All American Zombie Drugs Page #16

LESSON LEARNED.

I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD

LESSON LEARNED.

I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD

GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRE I WISH THERE WAS A WAY I COULD

GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRE INGREDIENT FOR THE FAMILY

GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRE INGREDIENT FOR THE FAMILY

'SHROOMS.

INGREDIENT FOR THE FAMILY

'SHROOMS.

WOULDN'T WORK WITH WHAT YOU

'SHROOMS.

WOULDN'T WORK WITH WHAT YOU

HAVE, ANYWAY.

WOULDN'T WORK WITH WHAT YOU

HAVE, ANYWAY.

IS IT A CHEMICAL?

HAVE, ANYWAY.

IS IT A CHEMICAL?

NO.

IS IT A CHEMICAL?

NO.

HOUSEHOLD CLEANER?

NO.

HOUSEHOLD CLEANER?

KINDA, BUT NOT REALLY.

HOUSEHOLD CLEANER?

KINDA, BUT NOT REALLY.

DOES IT REQUIRE MILITARY

KINDA, BUT NOT REALLY.

DOES IT REQUIRE MILITARY

CLEARANCE?

DOES IT REQUIRE MILITARY

CLEARANCE?

TRUTH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CLEARANCE?

TRUTH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I IS EXACTLY.

TRUTH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I IS EXACTLY.

MY UNCLE JUST MAKES IT FOR THE

IS EXACTLY.

MY UNCLE JUST MAKES IT FOR THE

HORSES WHEN THEY'RE CONSTIPATED.

MY UNCLE JUST MAKES IT FOR THE

HORSES WHEN THEY'RE CONSTIPATED.

[ SNAPS FINGERS ]

HORSES WHEN THEY'RE CONSTIPATED.

[ SNAPS FINGERS ]

OLD COWBOY SECRET.

[ SNAPS FINGERS ]

OLD COWBOY SECRET.

NO, ACTUALLY, HE GOT THE

OLD COWBOY SECRET.

NO, ACTUALLY, HE GOT THE

FORMULA ONLINE.

NO, ACTUALLY, HE GOT THE

FORMULA ONLINE.

AND WHAT DOES IT DO TO THE

FORMULA ONLINE.

AND WHAT DOES IT DO TO THE

COWS?

AND WHAT DOES IT DO TO THE

COWS?

DIARRHEA.

COWS?

DIARRHEA.

NASTY, NASTY DIARRHEA.

DIARRHEA.

NASTY, NASTY DIARRHEA.

MAKES SENSE.

NASTY, NASTY DIARRHEA.

MAKES SENSE.

YOU KNOW, ME AND YOU, WE SHOULD

MAKES SENSE.

YOU KNOW, ME AND YOU, WE SHOULD

GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER.

YOU KNOW, ME AND YOU, WE SHOULD

GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER.

[ SCOFFS ]

GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER.

[ SCOFFS ]

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SELL.

[ SCOFFS ]

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SELL.

I WILL SOON.

NO MORE RETURNS, ONLY EXCHANGES.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,

MAN?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,

MAN?

IF ANYONE COMES HERE, YOU

MAN?

IF ANYONE COMES HERE, YOU

TELL THEM COME BACK IN A FEW

IF ANYONE COMES HERE, YOU

TELL THEM COME BACK IN A FEW

DAYS.

TELL THEM COME BACK IN A FEW

DAYS.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR OWN DRUGS.

DAYS.

WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR OWN DRUGS.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT?

WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR OWN DRUGS.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT?

THE INTERNET.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT?

THE INTERNET.

THERE HAS TO BE WEBSITES ON HERE

THE INTERNET.

THERE HAS TO BE WEBSITES ON HERE

ON HOW TO MAKE DRUGS.

THERE HAS TO BE WEBSITES ON HERE

ON HOW TO MAKE DRUGS.

I DON'T KNOW.

ON HOW TO MAKE DRUGS.

I DON'T KNOW.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD

I DON'T KNOW.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD

IDEA.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD

IDEA.

IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE.

IDEA.

IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE.

DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

IT MIGHT NOT BE SAFE.

DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET, IT HAS

ABOUT?

IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET, IT HAS

TO BE SAFE.

IF IT'S ON THE INTERNET, IT HAS

TO BE SAFE.

THERE.

TO BE SAFE.

THERE.

THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS.

THERE.

THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS.

MMM...I THINK WE SHOULD DO A

THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS.

MMM...I THINK WE SHOULD DO A

COMBINATION OF THAT ONE...

MMM...I THINK WE SHOULD DO A

COMBINATION OF THAT ONE...

HMM.

COMBINATION OF THAT ONE...

HMM.

AND THAT ONE.

HMM.

AND THAT ONE.

OR MAYBE THIS ONE, TOO.

AND THAT ONE.

OR MAYBE THIS ONE, TOO.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WELL...WHO'S READY TO GO

SHOPPING?

[ SIGHS ]

SHOPPING?

[ SIGHS ]

[ INHALES ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ INHALES ]

WHAT DO WE DO?

[ INHALES ]

WHAT DO WE DO?

YOU AND VINNY SEPARATE THE

WHAT DO WE DO?

YOU AND VINNY SEPARATE THE

BLUE CRYSTALS.

