All American Zombie Drugs Page #17

Synopsis: Vinny and Sebastion, two burnouts, going nowhere in small town suburbia and still riding the high of their high-school days, start a business doing the only thing they have ever excelled at...drugs. With the help of a jealous girlfriend and a rich goth chick, Vinny and Sebastion take on the mob, angry, geeky, frat-boys, and zombies in the search of the perfect high.
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Alex Ballar
Actors: Beau Nelson, Wolfgang Weber, Susan Graham, Natalie Irby
Production: Midnight Releasing
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.5
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PG-13
Year:
2010
99 min
Website
63 Views

THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A

THEM TO ATHLETES.

THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A

TEST FOR THIS SH*T IN THE

THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE A

TEST FOR THIS SH*T IN THE

OLYMPICS.

TEST FOR THIS SH*T IN THE

OLYMPICS.

YOU HEAR THAT, VINNY?

OLYMPICS.

YOU HEAR THAT, VINNY?

YEAH.

YOU HEAR THAT, VINNY?

YEAH.

WHAT ARE YOU READING?

YEAH.

WHAT ARE YOU READING?

EVERYTHING.

WHAT ARE YOU READING?

EVERYTHING.

DID YOU READ ALL THOSE BOOKS?

EVERYTHING.

DID YOU READ ALL THOSE BOOKS?

YEAH.

DID YOU READ ALL THOSE BOOKS?

YEAH.

I LOVE TO READ.

YEAH.

I LOVE TO READ.

READING IS FUN.

I LOVE TO READ.

READING IS FUN.

LEARNING IS FUN.

READING IS FUN.

LEARNING IS FUN.

I HOPE WE NEVER RUN OUT OF

LEARNING IS FUN.

I HOPE WE NEVER RUN OUT OF

BOOKS!

I HOPE WE NEVER RUN OUT OF

BOOKS!

DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU JUS BOOKS!

DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU JUS SAID?

DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU JUS SAID?

WHAT?

SAID?

WHAT?

THIS SH*T IS LIKE A F***ING

WHAT?

THIS SH*T IS LIKE A F***ING

STUDY AID, TOO.

THIS SH*T IS LIKE A F***ING

STUDY AID, TOO.

I F***ING LOVE IT!

STUDY AID, TOO.

I F***ING LOVE IT!

WHERE'S MELISSA?

I F***ING LOVE IT!

WHERE'S MELISSA?

I DON'T KNOW -- UPSTAIRS

WHERE'S MELISSA?

I DON'T KNOW -- UPSTAIRS

MEDITATING OR SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW -- UPSTAIRS

MEDITATING OR SOMETHING.

SHI-BABA-LABA-SHI.

MEDITATING OR SOMETHING.

SHI-BABA-LABA-SHI.

KAMA-KAMA-CHI.

SHI-BABA-LABA-SHI.

KAMA-KAMA-CHI.

YATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA.

KAMA-KAMA-CHI.

YATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA.

BE WHO YOU WANT TO.

YATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA-TATA.

BE WHO YOU WANT TO.

WAA-LAA AAH-AAH.

BE WHO YOU WANT TO.

WAA-LAA AAH-AAH.

[ GASPS ]

WAA-LAA AAH-AAH.

[ GASPS ]

IF YOU ARE HERE WITH ME, MOVE

[ GASPS ]

IF YOU ARE HERE WITH ME, MOVE

SOMETHING!

IF YOU ARE HERE WITH ME, MOVE

SOMETHING!

MAYBE THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK.

SOMETHING!

MAYBE THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK.

COULD YOU KNOCK ON SOMETHING FOR

MAYBE THAT WAS TOO MUCH TO ASK.

COULD YOU KNOCK ON SOMETHING FOR

ME?

COULD YOU KNOCK ON SOMETHING FOR

ME?

OKAY.

ME?

OKAY.

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST TELL ME IN MY

OKAY.

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST TELL ME IN MY

HEAD IF YOU ARE HERE.

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST TELL ME IN MY

HEAD IF YOU ARE HERE.

WELCOME, KORAMA!

HEAD IF YOU ARE HERE.

WELCOME, KORAMA!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

WELCOME, KORAMA!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

HOLY SH*T!

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

HOLY SH*T!

I'M REALLY PSYCHIC!

HOLY SH*T!

I'M REALLY PSYCHIC!

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,

I'M REALLY PSYCHIC!

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,

MOVE IT!

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,

MOVE IT!

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

MOVE IT!

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

YOU'RE THE MAN.

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

YOU'RE THE MAN.

NO, YOU'RE THE MAN.

YOU'RE THE MAN.

NO, YOU'RE THE MAN.

I AM THE MAN!

NO, YOU'RE THE MAN.

I AM THE MAN!

YOU ARE THE MAN!

I AM THE MAN!

YOU ARE THE MAN!

AND YOU'RE THE WO-MAN!

YOU ARE THE MAN!

AND YOU'RE THE WO-MAN!

OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THAT.

AND YOU'RE THE WO-MAN!

OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THAT.

WITH WHAT?

OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THAT.

WITH WHAT?

I SEE THEY'RE GOOD.

WITH WHAT?

I SEE THEY'RE GOOD.

WHERE ARE THEY?

I SEE THEY'RE GOOD.

WHERE ARE THEY?

IN THE KITCHEN.

WHERE ARE THEY?

IN THE KITCHEN.

I HAVE ONE IN A BAG FOR YOU.

IN THE KITCHEN.

I HAVE ONE IN A BAG FOR YOU.

GREAT.

