All American Zombie Drugs Page #7

YEAH.

THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

SURE.

THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

SURE.

I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

SURE.

I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

I'LL -- I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

ME TOO.

WOW!

WOW!

WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?

WOW!

WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?

HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUS WHAT'S UP WITH HIM?

HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUS SAW AN ANGEL.

HE...HE...HE THINKS HE JUS SAW AN ANGEL.

[ LAUGHS ]

SAW AN ANGEL.

[ LAUGHS ]

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY MORE

[ LAUGHS ]

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY MORE

ACID?

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY MORE

ACID?

YEAH.

ACID?

YEAH.

DON'T TAKE IT!

YEAH.

DON'T TAKE IT!

IT'S BAD!

DON'T TAKE IT!

IT'S BAD!

[ LAUGHS ]

IT'S BAD!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME

[ SIGHS ]

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME

VITAMIN "C."

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME

VITAMIN "C."

TRUST ME.

VITAMIN "C."

TRUST ME.

IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND!

TRUST ME.

IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND!

DUH! ISN'T THAT THE POINT?

IT'S GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MIND!

DUH! ISN'T THAT THE POINT?

LOOK AT MY MIND!

DUH! ISN'T THAT THE POINT?

LOOK AT MY MIND!

YOU'RE RETARDED.

LOOK AT MY MIND!

YOU'RE RETARDED.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU'RE RETARDED.

[ LAUGHS ]

I AM.

[ LAUGHS ]

I AM.

I'M RETARDED.

I AM.

I'M RETARDED.

[ Laughing ] YEAH!

[ COUGHS ]

NO ONE LOVES ME.

[ Crying ] YOU'RE RIGHT.

NO ONE LOVES YOU.

[ Crying ] YOU'RE RIGHT.

NO ONE LOVES YOU.

[ CRYING ]

NO ONE LOVES YOU.

[ CRYING ]

I...I LOVE EVERYONE.

[ CRYING ]

I...I LOVE EVERYONE.

WHY?!

[ BOTH MOANING ]

SH*T!

I THINK I'VE BEEN COMING TOO

LONG.

I THINK I'VE BEEN COMING TOO

LONG.

FEEL MY HEART.

LONG.

FEEL MY HEART.

I THINK I'M GONNA DIE.

FEEL MY HEART.

I THINK I'M GONNA DIE.

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

I THINK I'M GONNA DIE.

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES.

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES.

[ CRYING ]

IT'S BEEN...45 MINUTES.

[ CRYING ]

WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

[ CRYING ]

WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

BECAUSE YOU STAYED AWAKE.

WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

BECAUSE YOU STAYED AWAKE.

[ CRYING ]

BECAUSE YOU STAYED AWAKE.

[ CRYING ]

WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

[ CRYING ]

WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

[ Crying ] BECAUSE I THINK

WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

[ Crying ] BECAUSE I THINK

MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING

[ Crying ] BECAUSE I THINK

MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING

OFF.

MY...I THINK MY PENIS IS FALLING

OFF.

[ BOTH CRYING ]

MMM.

WHAT?

I NEED MORE SLEEP.

WHAT?

I NEED MORE SLEEP.

[ SIGHS ]

I NEED MORE SLEEP.

[ SIGHS ]

[ ROARS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ ROARS ]

AAH!

Whoa!

NOW WHAT?

No!

That's...stupid.

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

HEY, HEY, CRAZY TRIP, HUH?

YEAH, A LITTLE TOO CRAZY.

GOOD NEWS IS, IS ONE DAY,

YEAH, A LITTLE TOO CRAZY.

GOOD NEWS IS, IS ONE DAY,

WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON

GOOD NEWS IS, IS ONE DAY,

WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON

THIS AND HAVE A BIG LAUGH.

WE'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK ON

THIS AND HAVE A BIG LAUGH.

WE'RE ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER

THIS AND HAVE A BIG LAUGH.

WE'RE ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER

THINGS, MY FRIEND.

WE'RE ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER

THINGS, MY FRIEND.

TRUST ME.

THINGS, MY FRIEND.

TRUST ME.

BABE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS

TRUST ME.

BABE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS

ALMOST READY.

BABE, YOUR BREAKFAST IS

ALMOST READY.

MMM.

ALMOST READY.

MMM.

DID SHE TELL YOU?

MMM.

DID SHE TELL YOU?

NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN I DID SHE TELL YOU?

NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN I FOR YOU.

NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN I FOR YOU.

WHAT?

FOR YOU.

WHAT?

KARA FOUND US AN INVESTOR.

WHAT?

KARA FOUND US AN INVESTOR.

TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS

KARA FOUND US AN INVESTOR.

TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS

A RICH CHICK.

