All American Zombie Drugs Page #12

Synopsis: Vinny and Sebastion, two burnouts, going nowhere in small town suburbia and still riding the high of their high-school days, start a business doing the only thing they have ever excelled at...drugs. With the help of a jealous girlfriend and a rich goth chick, Vinny and Sebastion take on the mob, angry, geeky, frat-boys, and zombies in the search of the perfect high.
Director(s): Alex Ballar
Production: Midnight Releasing
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.5
PG-13
Year:
2010
99 min
Website
63 Views


YOU GOT TO OPEN UP WITH THE

MONEY PART.

YOU GOT TO OPEN UP WITH THE

MONEY PART.

WE LOVE MONEY.

MONEY PART.

WE LOVE MONEY.

OH, YEAH.

WE LOVE MONEY.

OH, YEAH.

IT'S COUNTED.

OH, YEAH.

IT'S COUNTED.

THEY'RE GOOD.

IT'S COUNTED.

THEY'RE GOOD.

WHERE'S YOUR BAG?

THEY'RE GOOD.

WHERE'S YOUR BAG?

BAG?

WHERE'S YOUR BAG?

BAG?

FOR THE STASH?

BAG?

FOR THE STASH?

HOW DO YOU PLAN ON CARRYING I FOR THE STASH?

HOW DO YOU PLAN ON CARRYING I OUT OF HERE?

HOW DO YOU PLAN ON CARRYING I OUT OF HERE?

WELL, WHAT?

OUT OF HERE?

WELL, WHAT?

YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BAG?

WELL, WHAT?

YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BAG?

SH*T. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BAG?

SH*T. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

[ LAUGHS ]

SH*T. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU WANT PAPER, OR YOU WAN [ LAUGHS ]

YOU WANT PAPER, OR YOU WAN PLASTIC?

YOU WANT PAPER, OR YOU WAN PLASTIC?

DON'T F***ING ANSWER THE

PLASTIC?

DON'T F***ING ANSWER THE

QUESTION, DIPSHIT!

DON'T F***ING ANSWER THE

QUESTION, DIPSHIT!

JIMMY, THIS A-HOLE FORGOT A BAG.

QUESTION, DIPSHIT!

JIMMY, THIS A-HOLE FORGOT A BAG.

Son of a b*tch.

JIMMY, THIS A-HOLE FORGOT A BAG.

Son of a b*tch.

ALL RIGHT, JUST GIVE HIM MY

Son of a b*tch.

ALL RIGHT, JUST GIVE HIM MY

NIECE'S BACKPACK.

ALL RIGHT, JUST GIVE HIM MY

NIECE'S BACKPACK.

SHE LEFT IT IN OUR CAR.

NIECE'S BACKPACK.

SHE LEFT IT IN OUR CAR.

WHAT?!

SHE LEFT IT IN OUR CAR.

WHAT?!

JIMMY, I GOT THAT FOR HER.

WHAT?!

JIMMY, I GOT THAT FOR HER.

YEAH, I KNOW.

JIMMY, I GOT THAT FOR HER.

YEAH, I KNOW.

SHE'S OUTGROWN IT.

YEAH, I KNOW.

SHE'S OUTGROWN IT.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

SHE'S OUTGROWN IT.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

HOW DO YOU OUTGROW A

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

HOW DO YOU OUTGROW A

BACKPACK?

HOW DO YOU OUTGROW A

BACKPACK?

I DON'T KNOW, BOBBY.

BACKPACK?

I DON'T KNOW, BOBBY.

YOU JUST OUTGROW IT.

I DON'T KNOW, BOBBY.

YOU JUST OUTGROW IT.

WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, ALL

YOU JUST OUTGROW IT.

WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, ALL

RIGHT?

WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, ALL

RIGHT?

JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN BACKPACK.

RIGHT?

JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN BACKPACK.

FINE.

JUST GIVE HIM THE DAMN BACKPACK.

FINE.

BUT I'M GONNA DEDUCT FROM IT.

FINE.

BUT I'M GONNA DEDUCT FROM IT.

SHE LOVED THAT BACKPACK.

BUT I'M GONNA DEDUCT FROM IT.

SHE LOVED THAT BACKPACK.

A-ARE YOU TWO --

SHE LOVED THAT BACKPACK.

A-ARE YOU TWO --

WHAT?

A-ARE YOU TWO --

WHAT?

ARE WE TWO WHAT?

WHAT?

ARE WE TWO WHAT?

WHAT WERE YOU GONNA ASK?

ARE WE TWO WHAT?

WHAT WERE YOU GONNA ASK?

NOTHING.

WHAT WERE YOU GONNA ASK?

NOTHING.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

NOTHING.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

I'M GOOD.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

I'M GOOD.

ASK IT.

I'M GOOD.

ASK IT.

ASK THE QUESTION AGAIN.

ASK IT.

ASK THE QUESTION AGAIN.

I'M -- I'M GOOD.

ASK THE QUESTION AGAIN.

I'M -- I'M GOOD.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

I'M -- I'M GOOD.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

ROOKIE.

TAKE CARE OF THAT BACKPACK!

I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

I PROMISE.

WHAT?

START THE F***ING CAR.

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

WHAT'S THIS?

THESE ARE YOUR WALKING

PAPERS.

THESE ARE YOUR WALKING

PAPERS.

MR. SPENCER, I WAS JUS PAPERS.

