All American Zombie Drugs Page #14

YEAH.

EVEN IF I DIDN'T, IT COULD NEVER

YEAH.

EVEN IF I DIDN'T, IT COULD NEVER

WORK.

EVEN IF I DIDN'T, IT COULD NEVER

WORK.

LOOK.

WORK.

LOOK.

OUR FIRST CUSTOMER.

YOU GUYS HAVE ANY FREE

SAMPLES?

NO.

SAMPLES?

NO.

AM I YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER?

NO.

AM I YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER?

IT'S GOOD...

AM I YOUR FIRST CUSTOMER?

IT'S GOOD...

THE BEST THERE IS.

IT'S GOOD...

THE BEST THERE IS.

IT BETTER BE.

THE BEST THERE IS.

IT BETTER BE.

HOW MUCH YOU NEED?

IT BETTER BE.

HOW MUCH YOU NEED?

ENOUGH FOR A WHOLE HOUSE

HOW MUCH YOU NEED?

ENOUGH FOR A WHOLE HOUSE

PARTY.

WE'RE ALL OUT!

US, TOO.

WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?

US, TOO.

WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?

GOT A LITTLE TOO EXCITED.

WHERE'S SEBASTIAN?

GOT A LITTLE TOO EXCITED.

WE WERE OUT SELLING.

GOT A LITTLE TOO EXCITED.

WE WERE OUT SELLING.

OH-OH-OH, YEAH!

WE WERE OUT SELLING.

OH-OH-OH, YEAH!

OH, YEAH!

OH-OH-OH, YEAH!

OH, YEAH!

THAT'S MY WHOLE FACE.

OH, YEAH!

THAT'S MY WHOLE FACE.

OH-OH-OH, YEAH!

THAT'S MY WHOLE FACE.

OH-OH-OH, YEAH!

WHATEVER.

OH-OH-OH, YEAH!

WHATEVER.

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS TAKING ME?

WHATEVER.

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS TAKING ME?

YOU HAVE HIM?

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS TAKING ME?

YOU HAVE HIM?

[ Straining ] I THINK SO!

YOU HAVE HIM?

[ Straining ] I THINK SO!

OH, SH*T!

[ Straining ] I THINK SO!

OH, SH*T!

HERE, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU

OH, SH*T!

HERE, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU

GUYS MIGHT TALK, GET TO KNOW

HERE, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU

GUYS MIGHT TALK, GET TO KNOW

EACH OTHER BETTER.

GUYS MIGHT TALK, GET TO KNOW

EACH OTHER BETTER.

BUT, HEY, IT'S COOL IF YOU WAN EACH OTHER BETTER.

BUT, HEY, IT'S COOL IF YOU WAN TO JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE

BUT, HEY, IT'S COOL IF YOU WAN TO JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE

F***ING!

TO JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE

F***ING!

OH, YEAH, BABY.

F***ING!

OH, YEAH, BABY.

RIDE THAT SH*T!

OH, YEAH, BABY.

RIDE THAT SH*T!

RIDE IT! WHOO-HOO!

RIDE THAT SH*T!

RIDE IT! WHOO-HOO!

YEAH, COME TO DADDY!

RIDE IT! WHOO-HOO!

YEAH, COME TO DADDY!

WHOO!

YEAH, COME TO DADDY!

WHOO!

ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT FAKING

WHOO!

ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT FAKING

THIS?

ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT FAKING

THIS?

HUSH, SWEET BABY!

THIS?

HUSH, SWEET BABY!

YOU WON'T BE FAKING SH*T WHEN I

HUSH, SWEET BABY!

YOU WON'T BE FAKING SH*T WHEN I

GET DONE WITH YOU!

YOU WON'T BE FAKING SH*T WHEN I

GET DONE WITH YOU!

THAT'S A PROMISE.

GET DONE WITH YOU!

THAT'S A PROMISE.

WHOO-HOO, YEAH!

OH, YEAH.

OH, YEAH.

WHAT'S WRONG?

OH, YEAH.

WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING.

OH, YEAH, BABY.

I'M HUNGRY.

CAN WE STOP FOR FOOD?

BULLSHIT.

CAN WE STOP FOR FOOD?

BULLSHIT.

YOU'RE PARANOID.

BULLSHIT.

YOU'RE PARANOID.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE PARANOID.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU SHOULD BE.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU SHOULD BE.

YOU KNOW, JUST F*** OFF AND

YOU SHOULD BE.

YOU KNOW, JUST F*** OFF AND

DIE ALREADY!

YOU KNOW, JUST F*** OFF AND

DIE ALREADY!

AGAIN!

DIE ALREADY!

AGAIN!

SORRY I ASKED.

OOH!

YEAH!

OH!

YEAH!

OH!

WHAT DO WE DO WITH SEBASTIAN?

OH!

WHAT DO WE DO WITH SEBASTIAN?

OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY

WHAT DO WE DO WITH SEBASTIAN?

OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY

ABOUT ME.

OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY

ABOUT ME.

I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WONDER

ABOUT ME.

I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WONDER

WEASEL.

I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WONDER

WEASEL.

CAN WE GAG HIM?

WEASEL.

CAN WE GAG HIM?

I'LL STAY IN THE CAR WITH

CAN WE GAG HIM?

I'LL STAY IN THE CAR WITH

HIM.

I'LL STAY IN THE CAR WITH

HIM.

OH, YEAH, YOU BETTER, 'CAUSE

HIM.

