All American Zombie Drugs Page #6

LIKE IT MATTERS.

SH*T, TO ME IT DOES.

YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SIT THIS

SH*T, TO ME IT DOES.

YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SIT THIS

ONE OUT.

YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SIT THIS

ONE OUT.

YEAH, I'M DONE.

ONE OUT.

YEAH, I'M DONE.

HERE.

YEAH, I'M DONE.

HERE.

TAKE A PRESIDENT, JUST IN CASE

HERE.

TAKE A PRESIDENT, JUST IN CASE

YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

TAKE A PRESIDENT, JUST IN CASE

YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

AND I'M GONNA TAKE A

YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.

AND I'M GONNA TAKE A

THUNDERBOLT.

AND I'M GONNA TAKE A

THUNDERBOLT.

PRESIDENT.

THUNDERBOLT.

PRESIDENT.

AND...

PRESIDENT.

AND...

AN INDIAN.

AND...

AN INDIAN.

ARE YOU DONE?

AN INDIAN.

ARE YOU DONE?

YEAH.

ARE YOU DONE?

YEAH.

LET'S GO.

Stop it!

Stop it!

God damn it!

Stop it!

God damn it!

WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?

God damn it!

WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?

I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER.

WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?

I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER.

YOU'RE LATE, AND IT'S A PROBLEM.

I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER.

YOU'RE LATE, AND IT'S A PROBLEM.

YEAH.

YOU'RE LATE, AND IT'S A PROBLEM.

YEAH.

WE WERE, LIKE --

YEAH.

WE WERE, LIKE --

DON'T INSULT ME WITH ANY MORE

WE WERE, LIKE --

DON'T INSULT ME WITH ANY MORE

OF YOUR BULLSHIT EXCUSES.

DON'T INSULT ME WITH ANY MORE

OF YOUR BULLSHIT EXCUSES.

NOW THIS IS IT.

OF YOUR BULLSHIT EXCUSES.

NOW THIS IS IT.

AFTER THIS, YOU'RE DONE -- BOTH

NOW THIS IS IT.

AFTER THIS, YOU'RE DONE -- BOTH

OF YOU.

AFTER THIS, YOU'RE DONE -- BOTH

OF YOU.

GOT IT?

OF YOU.

GOT IT?

ABSOLUTELY, BRO!

GOT IT?

ABSOLUTELY, BRO!

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

ABSOLUTELY, BRO!

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I HEARD YOU.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I HEARD YOU.

IT'S A MIRACLE!

I HEARD YOU.

IT'S A MIRACLE!

HE SPEAKS.

IT'S A MIRACLE!

HE SPEAKS.

I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE

HE SPEAKS.

I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE

THIS DUMMY'S VENTRILOQUIST.

I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU WERE

THIS DUMMY'S VENTRILOQUIST.

HELLO?

THIS DUMMY'S VENTRILOQUIST.

HELLO?

ANYONE THERE?

HELLO?

ANYONE THERE?

[ LAUGHS ]

ANYONE THERE?

[ LAUGHS ]

REALLY?

[ LAUGHS ]

REALLY?

GET TO WORK!

VINNY?

VINNY?

STOP.

VINNY?

STOP.

[ SIGHS ]

STOP.

[ SIGHS ]

LIKE THIS.

[ SIGHS ]

LIKE THIS.

SEE WHAT I'M DOING?

LIKE THIS.

SEE WHAT I'M DOING?

[ SIGHS ]

SEE WHAT I'M DOING?

[ SIGHS ]

SO, DON'T F*** THIS UP!

[ SIGHS ]

SO, DON'T F*** THIS UP!

I'VE GOT A CUSTOMER PISSED OFF

SO, DON'T F*** THIS UP!

I'VE GOT A CUSTOMER PISSED OFF

WITH ME BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.

I'VE GOT A CUSTOMER PISSED OFF

WITH ME BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.

AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS,

WITH ME BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.

AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS,

TRIM THIS BUSH HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?

I DON'T KNOW.

ARE YOU GONNA START IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

ARE YOU GONNA START IT?

[ Loudly ] I THINK IT'S

ARE YOU GONNA START IT?

[ Loudly ] I THINK IT'S

BROKEN!

[ Loudly ] I THINK IT'S

BROKEN!

WHAT?!

BROKEN!

WHAT?!

RAHH!

WHAT?!

RAHH!

[ MOTOR TURNS OVER ]

RAHH!

[ MOTOR TURNS OVER ]

COOL!

[ MOTOR TURNS OVER ]

COOL!

NOW DO WHAT I SHOWED YOU --

COOL!

NOW DO WHAT I SHOWED YOU --

IN CIRCLES.

NOW DO WHAT I SHOWED YOU --

IN CIRCLES.

WHAT IF I CAN'T DO CIRCLES?

IN CIRCLES.

WHAT IF I CAN'T DO CIRCLES?

CAN I DO A SQUARE?

WHAT IF I CAN'T DO CIRCLES?

CAN I DO A SQUARE?

CIRCLES!

CAN I DO A SQUARE?

CIRCLES!

CIRCLES!

CIRCLES!

CIRCLES!

CIRCLES!

CIRCLES!

CIRCLES!

CIRCLES!

[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ GROWLING CONTINUES ]

NO...NO...NO!

