All American Zombie Drugs Page #9

OUT HERE TO WRITE ME A

PRESCRIPTION.

YOU HAVE A MIRROR?

PRESCRIPTION.

YOU HAVE A MIRROR?

NO.

YOU HAVE A MIRROR?

NO.

SOMETHING FLAT -- WHAT DO YOU

NO.

SOMETHING FLAT -- WHAT DO YOU

HAVE?

SOMETHING FLAT -- WHAT DO YOU

HAVE?

UM...

USE THIS.

HOLD THIS.

[ CHOPPING ]

STRAW? HURRY.

OKAY. OKAY, HERE.

HERE.

I'LL PASS.

YOU'RE NOT A DRUG SNOB, ARE

I'LL PASS.

YOU'RE NOT A DRUG SNOB, ARE

YOU?

YOU'RE NOT A DRUG SNOB, ARE

YOU?

THIS ISN'T GENERIC.

YOU?

THIS ISN'T GENERIC.

NO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO

THIS ISN'T GENERIC.

NO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO

IT HERE.

NO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO

IT HERE.

DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY

IT HERE.

DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY

PLACE?

DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY

PLACE?

YEAH, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

PLACE?

YEAH, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

YES, IT'S OKAY WITH ME, AS

YEAH, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

YES, IT'S OKAY WITH ME, AS

LONG AS YOU KNOW I'M NO YES, IT'S OKAY WITH ME, AS

LONG AS YOU KNOW I'M NO INVITING YOU BACK TO HAVE SEX.

LONG AS YOU KNOW I'M NO INVITING YOU BACK TO HAVE SEX.

WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE.

INVITING YOU BACK TO HAVE SEX.

WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE.

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND -- A BIG

WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE.

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND -- A BIG

BOYFRIEND, WITH REALLY BIG

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND -- A BIG

BOYFRIEND, WITH REALLY BIG

MUSCLES.

BOYFRIEND, WITH REALLY BIG

MUSCLES.

WOW.

MUSCLES.

WOW.

YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN

WOW.

YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN

LOVE.

YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU'RE IN

LOVE.

VERY MUCH SO.

LOVE.

VERY MUCH SO.

LUCKY YOU.

VERY MUCH SO.

LUCKY YOU.

YEAH.

LUCKY YOU.

YEAH.

LUCKY ME.

YEAH.

LUCKY ME.

[ CHOPPING ]

LUCKY ME.

[ CHOPPING ]

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

COOL PAD.

THANKS.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

THANKS.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

OPEN THESE.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

OPEN THESE.

THERE'S A MIRROR ON THE COUCH.

SPEAK.

WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.

HOW'S THAT MY FAULT?

WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.

HOW'S THAT MY FAULT?

NO, I WANT YOU TO FIX IT.

HOW'S THAT MY FAULT?

NO, I WANT YOU TO FIX IT.

[ SIGHS ]

NO, I WANT YOU TO FIX IT.

[ SIGHS ]

BOYFRIEND?

[ SIGHS ]

BOYFRIEND?

NO.

BOYFRIEND?

NO.

HE'S IN THE MILITARY.

NO.

HE'S IN THE MILITARY.

I WAS JOKING.

HE'S IN THE MILITARY.

I WAS JOKING.

I KNOW.

I WAS JOKING.

I KNOW.

JUST WASN'T FUNNY.

I KNOW.

JUST WASN'T FUNNY.

SORRY.

JUST WASN'T FUNNY.

SORRY.

ARE YOU ALWAYS ALL BUSINESS?

SORRY.

ARE YOU ALWAYS ALL BUSINESS?

YEAH.

ARE YOU ALWAYS ALL BUSINESS?

YEAH.

ARE YOU ALWAYS ALOOF?

YEAH.

ARE YOU ALWAYS ALOOF?

I'M NOT ALOOF.

ARE YOU ALWAYS ALOOF?

I'M NOT ALOOF.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M NOT ALOOF.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, GOD.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, GOD.

YOU'RE SPILLING IT!

OH, GOD.

YOU'RE SPILLING IT!

MOVE OVER.

YOU'RE SPILLING IT!

MOVE OVER.

[ SIGHS ]

MOVE OVER.

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

HAVE YOU EVER DONE OXY?

[ SIGHS ]

HAVE YOU EVER DONE OXY?

NO.

[ SNIFFLING ]

THAT'S GOOD.

I TRY NOT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME.

THAT'S GOOD.

I TRY NOT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME.

IT'S EASY TO DEVELOP A

I TRY NOT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME.

IT'S EASY TO DEVELOP A

TOLERANCE.

IT'S EASY TO DEVELOP A

TOLERANCE.

HOW DID YOU GET A DOCTOR TO

TOLERANCE.

HOW DID YOU GET A DOCTOR TO

WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION?

HOW DID YOU GET A DOCTOR TO

WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION?

WANT TO SEE?

WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION?

WANT TO SEE?

SURE.

OH, MAN!

WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF?

WOW!

WHAT DID I DO TO MYSELF?

WOW!

[ LAUGHS ]

WOW!

[ LAUGHS ]

IMPRESSIVE.

[ LAUGHS ]

IMPRESSIVE.

ARE YOU GONNA DO SOME OF

IMPRESSIVE.

ARE YOU GONNA DO SOME OF

THIS?

