All American Zombie Drugs Page #21

Synopsis: Vinny and Sebastion, two burnouts, going nowhere in small town suburbia and still riding the high of their high-school days, start a business doing the only thing they have ever excelled at...drugs. With the help of a jealous girlfriend and a rich goth chick, Vinny and Sebastion take on the mob, angry, geeky, frat-boys, and zombies in the search of the perfect high.
Director(s): Alex Ballar
Production: Midnight Releasing
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.5
PG-13
Year:
2010
99 min
Website
63 Views


ETERNAL DAMNATION.

CHANCE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM

ETERNAL DAMNATION.

BUT YOU'D HAVE TO REALLY WAN ETERNAL DAMNATION.

BUT YOU'D HAVE TO REALLY WAN THAT CHANCE.

BUT YOU'D HAVE TO REALLY WAN THAT CHANCE.

DO YOU REALLY WANT IT?

OKAY.

BLINK YOUR EYES THREE TIMES AND

SAY TO YOURSELF, "I WILL NO

BLINK YOUR EYES THREE TIMES AND

SAY TO YOURSELF, "I WILL NO

LONGER DO DRUGS."

SAY TO YOURSELF, "I WILL NO

LONGER DO DRUGS."

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

LONGER DO DRUGS."

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

BUT YOU HAVE TO REALLY MEAN IT.

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

BUT YOU HAVE TO REALLY MEAN IT.

OTHERWISE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK,

BUT YOU HAVE TO REALLY MEAN IT.

OTHERWISE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK,

OKAY?

OTHERWISE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK,

OKAY?

ALL RIGHT. DO IT.

OKAY?

ALL RIGHT. DO IT.

GOOD JOB, DOROTHY!

ALL RIGHT. DO IT.

GOOD JOB, DOROTHY!

NOW REMEMBER.

GOOD JOB, DOROTHY!

NOW REMEMBER.

NO MORE CHANCES.

NOW REMEMBER.

NO MORE CHANCES.

YOU USED THEM ALL UP, OKAY?

NO MORE CHANCES.

YOU USED THEM ALL UP, OKAY?

[ GASPS ]

YOU USED THEM ALL UP, OKAY?

[ GASPS ]

[ PANTING ]

[ GASPS ]

[ PANTING ]

OH, GOOD.

[ PANTING ]

OH, GOOD.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

OH, GOOD.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

OH.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

OH.

[ PANTING ]

DID KARA DIE?

NO.

WE THOUGHT YOU ALMOST DID...

NO.

WE THOUGHT YOU ALMOST DID...

AT FIRST, ANYWAY.

WE THOUGHT YOU ALMOST DID...

AT FIRST, ANYWAY.

BUT THEN, YOU STARTED TALKING TO

AT FIRST, ANYWAY.

BUT THEN, YOU STARTED TALKING TO

YOURSELF ABOUT ZOMBIES AND

BUT THEN, YOU STARTED TALKING TO

YOURSELF ABOUT ZOMBIES AND

BURYING PEOPLE.

YOURSELF ABOUT ZOMBIES AND

BURYING PEOPLE.

IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING...

BURYING PEOPLE.

IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING...

UNTIL YOU FREAKED OUT.

IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE AMUSING...

UNTIL YOU FREAKED OUT.

FREAKED OUT?

UNTIL YOU FREAKED OUT.

FREAKED OUT?

YEAH.

FREAKED OUT?

YEAH.

SORT OF.

YEAH.

SORT OF.

LOOK AT VINNY!

SORT OF.

LOOK AT VINNY!

YOU'RE THE MAN!

LOOK AT VINNY!

YOU'RE THE MAN!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH VINNY?!

YOU'RE THE MAN!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH VINNY?!

GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH VINNY?!

GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!

RELAX!

GO, VINNY! GO, VINNY!

RELAX!

LOOK. HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.

RELAX!

LOOK. HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.

LOOK AT HIS FACE.

LOOK. HE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.

LOOK AT HIS FACE.

HE'S SMILING.

LOOK AT HIS FACE.

HE'S SMILING.

THERE YOU GO, VINNY!

HE'S SMILING.

THERE YOU GO, VINNY!

[ Straining ] ZOMBIE...

THERE YOU GO, VINNY!

[ Straining ] ZOMBIE...

DRUGS!

[ Straining ] ZOMBIE...

DRUGS!

ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

DRUGS!

ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

[ Echoing ] ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

[ Echoing ] ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

WHERE ARE KARA AND SEBASTIAN?

[ Echoing ] ZOMBIE...DRUGS!

WHERE ARE KARA AND SEBASTIAN?

MAKING MORE OF THE GOOD

WHERE ARE KARA AND SEBASTIAN?

MAKING MORE OF THE GOOD

STUFF.

MAKING MORE OF THE GOOD

STUFF.

MAX AND STONE TOOK THE

STUFF.

MAX AND STONE TOOK THE

ZOMBIE DRUG TO THEIR FRATERNITY

MAX AND STONE TOOK THE

ZOMBIE DRUG TO THEIR FRATERNITY

PARTY.

