All American Zombie Drugs Page #18

IS IT JUST ME?

LOOK IF WE GET CAUGHT?

IS IT JUST ME?

OR DOES "OFFICER, WE DIDN'T KNOW

IS IT JUST ME?

OR DOES "OFFICER, WE DIDN'T KNOW

SHE WAS DEAD" SOUND A LOT BETTER

OR DOES "OFFICER, WE DIDN'T KNOW

SHE WAS DEAD" SOUND A LOT BETTER

THAN "NAH, WE KNEW SHE WAS DEAD.

SHE WAS DEAD" SOUND A LOT BETTER

THAN "NAH, WE KNEW SHE WAS DEAD.

SO, WE BURIED HER."

THAN "NAH, WE KNEW SHE WAS DEAD.

SO, WE BURIED HER."

WE CAN'T LET HER BODY RO SO, WE BURIED HER."

WE CAN'T LET HER BODY RO HERE IN MY LIVING ROOM.

WE CAN'T LET HER BODY RO HERE IN MY LIVING ROOM.

WHERE?

HERE IN MY LIVING ROOM.

WHERE?

[ LAUGHS ]

WHERE?

[ LAUGHS ]

I'M DONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

I'M DONE.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

I'M DONE.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.

I'M OFF TO THE AFTERLIFE.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.

I'M OFF TO THE AFTERLIFE.

AND I DON'T GET RECEPTION THERE.

I'M OFF TO THE AFTERLIFE.

AND I DON'T GET RECEPTION THERE.

THERE'S A PIECE OF PROPERTY

AND I DON'T GET RECEPTION THERE.

THERE'S A PIECE OF PROPERTY

OUT BACK WHERE WE USED TO BURY

THERE'S A PIECE OF PROPERTY

OUT BACK WHERE WE USED TO BURY

OUR ANIMALS.

OUT BACK WHERE WE USED TO BURY

OUR ANIMALS.

NO ONE WILL THINK ANYTHING.

OUR ANIMALS.

NO ONE WILL THINK ANYTHING.

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT SHE

NO ONE WILL THINK ANYTHING.

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT SHE

WANTS?

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WHAT SHE

WANTS?

ABSOLUTELY.

WANTS?

ABSOLUTELY.

NO, WE -- WE CAN'T DO THIS!

ABSOLUTELY.

NO, WE -- WE CAN'T DO THIS!

YOU GUYS ARE ALL MESSED UP.

NO, WE -- WE CAN'T DO THIS!

YOU GUYS ARE ALL MESSED UP.

AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

YOU GUYS ARE ALL MESSED UP.

AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT!

AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT!

THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

TALKING ABOUT!

THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

DO YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE?

THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

DO YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE?

IF NOT, I VOTE WE DO IT NOW.

DO YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE?

IF NOT, I VOTE WE DO IT NOW.

W-WHAT IF PEOPLE COME LOOKING

IF NOT, I VOTE WE DO IT NOW.

W-WHAT IF PEOPLE COME LOOKING

FOR HER?

W-WHAT IF PEOPLE COME LOOKING

FOR HER?

THEY WON'T.

FOR HER?

THEY WON'T.

[ LAUGHS ]

THEY WON'T.

[ LAUGHS ]

SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FAMILY.

[ LAUGHS ]

SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FAMILY.

DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND

SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FAMILY.

DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

DUDE, THIS IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

DON'T YOU CARE?

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

DON'T YOU CARE?

OF COURSE I DO.

DON'T YOU CARE?

OF COURSE I DO.

I'M JUST, LIKE, REALLY F***ING

OF COURSE I DO.

I'M JUST, LIKE, REALLY F***ING

HIGH RIGHT NOW.

I'M JUST, LIKE, REALLY F***ING

HIGH RIGHT NOW.

I'M SURE I'LL CRY WHEN I COME

HIGH RIGHT NOW.

I'M SURE I'LL CRY WHEN I COME

DOWN.

I'M SURE I'LL CRY WHEN I COME

DOWN.

[ LAUGHS ]

DOWN.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

DUDE, THOSE GUYS BETTER NO [ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

DUDE, THOSE GUYS BETTER NO BE SCREWING WITH US.

DUDE, THOSE GUYS BETTER NO BE SCREWING WITH US.

IF HE DOES, I'M GONNA SEND

BE SCREWING WITH US.

IF HE DOES, I'M GONNA SEND

HIM A COMPUTER VIRUS.

HEY.

YOU GUYS HERE?

JACKPOT.

I WONDER IF IT'S GOOD!

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND

I WONDER IF IT'S GOOD!

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND

OUT.

[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

ANYONE WANT TO SAY ANYTHING?