TURNS OUT YOUR LITTLE ANGEL IS

A RICH CHICK.

WHERE DID YOU MEET HER?

A RICH CHICK.

WHERE DID YOU MEET HER?

WHERE DID YOU MEET HER?

CLASS.

CLASS.

BUT THEY DIDN'T MEET THERE.

CLASS.

BUT THEY DIDN'T MEET THERE.

AM I TELLING THE STORY, OR

BUT THEY DIDN'T MEET THERE.

AM I TELLING THE STORY, OR

ARE YOU?

OOPS.

GUESS I FORGOT TO LOCK THAT,

DIDN'T I?

GUESS I FORGOT TO LOCK THAT,

DIDN'T I?

HELLO, NEW BEST FRIEND.

GO GET MORE.

SHOULDN'T WE SLOW DOWN?

IF YOU CAN.

SHOULDN'T WE SLOW DOWN?

IF YOU CAN.

[ SNIFFING ]

IF YOU CAN.

[ SNIFFING ]

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME

[ SNIFFING ]

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME

I'M HEARING ABOUT HER?

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME

I'M HEARING ABOUT HER?

IT ONLY LASTED ONE TERM.

I'M HEARING ABOUT HER?

IT ONLY LASTED ONE TERM.

HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NO IT ONLY LASTED ONE TERM.

HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NO TO GET HELP BUT TO HIDE THE

HER PARENTS SENT HER AWAY, NO TO GET HELP BUT TO HIDE THE

PROBLEM.

TO GET HELP BUT TO HIDE THE

PROBLEM.

BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.

PROBLEM.

BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.

BOTH OF HER VERY, VERY, VERY,

BUT HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS.

BOTH OF HER VERY, VERY, VERY,

VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A

BOTH OF HER VERY, VERY, VERY,

VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A

CAR ACCIDENT, LEAVING HER ALL

VERY RICH PARENTS JUST DIED IN A

CAR ACCIDENT, LEAVING HER ALL

THEIR MONEY.

CAR ACCIDENT, LEAVING HER ALL

THEIR MONEY.

MMM.

THEIR MONEY.

MMM.

IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE.

MMM.

IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE.

NO, WHAT'S WRONG IS HOW THEY

IT SEEMS WRONG, DUDE.

NO, WHAT'S WRONG IS HOW THEY

DIED.

NO, WHAT'S WRONG IS HOW THEY

DIED.

TURNS OUT MR. AND MRS. JONES

DIED.

TURNS OUT MR. AND MRS. JONES

WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS!

TURNS OUT MR. AND MRS. JONES

WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS!

AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM

WERE FULL-ON SEX FREAKS!

AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM

DURING ROAD SEX.

AND MRS. JONES COULD ONLY ORGASM

DURING ROAD SEX.

AHH!

DURING ROAD SEX.

AHH!

MM-HMM.

AHH!

MM-HMM.

I'M SERIOUS, DUDE!

MM-HMM.

I'M SERIOUS, DUDE!

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SH*T YOU

I'M SERIOUS, DUDE!

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SH*T YOU

CAN'T MAKE UP.

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SH*T YOU

CAN'T MAKE UP.

TELL HIM, BABE.

CAN'T MAKE UP.

TELL HIM, BABE.

IT'S TRUE.

TELL HIM, BABE.

IT'S TRUE.

THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED.

IT'S TRUE.

THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED.

[ LAUGHS ]

THEY WERE FOUND FULLY ENGAGED.

[ LAUGHS ]

DOGGY STYLE!

[ LAUGHS ]

DOGGY STYLE!

AND TO THINK HER PARENTS,

DOGGY STYLE!

AND TO THINK HER PARENTS,

THEY WERE ASHAMED OF THEIR

AND TO THINK HER PARENTS,

THEY WERE ASHAMED OF THEIR

DAUGHTER.

THEY WERE ASHAMED OF THEIR

DAUGHTER.

KARMA'S A B*TCH.

DAUGHTER.

KARMA'S A B*TCH.

THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOU KARMA'S A B*TCH.

THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO

THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS THINK ABOU WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO

IT.

WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO

IT.

MM-HMM.

IT.

MM-HMM.

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

SO, HOW LONG BEFORE I GET MY

MONEY BACK?

WELL, UM...

MONEY BACK?

WELL, UM...

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

WELL, UM...

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

I THINK IT WOULD BE WITHIN A

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

I THINK IT WOULD BE WITHIN A

COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER.

I THINK IT WOULD BE WITHIN A

COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER.

HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO YOU

COUPLE MONTHS, MAYBE SOONER.

HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO YOU

CURRENTLY HAVE?

HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO YOU

CURRENTLY HAVE?

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