All American Zombie Drugs Page #20

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SH*T.

ALL RIGHT, I SWEAR.

IF YOU TURN INTO ZOMBIES, WE

ALL RIGHT, I SWEAR.

IF YOU TURN INTO ZOMBIES, WE

WON'T KILL YOU.

IF YOU TURN INTO ZOMBIES, WE

WON'T KILL YOU.

WE WON'T KILL YOU.

WON'T KILL YOU.

WE WON'T KILL YOU.

NOW OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!

WE WON'T KILL YOU.

NOW OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!

SH*T. WHAT THE HELL?

NOW OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!

SH*T. WHAT THE HELL?

HEY, JIMMY! JIMMY!

SH*T. WHAT THE HELL?

HEY, JIMMY! JIMMY!

HEY! HEY!

HEY, JIMMY! JIMMY!

HEY! HEY!

GET OFF HIM!

HEY! HEY!

GET OFF HIM!

GET OFF! GET OFF!

GET OFF HIM!

GET OFF! GET OFF!

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TO

GET OFF! GET OFF!

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TO

HIM?

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING TO

HIM?

EATING HIM.

HIM?

EATING HIM.

GET IN!

EATING HIM.

GET IN!

OH, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!

GET IN!

OH, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!

ZOMBIES!

OH, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!

ZOMBIES!

LIKE IN THE MOVIES?

ZOMBIES!

LIKE IN THE MOVIES?

NO, LIKE IN REAL LIFE.

LIKE IN THE MOVIES?

NO, LIKE IN REAL LIFE.

IS THIS REALLY TIME TO BE A

NO, LIKE IN REAL LIFE.

IS THIS REALLY TIME TO BE A

SMARTASS?

IS THIS REALLY TIME TO BE A

SMARTASS?

YEAH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

SMARTASS?

YEAH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?

YEAH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?

THE DRUGS -- THIS IS ALL

HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?

THE DRUGS -- THIS IS ALL

BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS.

THE DRUGS -- THIS IS ALL

BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS.

NOT MY DRUGS.

BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS.

NOT MY DRUGS.

WHY DID YOU SCREW US?

NOT MY DRUGS.

WHY DID YOU SCREW US?

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE US THE

WHY DID YOU SCREW US?

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE US THE

REAL THING?

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE US THE

REAL THING?

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE.

REAL THING?

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE.

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN COPS.

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE.

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN COPS.

SERIOUSLY?

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN COPS.

SERIOUSLY?

YEAH, SERIOUSLY!

SERIOUSLY?

YEAH, SERIOUSLY!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUS YEAH, SERIOUSLY!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUS ANYMORE, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT A

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUS ANYMORE, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT A

GOOD REFERENCE.

ANYMORE, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT A

GOOD REFERENCE.

[ Crying ] WHY ARE YOU HERE?

GOOD REFERENCE.

[ Crying ] WHY ARE YOU HERE?

I HEARD YOU WERE SELLING OUR

[ Crying ] WHY ARE YOU HERE?

I HEARD YOU WERE SELLING OUR

SH*T.

I HEARD YOU WERE SELLING OUR

SH*T.

SO, I BROUGHT YOU THE REAL

SH*T.

SO, I BROUGHT YOU THE REAL

STUFF.

SO, I BROUGHT YOU THE REAL

STUFF.

OH.

STUFF.

OH.

IT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS DO.

OH.

IT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS DO.

WHERE IS IT?

IT'S WHAT WE ALWAYS DO.

WHERE IS IT?

WHY?!

WHERE IS IT?

WHY?!

IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA

WHY?!

IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA

DIE HIGH.

IF I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA

DIE HIGH.

[ WHIMPERS ]

DIE HIGH.

[ WHIMPERS ]

IT'S IN MY CAR.

[ WHIMPERS ]

IT'S IN MY CAR.

I THINK THEY'RE GONE.

IT'S IN MY CAR.

I THINK THEY'RE GONE.

I'M GONNA MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

I THINK THEY'RE GONE.

I'M GONNA MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

WE'RE GONNA GO TO SOMEPLACE

I'M GONNA MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

WE'RE GONNA GO TO SOMEPLACE

SAFE.

WE'RE GONNA GO TO SOMEPLACE

SAFE.

BOBBY'S GOT MY KEYS!

SAFE.

BOBBY'S GOT MY KEYS!

WELL, IS IT UNLOCKED?

BOBBY'S GOT MY KEYS!

WELL, IS IT UNLOCKED?

YEAH.

WELL, IS IT UNLOCKED?

YEAH.

WE'LL TAKE MY CAR.

YEAH.

WE'LL TAKE MY CAR.

GO TO YOUR CAR AND GET OUR

WE'LL TAKE MY CAR.

GO TO YOUR CAR AND GET OUR

STUFF.

GO TO YOUR CAR AND GET OUR

STUFF.

