All American Zombie Drugs Page #13

Synopsis: Vinny and Sebastion, two burnouts, going nowhere in small town suburbia and still riding the high of their high-school days, start a business doing the only thing they have ever excelled at...drugs. With the help of a jealous girlfriend and a rich goth chick, Vinny and Sebastion take on the mob, angry, geeky, frat-boys, and zombies in the search of the perfect high.
Director(s): Alex Ballar
Production: Midnight Releasing
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.5
PG-13
Year:
2010
99 min
Website
63 Views


YOU?

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR

YOU?

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR

APARTMENT AS THE OFFICE TO SAVE

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR

APARTMENT AS THE OFFICE TO SAVE

ON STARTUP COSTS.

APARTMENT AS THE OFFICE TO SAVE

ON STARTUP COSTS.

YOU READ MY BUSINESS PLAN.

ON STARTUP COSTS.

YOU READ MY BUSINESS PLAN.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU READ MY BUSINESS PLAN.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID

[ SIGHS ]

YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID

SOMETHING.

YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID

SOMETHING.

SO THAT WAY, I COULD HAVE

SOMETHING.

SO THAT WAY, I COULD HAVE

BUDGETED FOR RENTAL EXPENSES.

SO THAT WAY, I COULD HAVE

BUDGETED FOR RENTAL EXPENSES.

WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE I BUDGETED FOR RENTAL EXPENSES.

WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE I BACK?

WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE I BACK?

WE CAN'T, NOT WITHOUT THE 30%

BACK?

WE CAN'T, NOT WITHOUT THE 30%

COMMISSION TACKED ON.

WE CAN'T, NOT WITHOUT THE 30%

COMMISSION TACKED ON.

LET'S WORK OUT OF MY PLACE.

COMMISSION TACKED ON.

LET'S WORK OUT OF MY PLACE.

THERE'S MORE ROOM THERE, ANYWAY.

LET'S WORK OUT OF MY PLACE.

THERE'S MORE ROOM THERE, ANYWAY.

HOW PURE DO YOU THINK IT IS?

THERE'S MORE ROOM THERE, ANYWAY.

HOW PURE DO YOU THINK IT IS?

MAYBE WE SHOULD TEST IT.

HOW PURE DO YOU THINK IT IS?

MAYBE WE SHOULD TEST IT.

WHAT IF IT'S SO GOOD WE CAN' MAYBE WE SHOULD TEST IT.

WHAT IF IT'S SO GOOD WE CAN' STOP?

WHAT IF IT'S SO GOOD WE CAN' STOP?

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

STOP?

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

WELL, WE HAVE CONTROL, RIGHT?

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

WELL, WE HAVE CONTROL, RIGHT?

AT LEAST I KNOW I DO.

WELL, WE HAVE CONTROL, RIGHT?

AT LEAST I KNOW I DO.

I THINK WE OWE IT TO OUR

AT LEAST I KNOW I DO.

I THINK WE OWE IT TO OUR

CLIENTS TO TRY IT OUT.

I THINK WE OWE IT TO OUR

CLIENTS TO TRY IT OUT.

HMM.

ARE YOU HIGH?

ME?

NO, I WAS TALKING TO KARA,

ME?

NO, I WAS TALKING TO KARA,

BUT YEAH, YOU, TOO.

NO, I WAS TALKING TO KARA,

BUT YEAH, YOU, TOO.

I DON'T THINK.

BUT YEAH, YOU, TOO.

I DON'T THINK.

I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING YET.

I DON'T THINK.

I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING YET.

YOU?

I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING YET.

YOU?

NO.

YOU?

NO.

BUT I'M SURE IT'LL KICK IN SOON.

NO.

BUT I'M SURE IT'LL KICK IN SOON.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BES BUT I'M SURE IT'LL KICK IN SOON.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BES THERE IS.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BES THERE IS.

I'M SURE WE'LL FEEL IT ANY

THERE IS.

I'M SURE WE'LL FEEL IT ANY

MINUTE.

I'M SURE WE'LL FEEL IT ANY

MINUTE.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, VINNY?

MINUTE.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, VINNY?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, VINNY?

I DON'T KNOW.

HEARING YOU GUYS TALK ABOU I DON'T KNOW.

HEARING YOU GUYS TALK ABOU BEING HIGH ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL

HEARING YOU GUYS TALK ABOU BEING HIGH ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL

HIGH.

BEING HIGH ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL

HIGH.

BUT I DON'T FEEL HIGH...

HIGH.

BUT I DON'T FEEL HIGH...

I DON'T THINK.

BUT I DON'T FEEL HIGH...

I DON'T THINK.

ARE MY PUPILS DILATED?

I DON'T THINK.

ARE MY PUPILS DILATED?

MY PUPILS ALWAYS DILATE WHEN I

ARE MY PUPILS DILATED?

MY PUPILS ALWAYS DILATE WHEN I

GET HIGH.

MY PUPILS ALWAYS DILATE WHEN I

GET HIGH.

NO.

GET HIGH.

NO.

BUT I CAN'T SEE VERY WELL IN

NO.

BUT I CAN'T SEE VERY WELL IN

THIS LIGHT, SO THEY MIGHT BE.

BUT I CAN'T SEE VERY WELL IN

THIS LIGHT, SO THEY MIGHT BE.

LET ME GET A FLASHLIGHT.

THIS LIGHT, SO THEY MIGHT BE.

LET ME GET A FLASHLIGHT.

HMM.

LET ME GET A FLASHLIGHT.

HMM.

WHAT?

HMM.

WHAT?

YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.

WHAT?

YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.

THANKS.

YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.

THANKS.

BUT I DON'T THINK YOUR PUPILS

THANKS.