OH, YEAH, YOU BETTER, 'CAUSE

THIS BABY'S FULLY LOADED!

OH, YEAH, YOU BETTER, 'CAUSE

THIS BABY'S FULLY LOADED!

[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ]

THIS BABY'S FULLY LOADED!

[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ]

GUYS, THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A

[ RAP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO ]

GUYS, THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A

GOOD IDEA.

GUYS, THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A

GOOD IDEA.

THESE ARE DRUG DEALERS.

GOOD IDEA.

THESE ARE DRUG DEALERS.

SHUT UP, OR I'M GONNA GLUE

THESE ARE DRUG DEALERS.

SHUT UP, OR I'M GONNA GLUE

YOUR NUT SAC TO THE BACK OF YOUR

SHUT UP, OR I'M GONNA GLUE

YOUR NUT SAC TO THE BACK OF YOUR

LEG AGAIN.

YOUR NUT SAC TO THE BACK OF YOUR

LEG AGAIN.

GREAT.

LEG AGAIN.

GREAT.

[ SIGHS ]

GREAT.

[ SIGHS ]

STAY IN THE CAR.

[ SIGHS ]

STAY IN THE CAR.

[ CAR BEEPING ]

WHAT'S UP, GUYS?

YOU TELL US.

WHAT, YOU WANT MORE?

YOU TELL US.

WHAT, YOU WANT MORE?

[ SCOFFS ]

WHAT, YOU WANT MORE?

[ SCOFFS ]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

[ SCOFFS ]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

WE WANT A REFUND, PLUS A

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

WE WANT A REFUND, PLUS A

PERCENTAGE FOR WASTING OUR TIME.

WE WANT A REFUND, PLUS A

PERCENTAGE FOR WASTING OUR TIME.

AND GAS MONEY.

PERCENTAGE FOR WASTING OUR TIME.

AND GAS MONEY.

BUT YOU DID THE DRUGS.

AND GAS MONEY.

BUT YOU DID THE DRUGS.

YEAH, AND WE'RE NOT HIGH.

BUT YOU DID THE DRUGS.

YEAH, AND WE'RE NOT HIGH.

NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

YEAH, AND WE'RE NOT HIGH.

NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

WELL, I'M SORRY.

NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

WELL, I'M SORRY.

WE DON'T GIVE REFUNDS ON STREE WELL, I'M SORRY.

WE DON'T GIVE REFUNDS ON STREE DRUGS.

WE DON'T GIVE REFUNDS ON STREE DRUGS.

YOU DO NOW.

DRUGS.

YOU DO NOW.

WHAT?!

YOU DO NOW.

WHAT?!

IS THAT A REAL GUN?

WHAT?!

IS THAT A REAL GUN?

YEAH, AND I WILL USE IT.

IS THAT A REAL GUN?

YEAH, AND I WILL USE IT.

LET ME SEE IT.

YEAH, AND I WILL USE IT.

LET ME SEE IT.

NO!

LET ME SEE IT.

NO!

THEN, HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S

NO!

THEN, HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S

REAL?

THEN, HOW DO WE KNOW IT'S

REAL?

I COULD SHOOT YOU IF YOU'D

REAL?

I COULD SHOOT YOU IF YOU'D

LIKE.

I COULD SHOOT YOU IF YOU'D

LIKE.

PLEASE!

LIKE.

PLEASE!

SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT.

PLEASE!

SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT.

YES, I DO.

SHE DOESN'T MEAN THAT.

YES, I DO.

I DON'T BELIEVE HIM.

YES, I DO.

I DON'T BELIEVE HIM.

PLUS, I DON'T TAKE SH*T FROM THE

I DON'T BELIEVE HIM.

PLUS, I DON'T TAKE SH*T FROM THE

GEEK SQUAD.

PLUS, I DON'T TAKE SH*T FROM THE

GEEK SQUAD.

OKAY, NO ONE'S GETTING SHOT.

GEEK SQUAD.

OKAY, NO ONE'S GETTING SHOT.

PUT THE GUN AWAY.

OKAY, NO ONE'S GETTING SHOT.

PUT THE GUN AWAY.

NO.

PUT THE GUN AWAY.

NO.

SHE STARTED IT.

NO.

SHE STARTED IT.

AND WE'RE NOT GEEKS.

SHE STARTED IT.

AND WE'RE NOT GEEKS.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE BOTH

AND WE'RE NOT GEEKS.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE BOTH

FAILED COMPUTER SCIENCE LAS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE BOTH

FAILED COMPUTER SCIENCE LAS SEMESTER.

FAILED COMPUTER SCIENCE LAS SEMESTER.

SURPRISE, SURPRISE!

SEMESTER.

SURPRISE, SURPRISE!

WAIT!

SURPRISE, SURPRISE!

WAIT!

WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK.

WAIT!

WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK.

WHERE DID HE COME FROM?

WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK.

WHERE DID HE COME FROM?

PLUS INTEREST.

WHERE DID HE COME FROM?

PLUS INTEREST.

FINE.

PLUS INTEREST.

FINE.

HE'S HALLUCINATING.

FINE.

HE'S HALLUCINATING.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

HE'S HALLUCINATING.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

ON TWO CONDITIONS.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

ON TWO CONDITIONS.

ONE, YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE.

ON TWO CONDITIONS.

ONE, YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE.

AND TWO, YOU COME BACK AND BUY

ONE, YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE.

AND TWO, YOU COME BACK AND BUY

FROM US AGAIN.

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