All American Zombie Drugs Page #7
YEAH.
SURE.
SURE.
SURE.
I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
ME TOO.
WOW!
WOW!
WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?
WOW!
HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUS WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?
HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUS SAW AN ANGEL.
HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUS SAW AN ANGEL.
[ LAUGHS ]
SAW AN ANGEL.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
ACID?
ACID?
YEAH.
ACID?
YEAH.
DON'T TAKE IT!
YEAH.
DON'T TAKE IT!
IT'S BAD!
DON'T TAKE IT!
IT'S BAD!
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S BAD!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
VITAMIN "C."
VITAMIN "C."
TRUST ME.
VITAMIN "C."
TRUST ME.
IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND!
TRUST ME.
IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND!
DUH! ISN'T THAT THE POINT?
IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND!
LOOK AT MY MIND!
YOU'RE RETARDED.
LOOK AT MY MIND!
YOU'RE RETARDED.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE RETARDED.
[ LAUGHS ]
I AM.
[ LAUGHS ]
I AM.
I'M RETARDED.
I AM.
I'M RETARDED.
[ Laughing ] YEAH!
[ COUGHS ]
[ Crying ] YOU'RE RIGHT.
[ Crying ] YOU'RE RIGHT.
[ CRYING ]
[ CRYING ]
I...I LOVE EVERYONE.
[ CRYING ]
I...I LOVE EVERYONE.
WHY?!
SH*T!
LONG.
LONG.
FEEL MY HEART.
LONG.
FEEL MY HEART.
FEEL MY HEART.
IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES.
IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES.
[ CRYING ]
IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES.
[ CRYING ]
[ CRYING ]
[ CRYING ]
[ CRYING ]
[ CRYING ]
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING
MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING
OFF.
MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING
OFF.
MMM.
WHAT?
I NEED MORE SLEEP.
WHAT?
[ SIGHS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ ROARS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ ROARS ]
AAH!
Whoa!
NOW WHAT?
No!
That's...stupid.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
HEY, HEY, CRAZY TRIP, HUH?
THINGS, MY FRIEND.
THINGS, MY FRIEND.
TRUST ME.
THINGS, MY FRIEND.
TRUST ME.
TRUST ME.
ALMOST READY.
ALMOST READY.
MMM.
ALMOST READY.
MMM.
MMM.
NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN I DID SHE TELL YOU?
NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN I FOR YOU.
NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN I FOR YOU.
WHAT?
FOR YOU.
WHAT?
WHAT?
TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS
TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS
A RICH CHICK.
TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS
A RICH CHICK.
A RICH CHICK.
CLASS.
CLASS.
CLASS.
ARE YOU?
OOPS.
DIDN'T I?
DIDN'T I?
GO GET MORE.
IF YOU CAN.
SHOULDN'T WE SLOW DOWN?
IF YOU CAN.
[ SNIFFING ]
IF YOU CAN.
[ SNIFFING ]
[ SNIFFING ]
HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NO IT ONLY LASTED ONE TERM.
HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NO TO GET HELP BUT TO HIDE THE
HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NO TO GET HELP BUT TO HIDE THE
PROBLEM.
PROBLEM.
BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.
PROBLEM.
BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.
BOTH OF HER VERY, VERY, VERY,
BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.
VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A
BOTH OF HER VERY, VERY, VERY,
VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A
VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A
THEIR MONEY.
THEIR MONEY.
MMM.
THEIR MONEY.
MMM.
IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE.
MMM.
IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE.
IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE.
DIED.
DIED.
DIED.
WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS!
WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS!
AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM
WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS!
AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM
DURING ROAD SEX.
AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM
DURING ROAD SEX.
AHH!
DURING ROAD SEX.
AHH!
MM-HMM.
AHH!
MM-HMM.
I'M SERIOUS, DUDE!
MM-HMM.
I'M SERIOUS, DUDE!
I'M SERIOUS, DUDE!
CAN'T MAKE UP.
CAN'T MAKE UP.
TELL HIM, BABE.
CAN'T MAKE UP.
TELL HIM, BABE.
IT'S TRUE.
TELL HIM, BABE.
IT'S TRUE.
THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED.
IT'S TRUE.
THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED.
[ LAUGHS ]
THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED.
[ LAUGHS ]
DOGGY STYLE!
[ LAUGHS ]
DOGGY STYLE!
DOGGY STYLE!
DAUGHTER.
DAUGHTER.
KARMA'S A B*TCH.
DAUGHTER.
KARMA'S A B*TCH.
THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOU KARMA'S A B*TCH.
THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO
THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO
IT.
IT.
MM-HMM.
IT.
MM-HMM.
MONEY BACK?
WELL, UM...
MONEY BACK?
WELL, UM...
WELL, UM...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER.
COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER.
COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER.
CURRENTLY HAVE?
CURRENTLY HAVE?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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