All American Zombie Drugs Page #15
AND TWO, YOU COME BACK AND BUY
FROM US AGAIN.
WHY WOULD WE COME BACK?
FROM US AGAIN.
WHY WOULD WE COME BACK?
BECAUSE WE VALUE YOUR
BECAUSE WE VALUE YOUR
BUSINESS.
BECAUSE WE VALUE YOUR
BUSINESS.
LOOK.
BUSINESS.
LOOK.
LOOK.
BATCH.
BATCH.
THAT SH*T HAPPENS FROM TIME TO
BATCH.
THAT SH*T HAPPENS FROM TIME TO
TIME.
THAT SH*T HAPPENS FROM TIME TO
TIME.
WE'LL MAKE THIS SH*T RIGHT.
TIME.
WE'LL MAKE THIS SH*T RIGHT.
DEAL?
WE'LL MAKE THIS SH*T RIGHT.
DEAL?
OKAY, FINE.
DEAL?
OKAY, FINE.
BUT THEY BETTER BE GOOD, BECAUSE
OKAY, FINE.
BUT THEY BETTER BE GOOD, BECAUSE
A COLLEGE PARTY WITH A LAME
BUT THEY BETTER BE GOOD, BECAUSE
FAVORS IS PRETTY BORING.
HEY, SO, IS THAT A REAL GUN?
NO.
LOOKS REAL, THOUGH.
NO.
LOOKS REAL, THOUGH.
YEAH, IT DOES.
LOOKS REAL, THOUGH.
YEAH, IT DOES.
I'M CURIOUS.
YEAH, IT DOES.
I'M CURIOUS.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF WE
I'M CURIOUS.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF WE
HAD REAL GUNS?
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF WE
HAD REAL GUNS?
YEAH.
HAD REAL GUNS?
YEAH.
HMM.
YEAH.
HMM.
HMM.
YEAH. FOOD FOR THOUGHT.
ANYTHING?
VOICE MAIL.
I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE.
VOICE MAIL.
I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE.
PROBABLY SPENDING MY MONEY.
I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE.
PROBABLY SPENDING MY MONEY.
IT ALL CAN'T BE BAD.
IT ALL CAN'T BE BAD.
I MEAN, WE WERE HIGH, WEREN' IT ALL CAN'T BE BAD.
I MEAN, WE WERE HIGH, WEREN' WE?
I MEAN, WE WERE HIGH, WEREN' WE?
NO.
WE?
NO.
IT WAS A PLACEBO.
NO.
IT WAS A PLACEBO.
IT WAS A PLACEBO.
ISN'T THAT A SEA ANIMAL?
I'M SO SCREWED.
NO.
I HAVE ANOTHER SOURCE.
THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY I HAD
I HAVE ANOTHER SOURCE.
THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY I HAD
LEFT.
THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY I HAD
LEFT.
[ LAUGHS ]
LEFT.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT WAS? COME ON.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT WAS? COME ON.
WHAT? DO YOU THINK I'M LYING?
IT WAS? COME ON.
WHAT? DO YOU THINK I'M LYING?
N-NO.
WHAT? DO YOU THINK I'M LYING?
N-NO.
N-NO.
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW
WHAT YOU WERE DOING, OR I
MONEY.
MONEY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
RUMORS.
MY PARENTS HAD MONEY BUT LIKE
MOST PEOPLE LIVED BEYOND THEIR
MOST PEOPLE LIVED BEYOND THEIR
MEANS.
MOST PEOPLE LIVED BEYOND THEIR
MEANS.
LEFT ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEBT AND
MEANS.
LEFT ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEBT AND
LEFT ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEBT AND
A HOUSE WITH A BIG MORTGAGE,
A HOUSE WITH A BIG MORTGAGE,
WHY DID I DO THIS?!
WHICH HAPPENS TO BE PAST DUE.
HEY...
HEY...
LOOK.
HEY...
LOOK.
WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF
LOOK.
WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF
THIS.
WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF
THIS.
I PROMISE.
THIS.
I PROMISE.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
I PROMISE.
PROBABLY ANOTHER REFUND
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
PROBABLY ANOTHER REFUND
REQUEST.
PROBABLY ANOTHER REFUND
REQUEST.
LET'S NOT ANSWER IT.
REQUEST.
LET'S NOT ANSWER IT.
NO, WE HAVE TO.
