All American Zombie Drugs Page #8

ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO

CURRENTLY HAVE?

ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO

DRINK?

ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO

DRINK?

NO, THANKS.

DRINK?

NO, THANKS.

YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER.

NO, THANKS.

YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER.

I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER.

I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO

I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO

WE CURRENTLY HAVE?

YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO

WE CURRENTLY HAVE?

WELL, WE HAVE A FEW FRIENDS

WE CURRENTLY HAVE?

WELL, WE HAVE A FEW FRIENDS

THAT WE SELL TO.

WELL, WE HAVE A FEW FRIENDS

THAT WE SELL TO.

HOW MANY EMPLOYEES?

THAT WE SELL TO.

HOW MANY EMPLOYEES?

EMPLOYEES?

HOW MANY EMPLOYEES?

EMPLOYEES?

YEAH.

EMPLOYEES?

YEAH.

BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES.

YEAH.

BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES.

THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE.

BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES.

THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE.

Great.

THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE.

Great.

WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING

Great.

WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING

AT HIM.

WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING

AT HIM.

WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE

AT HIM.

WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE

COMPANY WILL I OWN?

WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE

COMPANY WILL I OWN?

WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"?

COMPANY WILL I OWN?

WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"?

YEAH.

WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"?

YEAH.

WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE

YEAH.

WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE

YOU MY MONEY?

WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE

YOU MY MONEY?

FREE DRUGS.

YOU MY MONEY?

FREE DRUGS.

IT'S NOT FREE FOR ME UNTIL

FREE DRUGS.

IT'S NOT FREE FOR ME UNTIL

THERE'S A PROFIT.

IT'S NOT FREE FOR ME UNTIL

THERE'S A PROFIT.

SHE HAS A POINT.

THERE'S A PROFIT.

SHE HAS A POINT.

ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?

SHE HAS A POINT.

ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?

EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OU ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?

EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OU BETTER HIGH.

EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OU BETTER HIGH.

LOOK.

BETTER HIGH.

LOOK.

I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NO LOOK.

I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NO SAYING YES YET, EITHER.

I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NO SAYING YES YET, EITHER.

I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREA SAYING YES YET, EITHER.

I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREA TARGET MARKET.

I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREA TARGET MARKET.

AND I DO BELIEVE THE SUPPLY

TARGET MARKET.

AND I DO BELIEVE THE SUPPLY

AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD.

AND I DO BELIEVE THE SUPPLY

AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD.

AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING

AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD.

AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING

MONEY.

AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING

MONEY.

IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE

MONEY.

IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE

TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS.

IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE

TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS.

WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN' TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS.

WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN' IMAGINE ANYTHING BUT FAILURE.

WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN' IMAGINE ANYTHING BUT FAILURE.

YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THE

IMAGINE ANYTHING BUT FAILURE.

YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THE

QUESTIONS.

YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THE

QUESTIONS.

WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO?

QUESTIONS.

WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO?

WHY ARE THEY BUYING FROM YOU?

WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO?

WHY ARE THEY BUYING FROM YOU?

WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY?

WHY ARE THEY BUYING FROM YOU?

WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY?

OKAY, OKAY.

WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY?

OKAY, OKAY.

SO...SO, IF I GET YOU ONE OF

OKAY, OKAY.

SO...SO, IF I GET YOU ONE OF

THOSE PLAN THINGIES AND THEN

SO...SO, IF I GET YOU ONE OF

THOSE PLAN THINGIES AND THEN

ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS...

THOSE PLAN THINGIES AND THEN

ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS...

THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL?

ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS...

THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL?

THANKS FOR COMING.

THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL?

THANKS FOR COMING.

SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS.

THANKS FOR COMING.

SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS.

THAT'S AMBITIOUS.

SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS.

THAT'S AMBITIOUS.

[ Laughing ] YEAH, THAT'S ME.

[ SIGHS ]

SO SORRY, BABE.

I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL

SO SORRY, BABE.

I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL

THAT SH*T.

I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL

THAT SH*T.

NOW WHAT?

THAT SH*T.

NOW WHAT?

WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS

NOW WHAT?

WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS

PLAN.

WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS

PLAN.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOU PLAN.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOU BUSINESS PLANS?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOU BUSINESS PLANS?

YOU DO.

BUSINESS PLANS?

YOU DO.

YOU HAD ONE FOR THE MOTEL-VAN

YOU DO.

YOU HAD ONE FOR THE MOTEL-VAN

THING.

YOU HAD ONE FOR THE MOTEL-VAN

THING.

OH, YOU MEAN, THE

THING.

OH, YOU MEAN, THE

LOVE MACHINE?

OH, YOU MEAN, THE

LOVE MACHINE?

YEAH, YEAH.

LOVE MACHINE?

YEAH, YEAH.

THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA,

YEAH, YEAH.

THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA,

TOO.

THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA,

TOO.

I'M SURPRISED IT DIDN'T TAKE

TOO.

I'M SURPRISED IT DIDN'T TAKE

OFF.

I'M SURPRISED IT DIDN'T TAKE

OFF.

YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

OFF.

YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR

YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR

BUSINESS PLAN?

WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR

BUSINESS PLAN?

I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF

BUSINESS PLAN?

I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF

DOLLARS.

I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF

DOLLARS.

WHAT? THOUSANDS?

DOLLARS.

WHAT? THOUSANDS?

WHY?

WHAT? THOUSANDS?

WHY?

IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH.

WHY?

IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH.

DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH.

IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH.

DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH.

IT ALSO HAS TO BE WORDED

DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH.

IT ALSO HAS TO BE WORDED

RIGHT.

IT ALSO HAS TO BE WORDED

RIGHT.

I'M GOOD WITH WORDS.

RIGHT.

I'M GOOD WITH WORDS.

BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP?

I'M GOOD WITH WORDS.

BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP?

OH, IN THE BEDROOM.

BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP?

OH, IN THE BEDROOM.

SWEET.

OH, IN THE BEDROOM.

SWEET.

DO YOU WANT HELP?

SWEET.

DO YOU WANT HELP?

NO, I'M GOOD.

DO YOU WANT HELP?

NO, I'M GOOD.

YOU GUYS CAN PROOF IT IF YOU

NO, I'M GOOD.

YOU GUYS CAN PROOF IT IF YOU

WANT, THOUGH.

YOU WANT TO TAKE SOME ACID?

NO!

I'M GONNA TAKE A WALK.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]

[ SIGHS ]

OH!

[ SIGHS ]

OH!

NOT AGAIN.

OH!

NOT AGAIN.

SH*T!

HEY.

WHAT'S UP?

BATTERY.

WHAT'S UP?

BATTERY.

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD

BATTERY.

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD

IT REPLACED.

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD

IT REPLACED.

CALLED A TOW TRUCK, BUT GOD

IT REPLACED.

CALLED A TOW TRUCK, BUT GOD

KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE

CALLED A TOW TRUCK, BUT GOD

KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE

BEFORE HE GETS HERE.

KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE

BEFORE HE GETS HERE.

LAST TIME, IT TOOK THREE HOURS!

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?

YEAH.

WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A

YEAH.

WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A

RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST?

WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A

RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST?

MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY,

RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST?

MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY,

AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON.

MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY,

AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON.

I REALLY NEED THEM.

AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON.

I REALLY NEED THEM.

OKAY.

I REALLY NEED THEM.

OKAY.

YEAH.

OKAY.

YEAH.

AWESOME.

TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET A DOCTOR

OUT HERE TO WRITE ME A

PRESCRIPTION.

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