YEAH.

ANYONE WANT TO SAY ANYTHING?

YEAH.

I'M COMING DOWN, AND I WANT TO

YEAH.

I'M COMING DOWN, AND I WANT TO

DO MORE.

I'M COMING DOWN, AND I WANT TO

DO MORE.

I MEANT, LIKE, SOMETHING FOR

DO MORE.

I MEANT, LIKE, SOMETHING FOR

KARA?

I MEANT, LIKE, SOMETHING FOR

KARA?

HI, BABY.

KARA?

HI, BABY.

I PROMISE I NEVER CHEATED ON

HI, BABY.

I PROMISE I NEVER CHEATED ON

YOU...

I PROMISE I NEVER CHEATED ON

YOU...

EXCEPT IN MY HALLUCINATIONS, OF

YOU...

EXCEPT IN MY HALLUCINATIONS, OF

COURSE.

EXCEPT IN MY HALLUCINATIONS, OF

COURSE.

TOUCHING.

COURSE.

TOUCHING.

THANK YOU.

TOUCHING.

THANK YOU.

LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF

THANK YOU.

LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF

SILENCE FOR HER.

LET'S HAVE A MOMENT OF

SILENCE FOR HER.

OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

NOO NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO

THIS SH*T IS GREAT!

NOO-NOO

THIS SH*T IS GREAT!

DUDE, YOU DID US RIGHT, MAN!

THIS SH*T IS GREAT!

DUDE, YOU DID US RIGHT, MAN!

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

DUDE, YOU DID US RIGHT, MAN!

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

NOO-NOO-NOO

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

DO YOU GUYS HEAR MUSIC?

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

DO YOU GUYS HEAR MUSIC?

PARTY PEOPLE:

DO YOU GUYS HEAR MUSIC?

PARTY PEOPLE:

NO.

PARTY PEOPLE:

NO.

BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO.

NO.

BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO.

HOW MUCH DID YOU GUYS DO?

BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO.

HOW MUCH DID YOU GUYS DO?

A LOT!

HOW MUCH DID YOU GUYS DO?

A LOT!

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

A LOT!

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

I WANT TO HEAR MUSIC.

NOO-NOO-NOO-NOO

I WANT TO HEAR MUSIC.

DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD

I WANT TO HEAR MUSIC.

DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD

WAIT?

DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD

WAIT?

DUDE, GIVE ME A BREAK.

WAIT?

DUDE, GIVE ME A BREAK.

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED.

DUDE, GIVE ME A BREAK.

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED.

YEAH, EXACTLY!

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DIED.

YEAH, EXACTLY!

I WANT MORE, TOO.

YEAH, EXACTLY!

I WANT MORE, TOO.

YEAH. VINNY?

I WANT MORE, TOO.

YEAH. VINNY?

SURE, I'LL DO MORE.

YEAH. VINNY?

SURE, I'LL DO MORE.

YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.

SURE, I'LL DO MORE.

YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.

WHAT IF IT KILLED KARA?

YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.

WHAT IF IT KILLED KARA?

IT DIDN'T!

WHAT IF IT KILLED KARA?

IT DIDN'T!

KARA DID TOO MUCH.

IT DIDN'T!

KARA DID TOO MUCH.

SHE ALWAYS DID TOO MUCH.

[ SNIFFLING ]

WELL, THAT'S IT.

WELL, LET'S MAKE MORE.

I CAN'T.

WELL, LET'S MAKE MORE.

I CAN'T.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE KITTY

I CAN'T.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE KITTY

LITTER.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE KITTY

LITTER.

HEY, DO YOU GUYS HEAR MAX AND

LITTER.

HEY, DO YOU GUYS HEAR MAX AND

STONE?

THEY'RE DEAD.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ GROANS ]

THIS GUY'S GOT A LITTLE MEAT ON

HIS BONES.

HEY, GUYS?

WHAT?

KARA'S...MISSING.

WHAT?

KARA'S...MISSING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S

KARA'S...MISSING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S

MISSING?

THIS IS CRAZY.

WHO THE F*** WOULD STEAL HER

BODY?

WHO THE F*** WOULD STEAL HER

BODY?

ARE THERE COYOTES AROUND

BODY?

ARE THERE COYOTES AROUND

HERE?

ARE THERE COYOTES AROUND

HERE?

OH, YEAH. FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

HERE?

OH, YEAH. FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

BUT THEY USUALLY DON'T DIG

OH, YEAH. FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

BUT THEY USUALLY DON'T DIG

THINGS UP.

BUT THEY USUALLY DON'T DIG

THINGS UP.

WE PROBABLY DIDN'T BURY HER

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