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All Out Dysfunktion! Page #6
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- 2016
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You ain't no nigga.
Niggas can f***.
- But...
- There's a party downstairs,
and you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna go find me
a nigga that can f***.
F***in' faster than a computer.
Forty f***ing dollars
that you gonna pay for.
- But I...
- But what, squirt gun?
But I love you.
Oh, hell, no.
- Gator?
- Yes, sir.
- Get me some f***in' blow.
- Yes, sir.
- Make sure you get at
least an 8 ball. -Okay.
And keep your f***ing change
like you usually do.
Don't so f***ing...
damn it, ranjit,
why you gotta make me
feel this way?
This is my life.
This is what I do.
This is who I am, but I
didn't ask for this sh*t.
And I'm a f***ing ho.
I f*** for money.
It's really f***ing hard for me
to see what's real
and what's fake.
You don't know me, ranjit.
But I want to know.
You want to know
that my mom was a meth head?
And my dad used to have
his friends come over
when my mom was in the streets
to have his friends f*** me?
And I was taken away
by child services, okay?
And raised
in a f***ing white family.
F***ing white school
where everybody made fun of me.
Called me a nigga, a spook.
And sometimes I wish the voices
in my head would just stop
and I feel like a f***ing fake.
What else do you want to know?
My phula.
No, no, no, don't.
Don't feel bad for me.
This is my life.
This is what I chose,
so this is what I do.
And if there's anything genuine
about what you're saying to me,
then I have to let you know.
'Cause I'm not the one.
No.
I can't love you, ranjit.
I'm too busy trying
to f***ing love myself.
Boom!
What's up now, slut?
- F***ing b*tch.
- Yeah, b*tch.
Who fucks you now,
you f***ing whore?
That's for taking my f***ing
Yeah, f*** you,
- Hello, no ring. Thank...
- gator!
Oh, Tyrell.
F***ing rad party, bro.
Yeah. Hey,
did anybody ever tell you
you look like Abraham Lincoln
with some serious bdsm going on?
- That's really interesting.
- Dude, that is the nicest thing
anyone has ever said to me.
Thank you.
Have you seen Carrie?
I need to find her right now.
- I did.
- Yes?
I did.
I saw her in the main room.
Great.
I will see you later.
Wait a second.
Are you okay?
You know, you are
really sweating profusely.
You should consider
the hospital.
Not a chance
you're getting me to leave
right now.
But what I do need
is for you to loosen up
the cheeks, okay?
So, let's get these guys hard,
we'll get this loose.
Meet me over here.
I'm gonna mix you up
a little cocktail
out of my two favorite colors,
pink and blue.
- We put 'em in a...
- I'm not doing that, gator.
It's kind of against
my upbringing.
put it in our nose.
And then we go blast off.
Pew, pew.
Okay, gator, look,
you should really
not consider mixing...
it's probably
really bad for you.
Maybe talk to the food
and drug administration.
Okay, you know what?
Here we go.
Let's reverse just a little bit,
right back to where i told you
never to tell me
how to live my life again.
That includes my drug use.
Number two, mixing things
is what brought you
into existence,
so let's not hate on it.
And, number three,
a little bit of e,
a little bit of v,
and you're gonna be solid, dude.
Solid like a rock.
- Oh, my god.
- Wow.
Oh, my god, that was amazing.
Brain boner, man.
Whoa.
Hey, hey, hey.
You got any ass plugs?
Okay, and from the coolest
to the weirdest.
I'm gonna go ahead
You're weird.
No, no offense!
D batteries?
Greasy door?
Zucchini?
F***!
Oh, yes.
That feels good.
You should know better.
- You belong over there.
You don't even know
what love is.
Couldn't even hold it!
Like a child!
Why did you go away?
Don't f***ing push me.
Ah, f***!
This year.
This is my f***ing year,
motherf***er.
I swear to you.
Okay, seriously?
I'm gonna be
on a f***in' runway,
and by the time...
by this time next year,
I'm gonna be in f***ing Milan,
motherf***er.
- Shut the f*** up.
- F*** you, okay?
I didn't move to this goddamn
town to f***ing fail, all right?
Shut up.
Mm, that's f***ing good.
Mm.
My motherfucking passport
is gonna be stamped!
And everybody
in this goddamn town
is gonna know who I f***ing am,
and if anybody has
a f***ing problem with it,
well, they can suck
my f***ing dick.
Why don't I put my dick
in your mouth,
you f***ing b*tch? Huh?
- Yeah, my dick.
- My dick, b*tch.
No, my dick, motherfuck.
Get the f*** off.
- F*** you.
I got a lump.
Do you got anything to drink?
Yeah, I got that good sh*t
for you, b*tch.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
F***in'... you're gross.
Seriously, f*** off.
Drink that sh*t, b*tch.
What is that salty sh*t?
- What the f***?
- That's that Mr. moist, baby.
- What?
- It's that g, b*tch.
That's f***ing g?
What the f*** is wrong with...
get the f*** off me, f***.
What's wrong with you?
Why would you
f***ing give that to me?
Get the f*** away from me,
seriously.
- Get away from me. Get away from me.
- What's the matter, b*tch?
No.
Get the f*** off me.
Ah, feel that.
Feel that sh*t.
Yeah, feel that sh*t.
Get the f*** off me.
Jiminy cricket,
you are enormous.
- Whew. -Where do you
think you're going?
to get back to my room.
- You need a stamp. -I live
there, my room's there.
I take a poop behind the tree
over there every single morning.
How many rooms are back there?
Four, with a door
that leads to a secret garden.
All right, but don't let me
find out you lied to me.
- See this hand?
- Yeah.
Thirty pounds of pressure.
Together with this hand?
Forty pounds of pressure
per square inch.
Crush your head like a grape.
Now move it along.
Pumpkins.
Peacocks.
You're gonna find
a n*gger to f***?
Huh? You're gonna find
a n*gger to f***?
Yeah.
I'm gonna find somebody
to f***, too.
Wait, whoa, whoa.
You're Tyrell.
- Yeah. -How long you been here?
- F***ing a!
We're supposed to get together
and hang out tonight.
I didn't think... she actually
talked about that?
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Julliard, right?
- Yes!
Oh, f***in' a!
Dude, this calls
for a f***ing
celebratory experience.
Let's do
a f***ing elephant tusk.
Whoo!
Okay, I don't know what that is,
- but it sounds like a lot of fun.
- F***in' a, man.
I'm so happy you're here.
I got so much to tell you.
I'm so f***ing excited
to work with you, baby.
- Wow. -Talented actor,
good-looking f***in' guy.
We're gonna make so much
f***in' money in this town.
- Oh, oh, okay. -I'm gonna
make you a f***in' star.
Yeah, that's...
that's not my cup of tea.
Vinnie, Vinnie.
Whoa, that's a lot.
- That's a lot. That looks like Alaska.
- T, baby,
how the f*** are we supposed
to work together
if we don't do the same sh*t?
Here's your chance to be
a motherfuckin' star, man.
We are at the top
of the agency chain.
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