TAKE YOUR TIME, WHATEVER YOU

LIKE.

KISSES!

LIKE.

KISSES!

HE'S SUCH A GOOD, LITTLE BOY.

KISSES!

HE'S SUCH A GOOD, LITTLE BOY.

[ PANTING ]

HE'S SUCH A GOOD, LITTLE BOY.

[ PANTING ]

YOU'RE TRIPPING.

[ PANTING ]

YOU'RE TRIPPING.

YOU'RE TRIPPING.

YOU'RE TRIPPING.

YOU'RE TRIPPING.

OH!

YOU'RE TRIPPING.

OH!

THIS ISN'T REAL.

OH!

THIS ISN'T REAL.

[ PANTING ]

THIS ISN'T REAL.

[ PANTING ]

Think happy thoughts, happy

[ PANTING ]

Think happy thoughts, happy

thoughts.

Think happy thoughts, happy

thoughts.

Think positive.

WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME

ALONE?!

THIS IS MY SPECIAL PLACE!

ALONE?!

THIS IS MY SPECIAL PLACE!

NO!

THIS IS MY SPECIAL PLACE!

NO!

NOT TILL YOU OPEN YOUR EYES.

NO!

NOT TILL YOU OPEN YOUR EYES.

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A

NOT TILL YOU OPEN YOUR EYES.

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A

ZOMBIE?

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A

ZOMBIE?

[ GROWLS ]

ZOMBIE?

[ GROWLS ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

Y-YOU'RE NOT REAL!

[ WHIMPERS ]

Y-YOU'RE NOT REAL!

YES...I AM!

Y-YOU'RE NOT REAL!

YES...I AM!

YES...I AM!

[ GROWLS ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ GROANS ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ GROANS ]

THEY JUST...GRUNT.

[ GROANS ]

THEY JUST...GRUNT.

[ GROWLS ]

THEY JUST...GRUNT.

[ GROWLS ]

LIKE THAT!

[ GROWLS ]

LIKE THAT!

ZOMBIES...BIG AL.

LIKE THAT!

ZOMBIES...BIG AL.

I SHOULD BECOME A ZOMBIE.

ZOMBIES...BIG AL.

I SHOULD BECOME A ZOMBIE.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

I SHOULD BECOME A ZOMBIE.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

AAH-HA!

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

AAH-HA!

[ WHIMPERING ]

AAH-HA!

[ WHIMPERING ]

GET AWAY!

[ WHIMPERING ]

GET AWAY!

GET AWAY!

GET AWAY!

GET AWAY!

AAH-AAH!

GET AWAY! GET AWAY!

IS HE OKAY?

IT'S PROBABLY THE SUN.

IS HE OKAY?

IT'S PROBABLY THE SUN.

GODDAMN GREENHOUSE EFFECT.

IT'S PROBABLY THE SUN.

GODDAMN GREENHOUSE EFFECT.

YEE-HA!

GODDAMN GREENHOUSE EFFECT.

YEE-HA!

WHOO-OOH-OOH!

YEE-HA!

WHOO-OOH-OOH!

YEAH!

WHOO-OOH-OOH!

YEAH!

OOH!

YEAH!

OOH!

YOU'RE A BIG, BAD BOY!

OOH!

YOU'RE A BIG, BAD BOY!

BAD! BAD!

YOU'RE A BIG, BAD BOY!

BAD! BAD!

WHOO-HOO!

BAD! BAD!

WHOO-HOO!

BAD!

WHOO-HOO!

BAD!

COUSIN AL, PLEASE?

BAD!

COUSIN AL, PLEASE?

NO!

COUSIN AL, PLEASE?

NO!

NEVER AGAIN.

NO!

NEVER AGAIN.

OH.

NEVER AGAIN.

OH.

NO MORE CHANCES!

OH.

NO MORE CHANCES!

THEY ARE A LIABILITY.

NO MORE CHANCES!

THEY ARE A LIABILITY.

I'M DONE BEING THE NICE GUY.

THEY ARE A LIABILITY.

I'M DONE BEING THE NICE GUY.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I THINK EVERYONE DESERVES A

SHOT.

BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M

SHOT.

BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M

GONNA BE THE FALL GUY FOR PENIS

BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M

GONNA BE THE FALL GUY FOR PENIS

AND BUTT FACE!

GONNA BE THE FALL GUY FOR PENIS

AND BUTT FACE!

THEY'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T CALL THE

AND BUTT FACE!

THEY'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T CALL THE

COPS.

THEY'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T CALL THE

COPS.

[ LAUGHS ]

COPS.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU'RE PENIS!

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU'RE PENIS!

NO!

YOU'RE PENIS!

NO!

YOU...YOU'RE PENIS!

NO!

YOU...YOU'RE PENIS!

I'M -- I'M -- I'M BUTT FACE.

YOU...YOU'RE PENIS!

I'M -- I'M -- I'M BUTT FACE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

I'M -- I'M -- I'M BUTT FACE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WOW!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WOW!

YOU REALLY ARE.

WOW!

YOU REALLY ARE.

I TOLD YOU!

YOU REALLY ARE.

I TOLD YOU!

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

I TOLD YOU!

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET THEM

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET THEM

OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CHANGE MY

I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET THEM

OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CHANGE MY

MIND.

EVERYTHING COOL?

YEAH.

THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

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