All American Zombie Drugs Page #11

Synopsis: Vinny and Sebastion, two burnouts, going nowhere in small town suburbia and still riding the high of their high-school days, start a business doing the only thing they have ever excelled at...drugs. With the help of a jealous girlfriend and a rich goth chick, Vinny and Sebastion take on the mob, angry, geeky, frat-boys, and zombies in the search of the perfect high.
Director(s): Alex Ballar
Production: Midnight Releasing
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.5
PG-13
Year:
2010
99 min
Website
63 Views


WE SHOULD BE PROFITABLE IN THE

FIRST MONTH.

THEN, IT'S JUST SMOOTH SAILING

FIRST MONTH.

THEN, IT'S JUST SMOOTH SAILING

TO THE GREEN, BABY.

THEN, IT'S JUST SMOOTH SAILING

TO THE GREEN, BABY.

AND, IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY

TO THE GREEN, BABY.

AND, IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY

FIVE-YEAR PROJECTIONS, YOU'LL

AND, IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY

FIVE-YEAR PROJECTIONS, YOU'LL

SEE THAT WE'LL BE IN MULTIPLE

FIVE-YEAR PROJECTIONS, YOU'LL

SEE THAT WE'LL BE IN MULTIPLE

TERRITORIES BY THE END OF

SEE THAT WE'LL BE IN MULTIPLE

TERRITORIES BY THE END OF

QUARTER FOUR.

TERRITORIES BY THE END OF

QUARTER FOUR.

WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS?

QUARTER FOUR.

WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS?

ONLINE.

WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS?

ONLINE.

KARA HELPED ME HACK INTO THE

ONLINE.

KARA HELPED ME HACK INTO THE

POLICE-STATION RECORDS.

KARA HELPED ME HACK INTO THE

POLICE-STATION RECORDS.

SO, I JUST USED THAT DATA AND

POLICE-STATION RECORDS.

SO, I JUST USED THAT DATA AND

COMPARED IT TO COMPARABLE

SO, I JUST USED THAT DATA AND

COMPARED IT TO COMPARABLE

BUSINESSES.

COMPARED IT TO COMPARABLE

BUSINESSES.

YOU KNOW, LIKE LIQUOR STORES,

BUSINESSES.

YOU KNOW, LIKE LIQUOR STORES,

PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.

YOU KNOW, LIKE LIQUOR STORES,

PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.

YEAH, BUT THOSE COMPANIES ARE

PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.

YEAH, BUT THOSE COMPANIES ARE

LEGAL.

YEAH, BUT THOSE COMPANIES ARE

LEGAL.

WELL, YOU'LL ALSO SEE I

LEGAL.

WELL, YOU'LL ALSO SEE I

COMPENSATED FOR THAT.

WELL, YOU'LL ALSO SEE I

COMPENSATED FOR THAT.

TAKE A LOOK AT GRAPH "C."

COMPENSATED FOR THAT.

TAKE A LOOK AT GRAPH "C."

IT'S ON PAGE FIVE.

TAKE A LOOK AT GRAPH "C."

IT'S ON PAGE FIVE.

SMART.

IT'S ON PAGE FIVE.

SMART.

ANY QUESTIONS?

SMART.

ANY QUESTIONS?

YEAH, COULD YOU GUYS GIVE ME

ANY QUESTIONS?

YEAH, COULD YOU GUYS GIVE ME

SOME TIME WITH THIS?

YEAH, COULD YOU GUYS GIVE ME

SOME TIME WITH THIS?

YEAH, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU

SOME TIME WITH THIS?

YEAH, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU

NEED.

YEAH, TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU

NEED.

ALONE?

NEED.

ALONE?

YEAH, SURE.

SO, WHAT'S UP?

YOU TWO AN ITEM NOW OR WHAT?

NO!

YOU TWO AN ITEM NOW OR WHAT?

NO!

JUST FRIENDS.

NO!

JUST FRIENDS.

AH.

JUST FRIENDS.

AH.

ENTERTAIN THE INVESTOR -- GOOD

AH.

ENTERTAIN THE INVESTOR -- GOOD

IDEA.

ENTERTAIN THE INVESTOR -- GOOD

IDEA.

DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST MAJOR

IDEA.

DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST MAJOR

DEALS HAPPEN OVER DRINKS AND

DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST MAJOR

DEALS HAPPEN OVER DRINKS AND

PARTYING?

DEALS HAPPEN OVER DRINKS AND

PARTYING?

AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW

PARTYING?

AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW

GOOD THE DEAL REALLY IS.

AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW

GOOD THE DEAL REALLY IS.

NO WONDER OUR COUNTRY'S IN A

GOOD THE DEAL REALLY IS.

NO WONDER OUR COUNTRY'S IN A

RECESSION.

IT'S A DEAL.

LET'S GO TO THE BANK.

COOL.

I LOVE BANKS.

AWESOME.

NO. I'M GOING.

ME TOO.

NO. I'M GOING.

ME TOO.

COME ON.

ME TOO.

COME ON.

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THAT'S NO COME ON.

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THAT'S NO PROPER DRUG-DEAL ETIQUETTE.

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, THAT'S NO PROPER DRUG-DEAL ETIQUETTE.

COME ON, VINNY.

PROPER DRUG-DEAL ETIQUETTE.

COME ON, VINNY.

TELL ME.

COME ON, VINNY.

TELL ME.

I DON'T KNOW!

TELL ME.

