All American Zombie Drugs Page #5

CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DOING.

CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR?

CRAP YOU'VE BEEN DOING.

CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR?

I DOUBT IT, BUT WHY DON'T YOU

CAN I MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR?

I DOUBT IT, BUT WHY DON'T YOU

GIVE IT A WHIRL?

BWAAH!

IT'S NOT WORKING!

NO.

IT'S NOT WORKING!

NO.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

NO.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE

BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE

BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.

YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.

YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU SHOULD TALK.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU SHOULD TALK.

YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE A

YOU SHOULD TALK.

YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE A

CHOICE ANYMORE.

YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE A

CHOICE ANYMORE.

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

CHOICE ANYMORE.

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY

ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THA IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ANY

ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THA SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO

ATTENTION, YOU WOULD KNOW THA SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO

START OUR OWN BUSINESS.

SEBASTIAN AND I ARE ABOUT TO

START OUR OWN BUSINESS.

MM-HMM.

START OUR OWN BUSINESS.

MM-HMM.

F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOS MM-HMM.

F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOS DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO

F.Y.I., JUST 'CAUSE I'M A GHOS DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO

FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY.

DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE THE TIME TO

FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY.

WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?

FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY.

WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?

VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN' WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?

VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN' A REAL BUSINESS.

VINNY, A DRUG BUSINESS ISN' A REAL BUSINESS.

DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA,

A REAL BUSINESS.

DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA,

ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND

DIDN'T YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA,

ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND

LEGAL?

ONE THAT WAS MORE COMMERCIAL AND

LEGAL?

YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND I LEGAL?

YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND I FAILED.

YEAH, I TRIED IT, AND I FAILED.

WHAT WAS IT?

FAILED.

WHAT WAS IT?

YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?

WHAT WAS IT?

YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?

MY MEMORY'S BAD.

YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?

MY MEMORY'S BAD.

IT WAS HARDLY PRESENT WHILE I

MY MEMORY'S BAD.

IT WAS HARDLY PRESENT WHILE I

WAS HERE.

IT WAS HARDLY PRESENT WHILE I

WAS HERE.

WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

WAS HERE.

WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE,

WELL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE,

A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THA IT WAS CALLED THE LOVE MACHINE,

A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THA LOVERS COULD USE FOR ROMANTIC

A FULLY CUSTOMIZED VAN THA LOVERS COULD USE FOR ROMANTIC

INTERLUDES.

LOVERS COULD USE FOR ROMANTIC

INTERLUDES.

BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL

INTERLUDES.

BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL

ROOM.

BASICALLY, A TRAVELING MOTEL

ROOM.

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

ROOM.

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS

WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?

WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS

CONVERSATION?

WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS

CONVERSATION?

ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO

CONVERSATION?

ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO

MYSELF, RIGHT?

ESSENTIALLY, I'M JUST TALKING TO

MYSELF, RIGHT?

VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU.

MYSELF, RIGHT?

VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU.

DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.

VINNY, I'M BEGGING YOU.

DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.

THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WERE

DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.

THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WERE

MEANT TO LIVE.

THIS ISN'T THE LIFE YOU WERE

MEANT TO LIVE.

YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND

MEANT TO LIVE.

YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND

LIKE ONE OF THOSE BAD DRUG

YOU KNOW, I HATE TO SOUND

LIKE ONE OF THOSE BAD DRUG

COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A

LIKE ONE OF THOSE BAD DRUG

COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A

HYPOCRITE.

COMMERCIALS, BUT YOU'RE A

HYPOCRITE.

I LEARNED ALL OF THIS FROM

HYPOCRITE.

I LEARNED ALL OF THIS FROM

WATCHING YOU!

I LEARNED ALL OF THIS FROM

WATCHING YOU!

IT FIGURES.

WATCHING YOU!

IT FIGURES.

DON'T GRAB!

IT FIGURES.

DON'T GRAB!

THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING.

DON'T GRAB!

THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING.

HOW MANY YOU GOT?

THIS IS A FIRST PRINTING.

HOW MANY YOU GOT?

MOST OF THE SERIES, THE

HOW MANY YOU GOT?

MOST OF THE SERIES, THE

IMPORTANT ISSUES.

MOST OF THE SERIES, THE

IMPORTANT ISSUES.

THERE'S 25 HERE.

IMPORTANT ISSUES.

THERE'S 25 HERE.

GOOD.

THERE'S 25 HERE.

GOOD.

I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING.

GOOD.

I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING.

ALL RIGHT, $150.

I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE THING.

ALL RIGHT, $150.

THEY'RE $5 EACH.

ALL RIGHT, $150.

THEY'RE $5 EACH.

PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR

THEY'RE $5 EACH.

PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR

THE WEED.

PLUS, YOU STILL OWE ME $25 FOR

THE WEED.

WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY.

THE WEED.

WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY.

HEY, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY

WHICH SUCKED, BY THE WAY.

HEY, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY

FOR IT.

HEY, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY

FOR IT.

[ GRUMBLES ]

FOR IT.

[ GRUMBLES ]

ALWAYS SCAMMING THE GOOD GUYS.

A**HOLE, THIS IS ONLY $100.

AH, I OWE YOU.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BAR?

AH, I OWE YOU.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BAR?

DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A BAR?

DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND

HERE?

DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND

HERE?

I GET PAID TODAY.

HERE?

I GET PAID TODAY.

I'LL BE BACK.

I GET PAID TODAY.

I'LL BE BACK.

YOU BETTER BE.

I'LL BE BACK.

YOU BETTER BE.

THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS.

YOU BETTER BE.

THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS.

I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS

THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE ME ON THIS.

I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS

OPERATION.

I'M NOT THE HEAD HONCHO OF THIS

OPERATION.

[ LAUGHS ]

OPERATION.

[ LAUGHS ]

SURE!

[ LAUGHS ]

SURE!

YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD

SURE!

YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD

USE THE FRONT DOOR.

YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU COULD

USE THE FRONT DOOR.

WHY?

USE THE FRONT DOOR.

WHY?

THIS IS WAY MORE FUN.

WHY?

THIS IS WAY MORE FUN.

MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO.

SORRY. F***ING GUY MADE ME --

THAT'S COOL.

WHAT'S UP?

THAT'S COOL.

WHAT'S UP?

NOTHING.

WHAT'S UP?

NOTHING.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

NOTHING.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ]

...TWIST THE KNIFE

ANOTHER WITNESS:

TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE

ANOTHER WITNESS:

TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE

AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGH TO YOUR EMOTIONAL SUICIDE

AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGH WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE?

AND HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGH WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE?

OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS

WITH ALL THE DAMAGE DONE?

OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS

FROM EVERYONE:

OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS

FROM EVERYONE:

HE LOOKS PISSED.

FROM EVERYONE:

HE LOOKS PISSED.

MM-HMM.

HE LOOKS PISSED.

MM-HMM.

HE'S PISSED.

MM-HMM.

HE'S PISSED.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HE'S PISSED.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

SOMETHING TO LIVEN THE MOOD.

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

SOMETHING TO LIVEN THE MOOD.

DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A

SOMETHING TO LIVEN THE MOOD.

DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A

PRESIDENT?

DO YOU WANT AN INDIAN SIGN OR A

PRESIDENT?

LIKE IT MATTERS.

PRESIDENT?

LIKE IT MATTERS.

SH*T, TO ME IT DOES.

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