All American Zombie Drugs Page #8
ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO
CURRENTLY HAVE?
ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO
DRINK?
ANYONE WANT SOMETHING TO
DRINK?
NO, THANKS.
DRINK?
NO, THANKS.
YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER.
NO, THANKS.
YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER.
I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YEAH, I'LL TAKE A BEER.
YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO
I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO
WE CURRENTLY HAVE?
YEAH, HOW MANY CUSTOMERS DO
WE CURRENTLY HAVE?
WE CURRENTLY HAVE?
THAT WE SELL TO.
WELL, WE HAVE A FEW FRIENDS
THAT WE SELL TO.
HOW MANY EMPLOYEES?
THAT WE SELL TO.
HOW MANY EMPLOYEES?
EMPLOYEES?
HOW MANY EMPLOYEES?
EMPLOYEES?
YEAH.
EMPLOYEES?
YEAH.
BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES.
YEAH.
BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES.
THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE.
BUSINESSES HAVE EMPLOYEES.
THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE.
Great.
THEY'RE YOUR BACKBONE.
Great.
WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING
Great.
WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING
AT HIM.
WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE LOOKING
AT HIM.
WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE
AT HIM.
WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE
COMPANY WILL I OWN?
WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE
COMPANY WILL I OWN?
WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"?
COMPANY WILL I OWN?
WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"?
YEAH.
WAIT. WAIT. "OWN"?
YEAH.
WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE
YEAH.
YOU MY MONEY?
YOU MY MONEY?
FREE DRUGS.
YOU MY MONEY?
FREE DRUGS.
FREE DRUGS.
IT'S NOT FREE FOR ME UNTIL
THERE'S A PROFIT.
THERE'S A PROFIT.
SHE HAS A POINT.
THERE'S A PROFIT.
SHE HAS A POINT.
ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?
SHE HAS A POINT.
ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?
EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OU ANYONE WANT TO SMOKE A JOINT?
EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OU BETTER HIGH.
EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OU BETTER HIGH.
LOOK.
BETTER HIGH.
LOOK.
I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NO LOOK.
I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NO SAYING YES YET, EITHER.
I'M NOT SAYING NO, BUT I'M NO SAYING YES YET, EITHER.
I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREA SAYING YES YET, EITHER.
I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREA TARGET MARKET.
I THINK YOU GUYS HAVE A GREA TARGET MARKET.
AND I DO BELIEVE THE SUPPLY
TARGET MARKET.
AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD.
AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD.
AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING
AROUND HERE IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD.
AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING
MONEY.
AND I'M REALLY NOT ABOUT WASTING
MONEY.
IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE
MONEY.
IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE
TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS.
IF MY DAD TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, HE
TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS.
WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN' TAUGHT ME ABOUT BUSINESS.
WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN' IMAGINE ANYTHING BUT FAILURE.
WITHOUT A SOLID PLAN, I CAN' IMAGINE ANYTHING BUT FAILURE.
YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THE
QUESTIONS.
YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL OF THE
QUESTIONS.
WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO?
QUESTIONS.
WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO?
WHY ARE THEY BUYING FROM YOU?
WHO ARE YOU SELLING TO?
WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY?
WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY?
OKAY, OKAY.
WHAT'S MY EXIT STRATEGY?
OKAY, OKAY.
SO...SO, IF I GET YOU ONE OF
OKAY, OKAY.
SO...SO, IF I GET YOU ONE OF
ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS...
ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS...
THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL?
ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS...
THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL?
THANKS FOR COMING.
THEN, WE HAVE A DEAL?
THANKS FOR COMING.
SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS.
THANKS FOR COMING.
SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS.
THAT'S AMBITIOUS.
SEE YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS.
THAT'S AMBITIOUS.
[ Laughing ] YEAH, THAT'S ME.
[ SIGHS ]
SO SORRY, BABE.
I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL
SO SORRY, BABE.
I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL
THAT SH*T.
I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS GONNA PULL
THAT SH*T.
NOW WHAT?
THAT SH*T.
NOW WHAT?
WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS
NOW WHAT?
WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS
PLAN.
WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS
PLAN.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOU PLAN.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOU BUSINESS PLANS?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOU BUSINESS PLANS?
YOU DO.
BUSINESS PLANS?
YOU DO.
YOU HAD ONE FOR THE MOTEL-VAN
YOU DO.
THING.
YOU HAD ONE FOR THE MOTEL-VAN
THING.
OH, YOU MEAN, THE
THING.
OH, YOU MEAN, THE
LOVE MACHINE?
OH, YOU MEAN, THE
LOVE MACHINE?
YEAH, YEAH.
LOVE MACHINE?
YEAH, YEAH.
THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA,
YEAH, YEAH.
THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA,
TOO.
THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA,
TOO.
TOO.
OFF.
OFF.
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
OFF.
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR
BUSINESS PLAN?
WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR
BUSINESS PLAN?
I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF
BUSINESS PLAN?
I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF
DOLLARS.
I PAID FOR IT -- THOUSANDS OF
DOLLARS.
WHAT? THOUSANDS?
DOLLARS.
WHAT? THOUSANDS?
WHY?
WHAT? THOUSANDS?
WHY?
IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH.
WHY?
IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH.
DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH.
IT'S A LOT OF RESEARCH.
DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH.
DUDE, I CAN DO RESEARCH.
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
I'M GOOD WITH WORDS.
RIGHT.
I'M GOOD WITH WORDS.
BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP?
I'M GOOD WITH WORDS.
BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP?
OH, IN THE BEDROOM.
BABE, WHERE'S YOUR LAPTOP?
OH, IN THE BEDROOM.
SWEET.
OH, IN THE BEDROOM.
SWEET.
DO YOU WANT HELP?
SWEET.
DO YOU WANT HELP?
NO, I'M GOOD.
DO YOU WANT HELP?
NO, I'M GOOD.
YOU GUYS CAN PROOF IT IF YOU
NO, I'M GOOD.
YOU GUYS CAN PROOF IT IF YOU
WANT, THOUGH.
NO!
I'M GONNA TAKE A WALK.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
[ SIGHS ]
OH!
[ SIGHS ]
OH!
NOT AGAIN.
OH!
NOT AGAIN.
SH*T!
HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
BATTERY.
WHAT'S UP?
BATTERY.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD
BATTERY.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD
IT REPLACED.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE HAD
IT REPLACED.
IT REPLACED.
CALLED A TOW TRUCK, BUT GOD
KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE
CALLED A TOW TRUCK, BUT GOD
KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE
BEFORE HE GETS HERE.
KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE
BEFORE HE GETS HERE.
LAST TIME, IT TOOK THREE HOURS!
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?
YEAH.
WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A
YEAH.
RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST?
WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A
RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST?
MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY,
RIDE TO THE PHARMACIST?
MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY,
AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON.
MY PRESCRIPTION SHOULD BE READY,
AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON.
I REALLY NEED THEM.
AND THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE SOON.
OKAY.
OKAY.
YEAH.
OKAY.
YEAH.
AWESOME.
TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET A DOCTOR
OUT HERE TO WRITE ME A
PRESCRIPTION.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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