I DON'T KNOW!

IT SOUNDS FAIR.

I DON'T KNOW!

IT SOUNDS FAIR.

IT'S HER MONEY.

IT SOUNDS FAIR.

IT'S HER MONEY.

FINE.

IT'S HER MONEY.

FINE.

FINE!

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

HI, JIMMY.

HI, BOBBY.

WHO ARE YOU?

HI, BOBBY.

WHO ARE YOU?

YEAH, WHO ARE YOU?

WHO ARE YOU?

YEAH, WHO ARE YOU?

I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN

YEAH, WHO ARE YOU?

I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN

APPOINTMENT.

I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN

APPOINTMENT.

WE DO?

APPOINTMENT.

WE DO?

WE DO?

WE DO?

WE DO?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

WE DO?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

IS THAT A FLUTE?

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

IS THAT A FLUTE?

ARE WE DOING A BAND RECITAL?

IS THAT A FLUTE?

ARE WE DOING A BAND RECITAL?

YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?

ARE WE DOING A BAND RECITAL?

YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?

WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DO I

YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?

WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DO I

TALK TO?

WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DO I

TALK TO?

YOU TALK TO ME.

TALK TO?

YOU TALK TO ME.

YEAH, YOU TALK TO ME.

YOU TALK TO ME.

YEAH, YOU TALK TO ME.

LOOK, GUYS.

YEAH, YOU TALK TO ME.

LOOK, GUYS.

WE WANT TO GET INTO BUSINESS

LOOK, GUYS.

WE WANT TO GET INTO BUSINESS

TOGETHER.

WE WANT TO GET INTO BUSINESS

TOGETHER.

WHAT BUSINESS?

TOGETHER.

WHAT BUSINESS?

WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS IS

WHAT BUSINESS?

WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS IS

THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS IS

THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,

THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,

BUDDY?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,

BUDDY?

LISTEN, 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GOING

BUDDY?

LISTEN, 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GOING

TO SAY THIS ONCE.

LISTEN, 'CAUSE I'M ONLY GOING

TO SAY THIS ONCE.

THEN, IF I DON'T GET THE

TO SAY THIS ONCE.

THEN, IF I DON'T GET THE

RESPONSE I WANT, I'M GOING TO

THEN, IF I DON'T GET THE

RESPONSE I WANT, I'M GOING TO

GET UP AND TAKE THIS BRIEFCASE

RESPONSE I WANT, I'M GOING TO

GET UP AND TAKE THIS BRIEFCASE

FULL OF MONEY SOMEWHERE ELSE.

GET UP AND TAKE THIS BRIEFCASE

FULL OF MONEY SOMEWHERE ELSE.

WE WERE TOLD YOUR SH*T IS THE

FULL OF MONEY SOMEWHERE ELSE.

WE WERE TOLD YOUR SH*T IS THE

BEST.

WE WERE TOLD YOUR SH*T IS THE

BEST.

AND WE ONLY WANT THE BEST.

BEST.

AND WE ONLY WANT THE BEST.

NOW, IF WE'RE MISTAKEN ABOU AND WE ONLY WANT THE BEST.

NOW, IF WE'RE MISTAKEN ABOU YOU GUYS, MY SINCERES NOW, IF WE'RE MISTAKEN ABOU YOU GUYS, MY SINCERES APOLOGIES.

YOU GUYS, MY SINCERES APOLOGIES.

BUT IF WE'RE NOT, LET'S DROP THE

APOLOGIES.

BUT IF WE'RE NOT, LET'S DROP THE

FUNNY ROUTINE AND GET DOWN TO

BUT IF WE'RE NOT, LET'S DROP THE

FUNNY ROUTINE AND GET DOWN TO

BUSINESS.

FUNNY ROUTINE AND GET DOWN TO

BUSINESS.

YOU BELIEVE THIS CHICK?

BUSINESS.

YOU BELIEVE THIS CHICK?

YEAH.

YOU BELIEVE THIS CHICK?

YEAH.

YOU TELLING ME?

YEAH.

YOU TELLING ME?

I WONDER HOW SHE SITS.

YOU TELLING ME?

I WONDER HOW SHE SITS.

YOU HEARD BOBBY.

I WONDER HOW SHE SITS.

YOU HEARD BOBBY.

HOW DO YOU SIT?

YOU HEARD BOBBY.

HOW DO YOU SIT?

CAN WE SEE THEM?

HOW DO YOU SIT?

CAN WE SEE THEM?

I'D LOVE TO SEE THEM.

CAN WE SEE THEM?

I'D LOVE TO SEE THEM.

OH, YEAH, YEAH.

I'D LOVE TO SEE THEM.

OH, YEAH, YEAH.

I WANT TO SEE THEM, TOO.

OH, YEAH, YEAH.

I WANT TO SEE THEM, TOO.

MM-HMM.

I WANT TO SEE THEM, TOO.

MM-HMM.

WHAT?

MM-HMM.

WHAT?

YOUR ELEPHANT BALLS!

WHAT?

YOUR ELEPHANT BALLS!

[ LAUGHS ]

YOUR ELEPHANT BALLS!

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD!

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THERE

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THERE

WAS MONEY IN THAT BRIEFCASE?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THERE

WAS MONEY IN THAT BRIEFCASE?

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?

WAS MONEY IN THAT BRIEFCASE?

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?

CRAZY.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?

CRAZY.

YOU GOT TO OPEN UP WITH THE

CRAZY.

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