All American Zombie Drugs Page #19
THINGS UP.
WE PROBABLY DIDN'T BURY HER
DEEP ENOUGH.
DEEP ENOUGH.
[ WHIMPERS ]
DEEP ENOUGH.
[ WHIMPERS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ WHIMPERS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TRYING TO BE SAD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TRYING TO BE SAD.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, COME ON, MAN.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HOME.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HOME.
HOME.
I GOT HOMEWORK TO DO.
DON'T WORRY, THOUGH.
I GOT HOMEWORK TO DO.
DON'T WORRY, THOUGH.
IF YOU'RE ALL DEAD BY MORNING,
DON'T WORRY, THOUGH.
IF YOU'RE ALL DEAD BY MORNING,
I'LL MAKE SURE TO BURY YOUR
IF YOU'RE ALL DEAD BY MORNING,
BODIES, TOO, SO THE COYOTES
BODIES, TOO, SO THE COYOTES
DON'T GET YOU FIRST.
STUPID!
UNBELIEVABLE.
STUPID!
UNBELIEVABLE.
KARA.
UNBELIEVABLE.
KARA.
YOU...YOU'RE ALIVE?
KARA.
YOU...YOU'RE ALIVE?
[ GROWLS ]
YOU...YOU'RE ALIVE?
[ GROWLS ]
AAH!
[ GROWLS ]
AAH!
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHOA!
OH, WHAT THE F***?!
[ GROWLING ]
OH, WHAT THE F***?!
[ GROWLING ]
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
[ GROWLING ]
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
HIT HER WITH THE SHOVEL!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
HIT HER WITH THE SHOVEL!
I CAN'T.
HIT HER WITH THE SHOVEL!
I CAN'T.
WHY NOT?!
I CAN'T.
WHY NOT?!
BECAUSE I DON'T HIT WOMEN,
WHY NOT?!
BECAUSE I DON'T HIT WOMEN,
EVEN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES.
BECAUSE I DON'T HIT WOMEN,
EVEN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES.
COME ON.
COME ON.
NO, NO, VINNY!
COME ON.
NO, NO, VINNY!
IF YOU DO, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE
NO, NO, VINNY!
IF YOU DO, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE
YOU.
IF YOU DO, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE
YOU.
I'LL DO IT.
YOU.
I'LL DO IT.
NO!
I'LL DO IT.
NO!
NO!
I'M NOT LETTING YOU OR ANYONE
ELSE SMASH HER HEAD IN.
I'M NOT LETTING YOU OR ANYONE
ELSE SMASH HER HEAD IN.
IT'S THE STUFF.
ELSE SMASH HER HEAD IN.
IT'S THE STUFF.
IT'S NOT HER.
IT'S THE STUFF.
IT'S NOT HER.
IT'S JUST A BAD REACTION.
IT'S NOT HER.
[ GROWLS ]
IT'S JUST A BAD REACTION.
[ GROWLS ]
SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D STILL
[ GROWLS ]
SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D STILL
WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER, EVEN IF
SO, YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D STILL
WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER, EVEN IF
SHE JUST ATE SPIDER?!
WANT TO GO OUT WITH HER, EVEN IF
SHE JUST ATE SPIDER?!
YES.
SHE JUST ATE SPIDER?!
YES.
OH!
YES.
OH!
LOOK.
OH!
LOOK.
YOU GUYS JUST GO BACK UP TO THE
LOOK.
YOU GUYS JUST GO BACK UP TO THE
HOUSE.
YOU GUYS JUST GO BACK UP TO THE
HOUSE.
I'LL STAY WITH HER.
HOUSE.
I'LL STAY WITH HER.
SHE WON'T EAT ME.
I'LL STAY WITH HER.
SHE WON'T EAT ME.
SHE LOVES ME.
SHE WON'T EAT ME.
SHE LOVES ME.
GO!
SHE LOVES ME.
GO!
COME ON.
GO!
COME ON.
[ GROWLS ]
BABY, I KNOW YOU WANT TO EA ME, BUT IT'S NOT YOU.
BABY, I KNOW YOU WANT TO EA ME, BUT IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S THE DRUGS.
ME, BUT IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S THE DRUGS.
[ ROARS ]
IT'S THE DRUGS.
[ ROARS ]
COME ON.
[ ROARS ]
COME ON.
YOU'RE JUST HAVING A BAD
COME ON.
YOU'RE JUST HAVING A BAD
REACTION.