LET'S NOT ANSWER IT.
NO, WE HAVE TO.
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN
NO, WE HAVE TO.
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN
BUSINESS.
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT IN
BUSINESS.
WHAT BUSINESS?
BUSINESS.
WHAT BUSINESS?
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
I'LL GET IT.
[ Foreign accent ] I'M GONNA
MAKE A PRETZEL OUT OF YOUR
[ Foreign accent ] I'M GONNA
MAKE A PRETZEL OUT OF YOUR
NIPPLES.
NIPPLES.
YO, WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?
NIPPLES.
YO, WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?
SPIDER, NOW'S NOT A GOOD
YO, WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?
SPIDER, NOW'S NOT A GOOD
TIME.
SPIDER, NOW'S NOT A GOOD
TIME.
YOU HEARD ME. YOU HEARD ME.
TIME.
HONEY HAS SOME WORDS WITH THA YOU HEARD ME. YOU HEARD ME.
HONEY HAS SOME WORDS WITH THA FOOL!
HONEY HAS SOME WORDS WITH THA FOOL!
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE
FOOL!
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE
THAT?
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE
THAT?
YO, THIS IS ME, MAN.
THAT?
YO, THIS IS ME, MAN.
RESPECT!
YO, THIS IS ME, MAN.
RESPECT!
WHAT'S UP, SPIDER?
RESPECT!
WHAT'S UP, SPIDER?
WHAT'S UP, SPIDER?
WHO'S THE GUY WITH THE BLACK
EYE?
EYE?
IT'S MY MUSCLE.
EYE?
IT'S MY MUSCLE.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S MY MUSCLE.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU HAVE MUSCLE NOW?
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU HAVE MUSCLE NOW?
SINCE WHEN?
YOU HAVE MUSCLE NOW?
SINCE WHEN?
WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE
SINCE WHEN?
WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU'RE
CUTTING INTO MY GAME.
CUTTING INTO MY GAME.
GAME?
CUTTING INTO MY GAME.
GAME?
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!
GAME?
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!
MY DRUG GAME, "G."
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!
MY DRUG GAME, "G."
[ CHUCKLES ]
MY DRUG GAME, "G."
[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, GET OVER HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, GET OVER HERE.
LET ME TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE.
HEY, GET OVER HERE.
LET ME TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
LET ME TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY DOING
THIS SH*T TILL YOU GOT OUT OF
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONLY DOING
COLLEGE.
THIS SH*T TILL YOU GOT OUT OF
COLLEGE.
COLLEGE.
TO UPHOLD.
YEAH, BUT I GOT A REPUTATION
TO UPHOLD.
YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAS TO UPHOLD.
YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAS CONSULTED ME.
YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAS CONSULTED ME.
WELL, SH*T, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
CONSULTED ME.
WELL, SH*T, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE DOING THAT WELL.
WELL, SH*T, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE DOING THAT WELL.
YEAH, BUSINESS IS BOOMING IN
THIS ECONOMY.
THIS ECONOMY.
DEPRESSION'S GREAT FOR BUSINESS.
THIS ECONOMY.
DEPRESSION'S GREAT FOR BUSINESS.
YEAH, EXACTLY.
DEPRESSION'S GREAT FOR BUSINESS.
YEAH, EXACTLY.
YEAH, EXACTLY.
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING, BY THE
WAY?
WHAT ARE YOU SELLING, BY THE
WAY?
[ SNORTS ]
WAY?
[ SNORTS ]
I DON'T EVEN THINK I KNOW
[ SNORTS ]
I DON'T EVEN THINK I KNOW
ANYMORE.
I DON'T EVEN THINK I KNOW
ANYMORE.
HA HA!
ANYMORE.
HA HA!
DID YOU GET IT FROM JIMMY AND
HA HA!
DID YOU GET IT FROM JIMMY AND
BOBBY?
DID YOU GET IT FROM JIMMY AND
BOBBY?
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
BOBBY?
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
THEY DO THAT TO ALL THEIR
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
FIRST-TIMERS.
THEY DO THAT TO ALL THEIR
FIRST-TIMERS.
SEE? COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
FIRST-TIMERS.
SEE? COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
LESSON LEARNED.
SEE? COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
0 fans
Submitted on August 05, 2018
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"All American Zombie Drugs" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 25 Dec. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/all_american_zombie_drugs_2489>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In