I HAVE ONE IN A BAG FOR YOU.

GREAT.

UM, BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU

GREAT.

UM, BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU

GUYS DOING?

UM, BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU

GUYS DOING?

WORKING OUT.

GUYS DOING?

WORKING OUT.

WANT TO COME?

WORKING OUT.

WANT TO COME?

THANKS, BUT I'LL PASS.

WANT TO COME?

THANKS, BUT I'LL PASS.

GOOD GAME!

HEY, GUYS, DO YOU KNOW --

VINNY, SOMETHING BAD IS ABOU TO HAPPEN.

VINNY, SOMETHING BAD IS ABOU TO HAPPEN.

THE SPIRITS TOLD ME SO.

TO HAPPEN.

THE SPIRITS TOLD ME SO.

[ Jittery ] CAN IT WAIT?

THE SPIRITS TOLD ME SO.

[ Jittery ] CAN IT WAIT?

THIS IS A GOOD CHAPTER.

[ Jittery ] CAN IT WAIT?

THIS IS A GOOD CHAPTER.

DID SOMEONE SAY, "CUCKOO"?

LET'S DO SOME MORE.

ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH!

ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH!

[ LAUGHS ]

MORE!

REALLY?

YEAH!

REALLY?

YEAH!

I'M TOO TIRED.

YEAH!

I'M TOO TIRED.

LAY DOWN.

LET'S DO IT.

HERE? ARE YOU SURE?

CAN YOU GET IT UP?

HERE? ARE YOU SURE?

CAN YOU GET IT UP?

OF COURSE I CAN GET IT UP.

CAN YOU GET IT UP?

OF COURSE I CAN GET IT UP.

YEAH.

OF COURSE I CAN GET IT UP.

YEAH.

[ PANTING ]

YEAH.

[ PANTING ]

ARE YOU OKAY?

[ PANTING ]

ARE YOU OKAY?

PERFECT.

ARE YOU OKAY?

PERFECT.

I'M SO EXCITED.

PERFECT.

I'M SO EXCITED.

REALLY?

I'M SO EXCITED.

REALLY?

YOUR HEART RATE'S RACING REALLY

REALLY?

YOUR HEART RATE'S RACING REALLY

FAST.

YOUR HEART RATE'S RACING REALLY

FAST.

IT IS!

FAST.

IT IS!

OH, COME ON, KARA!

IT IS!

OH, COME ON, KARA!

[ SIGHS ]

OH, COME ON, KARA!

[ SIGHS ]

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN

[ SIGHS ]

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN

YOU MAKE FUN OF MY NARCOLEPSY.

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN

YOU MAKE FUN OF MY NARCOLEPSY.

BABY?

YOU MAKE FUN OF MY NARCOLEPSY.

BABY?

[ GRUNTS ]

IS SHE OKAY?

NO!

I THINK SHE HAS NARCOLEPSY, TOO,

NO!

I THINK SHE HAS NARCOLEPSY, TOO,

NOW.

I THINK SHE HAS NARCOLEPSY, TOO,

NOW.

IT MUST CONTAGIOUS THROUGH SEX.

NOW.

IT MUST CONTAGIOUS THROUGH SEX.

SHE'S...SHE'S DEAD.

IT MUST CONTAGIOUS THROUGH SEX.

SHE'S...SHE'S DEAD.

OH, MAN!

SHE'S...SHE'S DEAD.

OH, MAN!

HERE, I WAS HOPING I WAS

OH, MAN!

HERE, I WAS HOPING I WAS

HALLUCINATING AGAIN, TOO.

HERE, I WAS HOPING I WAS

HALLUCINATING AGAIN, TOO.

UM...COME GET IN THE CAR.

HALLUCINATING AGAIN, TOO.

UM...COME GET IN THE CAR.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE TESTED

ON ANIMALS.

THAT'S JUST F***ING EVIL.

ON ANIMALS.

THAT'S JUST F***ING EVIL.

NO, IT'S NOT.

THAT'S JUST F***ING EVIL.

NO, IT'S NOT.

GOVERNMENT DOES IT ALL THE TIME.

NO, IT'S NOT.

GOVERNMENT DOES IT ALL THE TIME.

MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO

GOVERNMENT DOES IT ALL THE TIME.

MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO

THE HOSPITAL.

MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO

THE HOSPITAL.

WHAT IF YOU GUYS DIE, TOO?

THE HOSPITAL.

WHAT IF YOU GUYS DIE, TOO?

I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO

WHAT IF YOU GUYS DIE, TOO?

I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO

JAIL.

I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO

JAIL.

BESIDES, I FEEL GREAT.

JAIL.

BESIDES, I FEEL GREAT.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS.

BESIDES, I FEEL GREAT.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS.

OKAY, THEN, WHAT DO WE DO?

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS.

OKAY, THEN, WHAT DO WE DO?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE

OKAY, THEN, WHAT DO WE DO?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE

PSYCHIC?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE

PSYCHIC?

WE HAVE TO BURY HER.

PSYCHIC?

WE HAVE TO BURY HER.

I JUST SPOKE TO HER ON THE OTHER

WE HAVE TO BURY HER.

I JUST SPOKE TO HER ON THE OTHER

SIDE.

I JUST SPOKE TO HER ON THE OTHER

SIDE.

IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS!

SIDE.

IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS!

I CALL BULLSHIT.

IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS!

I CALL BULLSHIT.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW THAT'LL

I CALL BULLSHIT.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW THAT'LL

LOOK IF WE GET CAUGHT?

DO YOU REALIZE HOW THAT'LL

LOOK IF WE GET CAUGHT?

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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