YOU'RE JUST HAVING A BAD
REACTION.
WHY DON'T -- WHY DON'T WE JUS REACTION.
WHY DON'T -- WHY DON'T WE JUS LAY DOWN?
WHY DON'T -- WHY DON'T WE JUS LAY DOWN?
TAKE A NAP?
LAY DOWN?
TAKE A NAP?
SLEEP IT OFF, MAYBE?
TAKE A NAP?
SLEEP IT OFF, MAYBE?
AAH!
SLEEP IT OFF, MAYBE?
AAH!
AAHHH!
AAH!
AAHHH!
AAHHH!
OH, MY GOD, THIS SUCKS!
AAHHH!
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
DRUGS?
IT HAS TO BE.
DRUGS?
IT HAS TO BE.
IT HAS TO BE.
SIGNS ARE BESIDES ENDLESS
I WONDER WHAT THE INITIAL
SIGNS ARE BESIDES ENDLESS
HUNGER, NO INSTINCT FOR
SIGNS ARE BESIDES ENDLESS
HUNGER, NO INSTINCT FOR
SELF-SURVIVAL, AND WANDERING
HUNGER, NO INSTINCT FOR
SELF-SURVIVAL, AND WANDERING
AIMLESSLY?
SELF-SURVIVAL, AND WANDERING
AIMLESSLY?
ARE YOU SURE WE AREN'T ALREADY
AIMLESSLY?
ARE YOU SURE WE AREN'T ALREADY
ZOMBIES?
ARE YOU SURE WE AREN'T ALREADY
ZOMBIES?
ZOMBIES?
[ SQUEALS ]
[ SQUEALS ]
OPEN THE DOOR!
[ SQUEALS ]
OPEN THE DOOR!
WHY?!
OPEN THE DOOR!
WHY?!
WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
WHY?!
ABOUT WHAT?!
ABOUT WHAT?!
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
ABOUT WHAT?!
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
WE CAN'T!
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
WE CAN'T!
WE CAN'T!
THERE ARE ZOMBIES OUT THERE!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
ZOMBIES.
[ CHUCKLES ]
ZOMBIES.
ZOMBIES.
ZOMBIES.
ZOMBIES.
SEE...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
ZOMBIES.
SEE...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
PEOPLE SMOKING IN THERE?
PEOPLE SMOKING IN THERE?
CERTAINLY NOT WHAT WE GAVE
CERTAINLY NOT WHAT WE GAVE
THEM.
THEM.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
THEM.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I HEARD THAT!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I HEARD THAT!
I HEARD THAT!
HEY, YOU STOLE OUR NIECE'S --
JIMMY'S NIECE'S BACKPACK.
JIMMY'S NIECE'S BACKPACK.
YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE YOU GE JIMMY'S NIECE'S BACKPACK.
YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE YOU GE EATEN!
YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE YOU GE EATEN!
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
EATEN!
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
JIMMY, JIMMY.
OPEN THE FREAKIN' DOOR!
JIMMY, JIMMY.
RELAX -- YOUR HEART.
JIMMY, JIMMY.
RELAX -- YOUR HEART.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
RELAX -- YOUR HEART.
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, YOU SHITHEADS HAVE
IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, YOU SHITHEADS HAVE
TILL THE COUNT OF THREE, AND I'M
ALL RIGHT, YOU SHITHEADS HAVE
TILL THE COUNT OF THREE, AND I'M
KICKING THE DOOR IN.
TILL THE COUNT OF THREE, AND I'M
KICKING THE DOOR IN.
THEN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE.
KICKING THE DOOR IN.
THEN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE.
ONE...
THEN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ANYMORE.
ONE...
TWO...
ONE...
TWO...
ON TWO CONDITIONS!
TWO...
ON TWO CONDITIONS!
WHAT?
ON TWO CONDITIONS!
WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT?
SWEAR YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.
WHAT?
SWEAR YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
SWEAR YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
OKAY.
OKAY.
I SWEAR.
OKAY.
I SWEAR.
WE'RE NOT ZOMBIES. I SWEAR.
I SWEAR.
WE'RE NOT ZOMBIES. I SWEAR.
AND IF WE TURN INTO ZOMBIES,
WE'RE NOT ZOMBIES. I SWEAR.
YOU WON'T KILL US?
YOU WON'T KILL US?
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU WON'T KILL US?
[ LAUGHS ]
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SH*T?
[ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT, I SWEAR.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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