAH!
OH, I'M SO CLOSE!
ARE YOU?
OH, I'M SO CLOSE!
ARE YOU?
YEAH!
ARE YOU?
YEAH!
BABY!
YEAH!
BABY!
[ SNORES ]
BABY!
[ SNORES ]
BABY?
[ SNORES ]
BABY?
HMM...
BABY?
HMM...
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE.
HMM...
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE.
I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK, JEANINE.
[ SNORES ]
[ SNORES ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
YEAH, EVENTUALLY.
YEAH, EVENTUALLY.
'SHROOMS.
'SHROOMS.
THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER.
'SHROOMS.
THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER.
OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY
THAT'S WHY I HIDE THEM FROM HER.
OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING.
OKAY, YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING.
GET GOING.
MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
YEAH, GO, GO.
MM-HMM.
YEAH, GO, GO.
GO, GO, GO, GO. GO!
YEAH, GO, GO.
GO, GO, GO, GO. GO!
GO!
GO, GO, GO, GO. GO!
GO!
GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING
GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING
CRAP.
GETTING-UP-EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING
CRAP.
WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A
CRAP.
WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A
FREAK?
WHY DOES KARA GOT TO BE SUCH A
FREAK?
MY HEAD HURTS.
FREAK?
MY HEAD HURTS.
MY HEAD HURTS.
SOME FOOD.
SOME FOOD.
[ PANTING ]
OH...
VINNY, SEBASTIAN.
HOLY COW.
VINNY, SEBASTIAN.
HOLY COW.
NO WAY.
HOLY COW.
NO WAY.
GUYS, IT'S ME.
NO WAY.
GUYS, IT'S ME.
BARRY.
GUYS, IT'S ME.
BARRY.
BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE
BARRY.
BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE
SCHOOL.
BARRY "THE HAIRY APE" FROM GRADE
SCHOOL.
SCHOOL.
REMEMBER THAT?
REMEMBER THAT?
NO SH*T!
REMEMBER THAT?
NO SH*T!
I USED TO LOVE THAT SH*T, MAN.
NO SH*T!
I USED TO LOVE THAT SH*T, MAN.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
I USED TO LOVE THAT SH*T, MAN.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA YEAH, NOT FOR ME, ESPECIALLY
'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA HAIRY.
'CAUSE I WASN'T REALLY THA HAIRY.
HAIRY.
APE, EITHER.
APE, EITHER.
APE, EITHER.
THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.
THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.
THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR
THAT ALL THROUGHOUT HIGH SCHOOL.
THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR
NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU THREE THERAPISTS, TWO NEAR
NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU WHATEVER.
NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS, BU WHATEVER.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
WHATEVER.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
NO.
YOU WERE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
NO.
NO.
AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.
AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
AND YOU GUYS WERE THE COOL GUYS.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
HAVEN'T.
HAVEN'T.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
HAVEN'T.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
PARASITE, RIGHT?
PARASITE, RIGHT?
GOOD ONE.
PARASITE, RIGHT?
GOOD ONE.
GOOD ONE.
SURE.
SURE.
...GET TO WORK.
SURE.
...GET TO WORK.
WORK? YEAH?
...GET TO WORK.
WORK? YEAH?
WORK? YEAH?
FIELD.
FIELD.
AGRICULTURE?!
FIELD.
AGRICULTURE?!
WOW!
AGRICULTURE?!
WOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
WOW!
[ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.
[ LAUGHS ]
I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
I GUESS LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU
GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME
KINGPINS BY NOW.
GUYS WOULD BE, LIKE, BIG-TIME
KINGPINS BY NOW.
COME ON.
KINGPINS BY NOW.
COME ON.
YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG
COME ON.
YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG
ADDICTS ANYMORE?
YOU GUYS AREN'T SMALL-TIME DRUG
ADDICTS ANYMORE?
BE HONEST.
ADDICTS ANYMORE?
BE HONEST.
WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS.
BE HONEST.
WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS.
WE'RE LANDSCAPE DESIGNERS.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
TAKE CARE.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
TAKE CARE.
TAKE CARE.
TIGHT PANTS.
TIGHT PANTS.
KEEP ROCKING THAT.
TIGHT PANTS.
KEEP ROCKING THAT.
YEAH.
KEEP ROCKING THAT.
YEAH.
OH, ME?
YEAH.
OH, ME?
OH, ME?
VISITING.
VISITING.
VISITING.
NEW YORK CITY.
NEW YORK CITY.
I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER
NEW YORK CITY.
I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER
COMPANY!
I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER
COMPANY!
COMPANY!
HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS.
HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS.
HOT WIFE, THREE KIDS.
PERFECT LIFE!
PERFECT LIFE!
F***IN' LOSERS.
YES.
YES.
YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
YES.
YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
YES, IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
HOLD.
BARRY IS CRAZY, HUH?
US.
US.
WHY?
US.
WHY?
LOOK.
WHY?
LOOK.
IF WE DIDN'T ABUSE HIM SO MUCH,
LOOK.
IF WE DIDN'T ABUSE HIM SO MUCH,
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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