ZOMBIE DRUG TO THEIR FRATERNITY

PARTY.

IT WAS A SMASH!

PARTY.

IT WAS A SMASH!

REALLY?

IT WAS A SMASH!

REALLY?

SO, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD A

REALLY?

SO, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD A

BAD REACTION?

SO, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD A

BAD REACTION?

SO FAR.

BAD REACTION?

SO FAR.

Oh.

SO FAR.

Oh.

HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GET RID

Oh.

HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GET RID

OF YOUR HANGOVER, I'VE GOT SOME

HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GET RID

OF YOUR HANGOVER, I'VE GOT SOME

MORE OF THAT OXY.

OF YOUR HANGOVER, I'VE GOT SOME

MORE OF THAT OXY.

NO, THANKS, ACTUALLY.

MORE OF THAT OXY.

NO, THANKS, ACTUALLY.

I'M ENJOYING IT.

NO, THANKS, ACTUALLY.

I'M ENJOYING IT.

BABE, WE NEED TO STAR I'M ENJOYING IT.

BABE, WE NEED TO STAR TREATING THAT SH*T LIKE GOLD.

BABE, WE NEED TO STAR TREATING THAT SH*T LIKE GOLD.

HA, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?

TREATING THAT SH*T LIKE GOLD.

HA, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?

YOU WERE FUNNY AS HELL LAS HA, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?

YOU WERE FUNNY AS HELL LAS NIGHT!

YOU WERE FUNNY AS HELL LAS NIGHT!

YOU GOT TO TRY THIS.

NIGHT!

YOU GOT TO TRY THIS.

IT'S KILLER.

YOU GOT TO TRY THIS.

IT'S KILLER.

THIS STUFF IS KILLER.

IT'S KILLER.

THIS STUFF IS KILLER.

THERE'S NO END TO THE

THIS STUFF IS KILLER.

THERE'S NO END TO THE

POSSIBILITIES.

THERE'S NO END TO THE

POSSIBILITIES.

[ SNIFFS ]

POSSIBILITIES.

[ SNIFFS ]

UGH!

[ SNIFFS ]

UGH!

WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

UGH!

WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

SECRET INGREDIENT.

WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

SECRET INGREDIENT.

USED KITTY LITTER.

SECRET INGREDIENT.

USED KITTY LITTER.

I KNOW IT SMELLS BAD, BUT THE

USED KITTY LITTER.

I KNOW IT SMELLS BAD, BUT THE

HIGH IS SO WORTH IT.

I KNOW IT SMELLS BAD, BUT THE

HIGH IS SO WORTH IT.

No.

HIGH IS SO WORTH IT.

No.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY IT.

No.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY IT.

NOT NOW.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY IT.

NOT NOW.

HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR

NOT NOW.

HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR

A SECOND?

HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR

A SECOND?

YEAH, I --

A SECOND?

YEAH, I --

HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT I YEAH, I --

HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT I ANOTHER TIME?

HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT I ANOTHER TIME?

I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

ANOTHER TIME?

I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

WHOLE PROCESS HERE.

I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

WHOLE PROCESS HERE.

WE GOT LOTS OF ORDERS TO FILL.

WHOLE PROCESS HERE.

WE GOT LOTS OF ORDERS TO FILL.

COOL?

WE GOT LOTS OF ORDERS TO FILL.

COOL?

ALL RIGHT.

COOL?

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, VINNY?

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, VINNY?

COOL, MAN.

HEY, VINNY?

COOL, MAN.

COOL.

COOL, MAN.

COOL.

YEAH.

[ SIGHS ]

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

WAIT!

WAIT UP.

WAIT!

WAIT UP.

CAN I COME WITH YOU?

WAIT UP.

CAN I COME WITH YOU?

I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO

CAN I COME WITH YOU?

I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO

WHERE I'M GOING.

I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO

WHERE I'M GOING.

REHAB.

WHERE I'M GOING.

REHAB.

[ CHUCKLES ]

REHAB.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

[ CHUCKLES ]

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE LOTS OF

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE LOTS OF

EXPERIENCE.

LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE LOTS OF

EXPERIENCE.

I'M SERIOUS, THOUGH.

EXPERIENCE.

I'M SERIOUS, THOUGH.

I'M NOT JUST TAKING A BREAK.

I'M SERIOUS, THOUGH.

I'M NOT JUST TAKING A BREAK.

ME TOO.

I'M NOT JUST TAKING A BREAK.

ME TOO.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN

ME TOO.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN

THERE?

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN

THERE?

A FEW.

THERE?

A FEW.

LAST NIGHT FREAKED ME OUT, TOO.

A FEW.

LAST NIGHT FREAKED ME OUT, TOO.

I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW.

LAST NIGHT FREAKED ME OUT, TOO.

I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW.

YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR HOUSE.

I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW.

YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR HOUSE.

IT'S ALREADY IN FORECLOSURE.

YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR HOUSE.

IT'S ALREADY IN FORECLOSURE.

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