BUT I DON'T THINK YOUR PUPILS

ARE DOING ANYTHING.

BUT I DON'T THINK YOUR PUPILS

ARE DOING ANYTHING.

MAYBE WE SHOULD DO A LITTLE

ARE DOING ANYTHING.

MAYBE WE SHOULD DO A LITTLE

BIT MORE.

ANYTHING?

NOT YET.

HEY, I HAVE A THEORY, GUYS.

NOT YET.

HEY, I HAVE A THEORY, GUYS.

WHAT IF WE'RE SO HIGH, WE DON' HEY, I HAVE A THEORY, GUYS.

WHAT IF WE'RE SO HIGH, WE DON' KNOW WE'RE HIGH?

WHAT IF WE'RE SO HIGH, WE DON' KNOW WE'RE HIGH?

YOU KNOW, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES

KNOW WE'RE HIGH?

YOU KNOW, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES

SENSE.

YOU KNOW, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES

SENSE.

LOOK. I JUST SAW A TRAIL.

SENSE.

LOOK. I JUST SAW A TRAIL.

ME TOO!

LOOK. I JUST SAW A TRAIL.

ME TOO!

REALLY?!

ME TOO!

REALLY?!

NO.

REALLY?!

NO.

THIS IS SO F***ED.

NO.

THIS IS SO F***ED.

WHY DID I GIVE YOU GUYS MY

THIS IS SO F***ED.

WHY DID I GIVE YOU GUYS MY

MONEY?

WHY DID I GIVE YOU GUYS MY

MONEY?

I NEED THAT MONEY.

MONEY?

I NEED THAT MONEY.

THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE, VINNY.

I NEED THAT MONEY.

THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE, VINNY.

DO YOU GUYS SEE HIM?

THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE, VINNY.

DO YOU GUYS SEE HIM?

I'M HIGH!

DO YOU GUYS SEE HIM?

I'M HIGH!

REALLY?

I'M HIGH!

REALLY?

THE DRUGS ARE GOOD.

REALLY?

THE DRUGS ARE GOOD.

SO, WHAT'S NEXT?

THE DRUGS ARE GOOD.

SO, WHAT'S NEXT?

WE SELL.

OKAY.

MEET US BACK HERE IN A FEW

HOURS.

MEET US BACK HERE IN A FEW

HOURS.

COOL.

HOURS.

COOL.

SHOULDN'T WE DO THIS OVER THE

COOL.

SHOULDN'T WE DO THIS OVER THE

PHONE?

SHOULDN'T WE DO THIS OVER THE

PHONE?

START WITH PEOPLE WE KNOW?

PHONE?

START WITH PEOPLE WE KNOW?

NO.

START WITH PEOPLE WE KNOW?

NO.

WE GOT TO MEET OUR PUBLIC.

NO.

WE GOT TO MEET OUR PUBLIC.

AND REMEMBER, NO DISCOUNTS, NO WE GOT TO MEET OUR PUBLIC.

AND REMEMBER, NO DISCOUNTS, NO EVEN TO FAMILY MEMBERS.

AND REMEMBER, NO DISCOUNTS, NO EVEN TO FAMILY MEMBERS.

LET'S GO, BABE.

SO...HOW DO WE DO THIS?

WE JUST WAIT.

CUSTOMERS WILL COME TO US.

WE JUST WAIT.

CUSTOMERS WILL COME TO US.

THIS IS THE EASIEST JOB THERE

CUSTOMERS WILL COME TO US.

THIS IS THE EASIEST JOB THERE

IS.

THIS IS THE EASIEST JOB THERE

IS.

HERE COMES ONE NOW.

IS.

HERE COMES ONE NOW.

HI.

HERE COMES ONE NOW.

HI.

HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?

HI.

HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?

I NEED A FIX.

HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?

I NEED A FIX.

WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE

I NEED A FIX.

WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE

RIGHT PLACE.

WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE

RIGHT PLACE.

WHAT'S YOUR POISON?

RIGHT PLACE.

WHAT'S YOUR POISON?

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

WHAT'S YOUR POISON?

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

DO YOU ACCEPT COCKSUCKING AS

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

DO YOU ACCEPT COCKSUCKING AS

PAYMENT?

DO YOU ACCEPT COCKSUCKING AS

PAYMENT?

ARE YOU FOR REAL?

PAYMENT?

ARE YOU FOR REAL?

AH, SH*T.

ARE YOU FOR REAL?

AH, SH*T.

ARE YOU A FREAKY-FREAK?

AH, SH*T.

ARE YOU A FREAKY-FREAK?

DO I HAVE TO LICK YOUR ASS, TOO?

ARE YOU A FREAKY-FREAK?

DO I HAVE TO LICK YOUR ASS, TOO?

THIS SH*T BETTER BE WORTH IT.

DO I HAVE TO LICK YOUR ASS, TOO?

THIS SH*T BETTER BE WORTH IT.

SORRY, CASH ONLY.

THIS SH*T BETTER BE WORTH IT.

SORRY, CASH ONLY.

Aw, f***.

SORRY, CASH ONLY.

Aw, f***.

Gee!

Aw, f***.

Gee!

[ SLAPS ARM ]

Gee!

[ SLAPS ARM ]

HEY...JUST SO WE'RE ON THE

[ SLAPS ARM ]

HEY...JUST SO WE'RE ON THE

SAME PAGE...

HEY...JUST SO WE'RE ON THE

SAME PAGE...

THAT KISS MEANT NOTHING LAS SAME PAGE...

THAT KISS MEANT NOTHING LAS NIGHT.

THAT KISS MEANT NOTHING LAS NIGHT.

I KNOW.

NIGHT.

I KNOW.

YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

I KNOW.

YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

YEAH.

YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

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