ARE YOU GONNA DO SOME OF

THIS?

SURE.

SEE?

IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO HAPPEN.

NO!

IT'S ALREADY STARTING TO HAPPEN.

NO!

HOW DO MY EYES LOOK?

NO!

HOW DO MY EYES LOOK?

FINE.

HOW DO MY EYES LOOK?

FINE.

THEY'RE NOT DARK?

FINE.

THEY'RE NOT DARK?

NO.

THEY'RE NOT DARK?

NO.

THE ACID I TOOK YESTERDAY

NO.

THE ACID I TOOK YESTERDAY

REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.

THE ACID I TOOK YESTERDAY

REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.

I THINK I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS.

REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.

I THINK I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS.

BAD ACID TRIPS -- BOY, DO I

I THINK I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS.

BAD ACID TRIPS -- BOY, DO I

HAVE STORIES.

BAD ACID TRIPS -- BOY, DO I

HAVE STORIES.

WHAT HAPPENED?

HAVE STORIES.

WHAT HAPPENED?

IT'S...STUPID.

WHAT HAPPENED?

IT'S...STUPID.

TELL ME. IT'LL HELP.

IT'S...STUPID.

TELL ME. IT'LL HELP.

TRUST ME.

TELL ME. IT'LL HELP.

TRUST ME.

I THOUGHT I WAS BECOMING A

TRUST ME.

I THOUGHT I WAS BECOMING A

ZOMBIE.

I THOUGHT I WAS BECOMING A

ZOMBIE.

THAT'S NOTHING.

ZOMBIE.

THAT'S NOTHING.

EVERY TIME I TRIP ON ACID, I

THAT'S NOTHING.

EVERY TIME I TRIP ON ACID, I

THINK I'M A DEMON.

EVERY TIME I TRIP ON ACID, I

THINK I'M A DEMON.

ONE TIME MY FRIENDS EVEN HELD AN

THINK I'M A DEMON.

ONE TIME MY FRIENDS EVEN HELD AN

EXORCISM.

ONE TIME MY FRIENDS EVEN HELD AN

EXORCISM.

ARE YOU IN A GOOD PLACE?

EXORCISM.

ARE YOU IN A GOOD PLACE?

I THOUGHT SO.

ARE YOU IN A GOOD PLACE?

I THOUGHT SO.

'CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU

I THOUGHT SO.

'CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU

SHOULD NEVER DO THAT STUFF.

'CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU

SHOULD NEVER DO THAT STUFF.

IT'S LIKE TRUTH SERUM.

SHOULD NEVER DO THAT STUFF.

IT'S LIKE TRUTH SERUM.

MAKES YOU FACE YOURSELF.

IT'S LIKE TRUTH SERUM.

MAKES YOU FACE YOURSELF.

WHY DON'T WE A SPIRITUAL

MAKES YOU FACE YOURSELF.

WHY DON'T WE A SPIRITUAL

CLEARING ON YOU?

WHY DON'T WE A SPIRITUAL

CLEARING ON YOU?

WHAT'S THAT?

CLEARING ON YOU?

WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT?

WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT?

SHUT UP!

WHAT SHOULD I EXPECT?

SHUT UP!

I JUST WANT TO --

SHUT UP!

I JUST WANT TO --

I SAID SHUT UP.

I JUST WANT TO --

I SAID SHUT UP.

CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING.

I SAID SHUT UP.

CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING.

DEEP, QUICK BREATHS IN THE NOSE,

CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BREATHING.

DEEP, QUICK BREATHS IN THE NOSE,

LONG, SLOW BREATHS OUT.

DEEP, QUICK BREATHS IN THE NOSE,

LONG, SLOW BREATHS OUT.

I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THE COLOR

LONG, SLOW BREATHS OUT.

I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THE COLOR

PURPLE.

I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE THE COLOR

PURPLE.

I HATE PURPLE.

PURPLE.

I HATE PURPLE.

OKAY, BLUE -- A LIGHT BLUE.

I HATE PURPLE.

OKAY, BLUE -- A LIGHT BLUE.

IT'S ENCOMPASSING YOUR ENTIRE

OKAY, BLUE -- A LIGHT BLUE.

IT'S ENCOMPASSING YOUR ENTIRE

BODY, CLEANSING YOUR SOUL.

IT'S ENCOMPASSING YOUR ENTIRE

BODY, CLEANSING YOUR SOUL.

NOW...PICK A HAPPY PLACE AND SEE

BODY, CLEANSING YOUR SOUL.

NOW...PICK A HAPPY PLACE AND SEE

IT.

NOW...PICK A HAPPY PLACE AND SEE

IT.

REALLY GO THERE IN YOUR MIND.

IT.

REALLY GO THERE IN YOUR MIND.

DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS CHICK

REALLY GO THERE IN YOUR MIND.

DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS CHICK

THAT MUCH?

DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS CHICK

THAT MUCH?

YOU'RE AN ATHEIST.

THAT MUCH?

YOU'RE AN ATHEIST.

PLEASE TELL THE GIRL.

YOU'RE AN ATHEIST.

PLEASE TELL THE GIRL.

NO, I'M NOT! GO AWAY!

PLEASE TELL THE GIRL.

NO, I'M NOT! GO AWAY!

WHAT'S WRONG?

NO, I'M NOT! GO AWAY!

WHAT'S WRONG?

MY BROTHER'S HERE.

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