All American Zombie Drugs Page #4

AMBITION TO BECOME ANYTHING.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN.

AMBITION TO BECOME ANYTHING.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN.

LOOK AT ANY SUCCESSFUL

THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MAN.

LOOK AT ANY SUCCESSFUL

PERSON.

LOOK AT ANY SUCCESSFUL

PERSON.

THEY ALL HAVE ABUSIVE PASTS.

PERSON.

THEY ALL HAVE ABUSIVE PASTS.

THE MORE ABUSED YOU WERE, THE

THEY ALL HAVE ABUSIVE PASTS.

THE MORE ABUSED YOU WERE, THE

MORE SUCCESSFUL.

THE MORE ABUSED YOU WERE, THE

MORE SUCCESSFUL.

OUR CHILDHOODS WEREN'T THA MORE SUCCESSFUL.

OUR CHILDHOODS WEREN'T THA GREAT.

OUR CHILDHOODS WEREN'T THA GREAT.

EXACTLY!

GREAT.

EXACTLY!

SUCCESS IS RIGHT AROUND THE

EXACTLY!

SUCCESS IS RIGHT AROUND THE

CORNER.

SUCCESS IS RIGHT AROUND THE

CORNER.

TRUST ME.

CORNER.

TRUST ME.

YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF TRUST,

TRUST ME.

YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF TRUST,

THAT WEED LAST NIGHT WAS

YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF TRUST,

THAT WEED LAST NIGHT WAS

HORRIBLE.

THAT WEED LAST NIGHT WAS

HORRIBLE.

THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS LACED WITH

HORRIBLE.

THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS LACED WITH

COKE OR METH.

THERE'S NO WAY IT WAS LACED WITH

COKE OR METH.

MMM.

COKE OR METH.

MMM.

HAD TO BE RAT POISON, YOU KNOW,

MMM.

HAD TO BE RAT POISON, YOU KNOW,

OR DRANO, WHICH, SURPRISINGLY, I

HAD TO BE RAT POISON, YOU KNOW,

OR DRANO, WHICH, SURPRISINGLY, I

ACTUALLY LIKE SOMETIMES.

OR DRANO, WHICH, SURPRISINGLY, I

ACTUALLY LIKE SOMETIMES.

ME TOO.

ACTUALLY LIKE SOMETIMES.

ME TOO.

I MEAN, IS IT JUST ME, OR IS I ME TOO.

I MEAN, IS IT JUST ME, OR IS I GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO

I MEAN, IS IT JUST ME, OR IS I GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO

FIND QUALITY THESE DAYS?

GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO

FIND QUALITY THESE DAYS?

IT'S EITHER AN INSTANT HEADACHE

FIND QUALITY THESE DAYS?

IT'S EITHER AN INSTANT HEADACHE

OR DEATH.

IT'S EITHER AN INSTANT HEADACHE

OR DEATH.

IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH DOING THEM

OR DEATH.

IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH DOING THEM

ANYMORE.

IT'S NOT EVEN WORTH DOING THEM

ANYMORE.

YOU KNOW, BARRY WAS RIGHT,

ANYMORE.

YOU KNOW, BARRY WAS RIGHT,

THOUGH.

YOU KNOW, BARRY WAS RIGHT,

THOUGH.

EVERYONE DOES HAVE A PURPOSE.

THOUGH.

EVERYONE DOES HAVE A PURPOSE.

WE'RE PIONEERS.

EVERYONE DOES HAVE A PURPOSE.

WE'RE PIONEERS.

OF WHAT?

WE'RE PIONEERS.

OF WHAT?

DRUGS!

OF WHAT?

DRUGS!

WE'RE GONNA START OUR OWN DRUG

DRUGS!

WE'RE GONNA START OUR OWN DRUG

BUSINESS.

WE'RE GONNA START OUR OWN DRUG

BUSINESS.

AND SELL WHAT?

BUSINESS.

AND SELL WHAT?

WE JUST AGREED EVERYTHING WAS

AND SELL WHAT?

WE JUST AGREED EVERYTHING WAS

CRAP.

WE JUST AGREED EVERYTHING WAS

CRAP.

I KNOW OF A SOURCE.

CRAP.

I KNOW OF A SOURCE.

KEEPS YOU HIGH FOR DAYS, TOO.

I KNOW OF A SOURCE.

KEEPS YOU HIGH FOR DAYS, TOO.

WE'LL HAVE TO GET TOGETHER SOME

KEEPS YOU HIGH FOR DAYS, TOO.

WE'LL HAVE TO GET TOGETHER SOME

REAL MONEY FIRST, BUT WE CAN DO

WE'LL HAVE TO GET TOGETHER SOME

REAL MONEY FIRST, BUT WE CAN DO

IT.

REAL MONEY FIRST, BUT WE CAN DO

IT.

WELL, SPEAKING OF MONEY...

IT.

WELL, SPEAKING OF MONEY...

WE'RE LATE FOR WORK.

WELL, SPEAKING OF MONEY...

WE'RE LATE FOR WORK.

HEY, LET ME DRIVE.

WE'RE LATE FOR WORK.

HEY, LET ME DRIVE.

I KNOW A SHORTCUT.

SEBASTIAN, WE HAVE NO TIME.

BIG AL IS GONNA FIRE US, MAN.