YOU AND VINNY SEPARATE THE

BLUE CRYSTALS.

ALL 15 POUNDS?

BLUE CRYSTALS.

ALL 15 POUNDS?

HMM.

ALL 15 POUNDS?

HMM.

THAT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE.

HMM.

THAT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE.

WHAT DO I DO?

THAT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE.

WHAT DO I DO?

UH, HERE.

WHAT DO I DO?

UH, HERE.

TAKE THESE TWO BOTTLES RIGH UH, HERE.

TAKE THESE TWO BOTTLES RIGH HERE AND THEN POUR THEM IN THOSE

TAKE THESE TWO BOTTLES RIGH HERE AND THEN POUR THEM IN THOSE

SODA BOTTLES RIGHT THERE.

HERE AND THEN POUR THEM IN THOSE

SODA BOTTLES RIGHT THERE.

NOW, DO YOU HAVE A COFFEEPO SODA BOTTLES RIGHT THERE.

NOW, DO YOU HAVE A COFFEEPO ANYWHERE?

NOW, DO YOU HAVE A COFFEEPO ANYWHERE?

YEAH, IT'S UP THERE.

ANYWHERE?

YEAH, IT'S UP THERE.

BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.

YEAH, IT'S UP THERE.

BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.

OH, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE MAKING

BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.

OH, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE MAKING

ANY COFFEE.

THEY LOOK LEGIT.

THEY DO.

[ LAUGHS ]

THEY DO.

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY ARE.

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY ARE.

WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?

THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY ARE.

WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?

I THINK IT REALLY DEPENDS ON

WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?

I THINK IT REALLY DEPENDS ON

WHAT THEY DO TO THE USER.

I THINK IT REALLY DEPENDS ON

WHAT THEY DO TO THE USER.

HOW ABOUT ZOMBIE DRUGS?

WHAT THEY DO TO THE USER.

HOW ABOUT ZOMBIE DRUGS?

LET'S TRY THEM AND FIND OUT.

HOW ABOUT ZOMBIE DRUGS?

LET'S TRY THEM AND FIND OUT.

[ LAUGHS ]

LET'S TRY THEM AND FIND OUT.

[ LAUGHS ]

VINNY, LISTEN TO ME.

[ LAUGHS ]

VINNY, LISTEN TO ME.

THROW IT OUT.

VINNY, LISTEN TO ME.

THROW IT OUT.

YOU GUYS AREN'T CHEMISTS.

THROW IT OUT.

YOU GUYS AREN'T CHEMISTS.

THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

YOU GUYS AREN'T CHEMISTS.

THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN DONE THA THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN DONE THA IN MY PRIME.

I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN DONE THA IN MY PRIME.

OKAY.

IN MY PRIME.

OKAY.

WHO'S FIRST?

OKAY.

WHO'S FIRST?

ME.

WHO'S FIRST?

ME.

TAKE IT EASY.

ME.

TAKE IT EASY.

LET'S TRY SMALL DOSES AT FIRST.

TAKE IT EASY.

LET'S TRY SMALL DOSES AT FIRST.

[ SNORTING ]

LET'S TRY SMALL DOSES AT FIRST.

[ SNORTING ]

HEY, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE

[ SNORTING ]

HEY, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE

THERE ARE UNWANTED SIDE EFFECTS!

HEY, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE

THERE ARE UNWANTED SIDE EFFECTS!

VINNY, VINNY, HEY!

THERE ARE UNWANTED SIDE EFFECTS!

VINNY, VINNY, HEY!

OH.

VINNY, VINNY, HEY!

OH.

YOU OKAY?

OH.

YOU OKAY?

PERFECT. WHO'S NEXT?

YOU OKAY?

PERFECT. WHO'S NEXT?

[ ALL LAUGH ]

OH, YEAH.

OOH!

LITTLE MORE RAPID, OKAY?

OOH!

LITTLE MORE RAPID, OKAY?

OKAY.

LITTLE MORE RAPID, OKAY?

OKAY.

WHAT ARE THESE CALLED AGAIN?

OKAY.

WHAT ARE THESE CALLED AGAIN?

SQUAT THRUSTS.

WHAT ARE THESE CALLED AGAIN?

SQUAT THRUSTS.

I LOVE THEM.

SQUAT THRUSTS.

I LOVE THEM.

THEY LOVE YOU!

I LOVE THEM.

THEY LOVE YOU!

THIS IS CRAZY.

THEY LOVE YOU!

THIS IS CRAZY.

I COULDN'T EVEN DO ONE PUSH-UP

THIS IS CRAZY.

I COULDN'T EVEN DO ONE PUSH-UP

BEFORE.

I COULDN'T EVEN DO ONE PUSH-UP

BEFORE.

AND NOW I CAN'T STOP WORKING

BEFORE.

AND NOW I CAN'T STOP WORKING

OUT.

AND NOW I CAN'T STOP WORKING

OUT.

I LOVE THIS SH*T!

OUT.

I LOVE THIS SH*T!

WE COULD BRANCH OUT, SELL

I LOVE THIS SH*T!

WE COULD BRANCH OUT, SELL

THEM TO ATHLETES.

WE COULD BRANCH OUT, SELL

THEM TO ATHLETES.

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