LOOK.

STUFF.

LOOK.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ME.

LOOK.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ME.

MAN, YOU DO HAVE TRUS YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ME.

MAN, YOU DO HAVE TRUS ISSUES.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

BUDDY?

OH, SH*T!

WHO'S HIGHER?

IS THIS A CONTEST?

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO

IS THIS A CONTEST?

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO

SHOULD DRIVE.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO

SHOULD DRIVE.

LET'S SEE WHO CAN SAY THE

SHOULD DRIVE.

LET'S SEE WHO CAN SAY THE

ALPHABET BACKWARDS FASTER.

LET'S SEE WHO CAN SAY THE

ALPHABET BACKWARDS FASTER.

OKAY.

ALPHABET BACKWARDS FASTER.

OKAY.

GO!

OKAY.

GO!

Both:
"Z," "Y"...

GO!

Both:
"Z," "Y"...

DAMN IT, WHAT COMES BEFORE

Both:
"Z," "Y"...

DAMN IT, WHAT COMES BEFORE

"Y"?

DAMN IT, WHAT COMES BEFORE

"Y"?

I DON'T KNOW. I FORGOT.

"Y"?

I DON'T KNOW. I FORGOT.

WHO CARES?

I DON'T KNOW. I FORGOT.

WHO CARES?

YOU WIN. YOU DRIVE.

WHO CARES?

YOU WIN. YOU DRIVE.

AAHHH!

YOU WIN. YOU DRIVE.

AAHHH!

[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]

AAHHH!

[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]

I HATE MY F***ING MECHANIC!

[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]

I HATE MY F***ING MECHANIC!

IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, I'M

I HATE MY F***ING MECHANIC!

IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, I'M

SUING HIM.

IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, I'M

SUING HIM.

[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ HISSES ]

ZOMBIE OR NOT, YOU SHOULD

KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH A

ZOMBIE OR NOT, YOU SHOULD

KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH A

GIRL --

KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH A

GIRL --

[ GROWLS ]

WELL, THAT WAS STUPID!

OH, YOU DON'T WANT ANY?

I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

OH, YOU DON'T WANT ANY?

I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

LET'S HOPE IT'S GOOD.

I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

LET'S HOPE IT'S GOOD.

GOOD -- VERY GOOD.

LET'S HOPE IT'S GOOD.

GOOD -- VERY GOOD.

[ COUGHS ]

GOOD -- VERY GOOD.

[ COUGHS ]

WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[ COUGHS ]

WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MY NOSE IS BURNING.

WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MY NOSE IS BURNING.

OH, MY NOSE IS BURNING!

MY NOSE IS BURNING.

OH, MY NOSE IS BURNING!

OOH.

OH, MY NOSE IS BURNING!

OOH.

I THINK...

OOH.

I THINK...

YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.

I THINK...

YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.

I THINK IT'S HAPPENING.

YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.

I THINK IT'S HAPPENING.

OH!

I THINK IT'S HAPPENING.

OH!

YOU OKAY?

OH!

YOU OKAY?

OH, MY GOD.

YOU OKAY?

OH, MY GOD.

DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS.

OH, MY GOD.

DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS.

VINNY, COME ON!

DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS.

VINNY, COME ON!

YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.

VINNY, COME ON!

YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.

PLEASE!

YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.

PLEASE!

SPEAK TO ME!

PLEASE!

SPEAK TO ME!

[ GROANS ]

SPEAK TO ME!

[ GROANS ]

THERE YOU ARE!

[ GROANS ]

THERE YOU ARE!

[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

THERE YOU ARE!

[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

DON'T BOTHER.

[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ]

DON'T BOTHER.

YOU'RE A ZOMBIE NOW.

DON'T BOTHER.

YOU'RE A ZOMBIE NOW.

YOU LOST THAT PRIVILEGE.

YOU'RE A ZOMBIE NOW.

YOU LOST THAT PRIVILEGE.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

YOU LOST THAT PRIVILEGE.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

I PRACTICALLY DUG THAT GRAVE ALL

BUT DON'T WORRY.

I PRACTICALLY DUG THAT GRAVE ALL

THE WAY TO HELL JUST FOR YOU,

I PRACTICALLY DUG THAT GRAVE ALL

THE WAY TO HELL JUST FOR YOU,

BROTHER.

THE WAY TO HELL JUST FOR YOU,

BROTHER.

THAT IS WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO,

BROTHER.

THAT IS WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO,

RIGHT?

THAT IS WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO,

RIGHT?

[ BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE ]

RIGHT?

[ BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE ]

HMM...

[ BIRD SCREECHES IN DISTANCE ]

HMM...

WELL, THERE MAY BE ONE LAS HMM...

WELL, THERE MAY BE ONE LAS CHANCE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM

WELL, THERE MAY BE ONE LAS CHANCE TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM

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