I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

BIG AL IS GONNA FIRE US, MAN.

I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

BESIDES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.

I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

BESIDES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.

HE OWES ME.

BESIDES, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.

HE OWES ME.

NO VIDEO GAMES, MAN!

Spider!

COME ON, MAN.

I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SH*T.

COME ON, MAN.

I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SH*T.

SPIDER!

I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SH*T.

SPIDER!

I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME.

SPIDER!

I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME.

THE POT YOU SOLD ME SUCKED!

I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME.

THE POT YOU SOLD ME SUCKED!

[ SHUTS TV OFF ]

WHAT'S THE RULES?

WHAT RULES?

THERE'S RULES TO THIS SH*T.

WHAT RULES?

THERE'S RULES TO THIS SH*T.

UNLIKE YOU LOSERS, I'M ONLY

THERE'S RULES TO THIS SH*T.

UNLIKE YOU LOSERS, I'M ONLY

DOING THIS UNTIL I GET THROUGH

UNLIKE YOU LOSERS, I'M ONLY

DOING THIS UNTIL I GET THROUGH

COLLEGE.

DOING THIS UNTIL I GET THROUGH

COLLEGE.

THEN, I'M DONE.

COLLEGE.

THEN, I'M DONE.

YEAH, YOU AND THE STRIPPERS.

THEN, I'M DONE.

YEAH, YOU AND THE STRIPPERS.

HEY, I DON'T NEED TO BE DOING

YEAH, YOU AND THE STRIPPERS.

HEY, I DON'T NEED TO BE DOING

TIME FOR THIS SH*T.

HEY, I DON'T NEED TO BE DOING

TIME FOR THIS SH*T.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF

TIME FOR THIS SH*T.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF

BIGGIE PAPA K's 10 WHACK

HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF

BIGGIE PAPA K's 10 WHACK

COMMANDMENTS?

BIGGIE PAPA K's 10 WHACK

COMMANDMENTS?

YEAH, OF COURSE.

COMMANDMENTS?

YEAH, OF COURSE.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?

YEAH, OF COURSE.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?

THEN, YOU SHOULD KNOW.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?

THEN, YOU SHOULD KNOW.

[ BEATBOXING ]

THEN, YOU SHOULD KNOW.

[ BEATBOXING ]

NEVER SEND --

[ BEATBOXING ]

NEVER SEND --

YEAH, OKAY, SHUT UP.

NEVER SEND --

YEAH, OKAY, SHUT UP.

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CRACK,

YEAH, OKAY, SHUT UP.

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CRACK,

WIGGER!

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CRACK,

WIGGER!

IT'S AN OVERALL RULE.

WIGGER!

IT'S AN OVERALL RULE.

TRANSLATION?

IT'S AN OVERALL RULE.

TRANSLATION?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME, AND

TRANSLATION?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME, AND

I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME, AND

I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE.

WELL, WHATEVER.

I'LL MEET YOU SOMEWHERE.

WELL, WHATEVER.

LOOK, MAN.

WELL, WHATEVER.

LOOK, MAN.

GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE 'SHROOMS?

LOOK, MAN.

GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE 'SHROOMS?

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?

GOT ANY MORE OF THOSE 'SHROOMS?

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?

WELL, KARA ATE THEM ALL.

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?

WELL, KARA ATE THEM ALL.

TOLD YOU, I CAN ONLY GE WELL, KARA ATE THEM ALL.

TOLD YOU, I CAN ONLY GE THOSE A FEW TIMES A YEAR, WHEN I

TOLD YOU, I CAN ONLY GE THOSE A FEW TIMES A YEAR, WHEN I

GO TO MY UNCLE'S AND FEED THE

THOSE A FEW TIMES A YEAR, WHEN I

GO TO MY UNCLE'S AND FEED THE

COWS.

GO TO MY UNCLE'S AND FEED THE

COWS.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS FEED THOSE

COWS.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS FEED THOSE

THINGS, ANYWAY?

WHAT DO YOU GUYS FEED THOSE

THINGS, ANYWAY?

FAMILY SECRET.

THINGS, ANYWAY?

FAMILY SECRET.

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

FAMILY SECRET.

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

[ SIGHS ]

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

[ SIGHS ]

COME IN.

[ GROANS ]

SO, WHAT GAME YOU PLAYING?

THE NEW FOOTBALL -- IT'S

REALLY AWESOME.

THE NEW FOOTBALL -- IT'S

REALLY AWESOME.

YOU WANT TO TRY?

REALLY AWESOME.

YOU WANT TO TRY?

NO, I SHOULDN'T.

YOU WANT TO TRY?

NO, I SHOULDN'T.

COME ON.

NO, I SHOULDN'T.

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, ONE QUARTER!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH!

ARE YOU REAL?

OH!

ARE YOU REAL?

OR IS THIS STILL THE BAD WEED?

ARE YOU REAL?

OR IS THIS STILL THE BAD WEED?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

OR IS THIS STILL THE BAD WEED?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I'M NOT SURE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I'M NOT SURE.

BUT MY GUESS?

I'M NOT SURE.

BUT MY GUESS?

IT'S THE WEED AND ALL THE OTHER

BUT MY GUESS?

IT'S THE WEED AND ALL THE OTHER

CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DOING.

IT'S THE WEED AND ALL THE OTHER

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