MR. SPENCER, I WAS JUS ABOUT --

MR. SPENCER, I WAS JUS ABOUT --

TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES.

ABOUT --

TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES.

BUT I DON'T EVEN, UM,

TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES.

BUT I DON'T EVEN, UM,

REMEMBER, ACTUALLY, IF I TOLD

BUT I DON'T EVEN, UM,

REMEMBER, ACTUALLY, IF I TOLD

YOU THIS, BUT I WAS JUST ABOU REMEMBER, ACTUALLY, IF I TOLD

YOU THIS, BUT I WAS JUST ABOU TO COME TAKE CARE OF THIS.

YOU THIS, BUT I WAS JUST ABOU TO COME TAKE CARE OF THIS.

THERE'S REALLY NO NEED --

TO COME TAKE CARE OF THIS.

THERE'S REALLY NO NEED --

KARA, KARA, I'M NO THERE'S REALLY NO NEED --

KARA, KARA, I'M NO INTERESTED IN ENTERTAINING THIS

KARA, KARA, I'M NO INTERESTED IN ENTERTAINING THIS

ANYMORE.

INTERESTED IN ENTERTAINING THIS

ANYMORE.

OKAY, BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN

ANYMORE.

OKAY, BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN

FAIR, BECAUSE I TOTALLY SENT THE

OKAY, BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN

FAIR, BECAUSE I TOTALLY SENT THE

RENT DOWN.

FAIR, BECAUSE I TOTALLY SENT THE

RENT DOWN.

[ Laughing ] YOU SENT -- YOU

RENT DOWN.

[ Laughing ] YOU SENT -- YOU

SENT THE RENT?

[ Laughing ] YOU SENT -- YOU

SENT THE RENT?

YOU KNOW MY OFFICE IS RIGH SENT THE RENT?

YOU KNOW MY OFFICE IS RIGH DOWNSTAIRS.

YOU KNOW MY OFFICE IS RIGH DOWNSTAIRS.

OKAY, SO, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A

DOWNSTAIRS.

OKAY, SO, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A

LITTLE BIT LATE.

OKAY, SO, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A

LITTLE BIT LATE.

LATE?

LITTLE BIT LATE.

LATE?

THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

LATE?

THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

BUT WE JUST STARTED THIS

THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

BUT WE JUST STARTED THIS

WHOLE BUSINESS VENTURE, AND YOU

BUT WE JUST STARTED THIS

WHOLE BUSINESS VENTURE, AND YOU

GOT TO TRUST ME.

WHOLE BUSINESS VENTURE, AND YOU

GOT TO TRUST ME.

WE'RE GONNA TOTALLY BE ABLE TO

GOT TO TRUST ME.

WE'RE GONNA TOTALLY BE ABLE TO

PAY YOU BACK IN THE NEXT FEW

WE'RE GONNA TOTALLY BE ABLE TO

PAY YOU BACK IN THE NEXT FEW

MONTHS.

PAY YOU BACK IN THE NEXT FEW

MONTHS.

OH, YEAH?

MONTHS.

OH, YEAH?

PLEASE?

OH, YEAH?

PLEASE?

NO.

PLEASE?

NO.

AND, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I JUS NO.

AND, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I JUS CALLED THE SHERIFF, AND THEY'RE

AND, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I JUS CALLED THE SHERIFF, AND THEY'RE

ON THEIR WAY.

CALLED THE SHERIFF, AND THEY'RE

ON THEIR WAY.

SO, I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU AND

ON THEIR WAY.

SO, I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU AND

YOUR...HOODLUMS VACATE THIS

SO, I WOULD SUGGEST THAT YOU AND

YOUR...HOODLUMS VACATE THIS

PROPERTY.

YOUR...HOODLUMS VACATE THIS

PROPERTY.

YOU KNOW WHY?

PROPERTY.

YOU KNOW WHY?

I'M GONNA BE SUGGESTING FULL

YOU KNOW WHY?

I'M GONNA BE SUGGESTING FULL

CAVITY SEARCHES.

I'M GONNA BE SUGGESTING FULL

CAVITY SEARCHES.

SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?

CAVITY SEARCHES.

SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?

YOU'RE FINE JUST THROWING A GIRL

SO, THAT'S IT, THEN?

YOU'RE FINE JUST THROWING A GIRL

OUT ON THE STREET?

YOU'RE FINE JUST THROWING A GIRL

OUT ON THE STREET?

UH, GIRL?

OUT ON THE STREET?

UH, GIRL?

NO.

UH, GIRL?

NO.

BUT FREELOADING DRUG ADDICT AND

NO.

BUT FREELOADING DRUG ADDICT AND

HER...POSSE?

BUT FREELOADING DRUG ADDICT AND

HER...POSSE?

YEAH!

HER...POSSE?

YEAH!

HEY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.

YEAH!

HEY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.

[ LAUGHS ]

HEY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU SHOULD.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU SHOULD.

I CRACK MYSELF UP.

DAMN IT.

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

PAID THE RENT?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

PAID THE RENT?

I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE OF

PAID THE RENT?

I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE OF

MONTHS.

I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE OF

MONTHS.

WHY?

MONTHS.

WHY?

GIVE ME MONEY, AND I'LL PAY

WHY?

GIVE ME MONEY, AND I'LL PAY

IT.

GIVE ME MONEY, AND I'LL PAY

IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING

IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING

THIS TO ME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING

THIS TO ME.

YOU?

THIS TO ME.

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