All American Zombie Drugs Page #5
CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR?
CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR?
I DOUBT IT, BUT WHY DON'T YOU
CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR?
GIVE IT A WHIRL?
BWAAH!
IT'S NOT WORKING!
NO.
IT'S NOT WORKING!
NO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
NO.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.
BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU SHOULD TALK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU SHOULD TALK.
YOU SHOULD TALK.
YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE A
CHOICE ANYMORE.
YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE A
CHOICE ANYMORE.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
CHOICE ANYMORE.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY
ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THA IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY
ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THA SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO
ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THA SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO
START OUR OWN BUSINESS.
SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO
START OUR OWN BUSINESS.
MM-HMM.
START OUR OWN BUSINESS.
MM-HMM.
F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOS MM-HMM.
F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOS DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO
F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOS DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO
DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO
WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?
FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY.
WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?
VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN' WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?
VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN' A REAL BUSINESS.
VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN' A REAL BUSINESS.
DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA,
A REAL BUSINESS.
DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA,
ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND
DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA,
ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND
LEGAL?
ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND
LEGAL?
YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND I LEGAL?
YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND I FAILED.
YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND I FAILED.
WHAT WAS IT?
FAILED.
WHAT WAS IT?
YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?
WHAT WAS IT?
YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?
MY MEMORY'S BAD.
YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?
MY MEMORY'S BAD.
MY MEMORY'S BAD.
WAS HERE.
IT WAS HARDLY PRESENT WHILE I
WAS HERE.
WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
WAS HERE.
WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE,
WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE,
A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THA IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE,
A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THA LOVERS COULD USE FOR ROMANTIC
A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THA LOVERS COULD USE FOR ROMANTIC
INTERLUDES.
INTERLUDES.
BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL
INTERLUDES.
BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL
ROOM.
BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL
ROOM.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
ROOM.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS
CONVERSATION?
WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS
CONVERSATION?
ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO
CONVERSATION?
ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO
MYSELF, RIGHT?
ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO
MYSELF, RIGHT?
VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU.
MYSELF, RIGHT?
VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU.
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU.
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WERE
MEANT TO LIVE.
THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WERE
MEANT TO LIVE.
YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND
MEANT TO LIVE.
YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND
YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND
LIKE ONE OF THOSE BAD DRUG
COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A
COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A
HYPOCRITE.
COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A
HYPOCRITE.
I LEARNED ALL OF THIS FROM
HYPOCRITE.
WATCHING YOU!
I LEARNED ALL OF THIS FROM
WATCHING YOU!
IT FIGURES.
WATCHING YOU!
IT FIGURES.
DON'T GRAB!
IT FIGURES.
DON'T GRAB!
THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING.
DON'T GRAB!
THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING.
HOW MANY YOU GOT?
THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING.
HOW MANY YOU GOT?
MOST OF THE SERIES, THE
HOW MANY YOU GOT?
MOST OF THE SERIES, THE
IMPORTANT ISSUES.
MOST OF THE SERIES, THE
IMPORTANT ISSUES.
THERE'S 25 HERE.
IMPORTANT ISSUES.
THERE'S 25 HERE.
GOOD.
THERE'S 25 HERE.
GOOD.
I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING.
GOOD.
I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING.
ALL RIGHT, $150.
I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING.
ALL RIGHT, $150.
THEY'RE $5 EACH.
ALL RIGHT, $150.
THEY'RE $5 EACH.
PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR
THEY'RE $5 EACH.
PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR
THE WEED.
PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR
THE WEED.
WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY.
THE WEED.
WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY.
WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY.
HEY, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY
FOR IT.
FOR IT.
[ GRUMBLES ]
FOR IT.
[ GRUMBLES ]
ALWAYS SCAMMING THE GOOD GUYS.
AH, I OWE YOU.
AH, I OWE YOU.
DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND
DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND
HERE?
DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND
HERE?
I GET PAID TODAY.
HERE?
I GET PAID TODAY.
I'LL BE BACK.
I GET PAID TODAY.
I'LL BE BACK.
YOU BETTER BE.
I'LL BE BACK.
YOU BETTER BE.
THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS.
YOU BETTER BE.
THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS.
I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS
THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS.
I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS
OPERATION.
I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS
OPERATION.
[ LAUGHS ]
OPERATION.
[ LAUGHS ]
SURE!
[ LAUGHS ]
SURE!
YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
SURE!
USE THE FRONT DOOR.
YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD
USE THE FRONT DOOR.
WHY?
USE THE FRONT DOOR.
WHY?
THIS IS WAY MORE FUN.
WHY?
THIS IS WAY MORE FUN.
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO.
THAT'S COOL.
WHAT'S UP?
THAT'S COOL.
WHAT'S UP?
NOTHING.
WHAT'S UP?
NOTHING.
NOTHING.
...TWIST THE KNIFE
ANOTHER WITNESS:
TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE
ANOTHER WITNESS:
TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE
AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGH TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE
AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGH WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE?
AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGH WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE?
OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS
WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE?
OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS
FROM EVERYONE:
OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS
FROM EVERYONE:
HE LOOKS PISSED.
FROM EVERYONE:
HE LOOKS PISSED.
MM-HMM.
HE LOOKS PISSED.
MM-HMM.
HE'S PISSED.
MM-HMM.
HE'S PISSED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HE'S PISSED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
SOMETHING TO LIVEN THE MOOD.
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A
DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A
PRESIDENT?
DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A
PRESIDENT?
LIKE IT MATTERS.
PRESIDENT?
LIKE IT MATTERS.
SH*T, TO ME IT DOES.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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